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Too Long; Didn't Play: I Am Weapon

Posted by Greg "doubtingthomas396" Decker –
Hell is full of clowns. It’s your job to change that. I’m not sure if that means Hell will be more or less hellish after you finish with it.

Too Long; Didn't Play: Sniper Elite 3

Posted by Greg "doubtingthomas396" Decker –
A World War II shooter, with a twist. Four twists, in fact. At a rate of one twist per ten inches. And now you know how the barrel on an M1 Garand is rifled.

Too Long; Didn't Play: 12 Labours of Hercules

Posted by Greg "doubtingthomas396" Decker –
A game for the unsung heroes of legend: the road crews.

Too Long; Didn't Play: Everything

Posted by Greg "doubtingthomas396" Decker –
The game is named Everything. The jokes write themselves! Watch: Today, I bought Everything in the PlayStation store. I have great internet. It only took twenty minutes to download Everything. It's not every day a father gets to honestly say he gave his daughter Everything. I could go on, but I have a massive task ahead of me. I have to review Everything!

Too Long; Didn't Play: Mass Effect Andromeda

Posted by Greg "doubtingthomas396" Decker –
It’s been a long time, getting from there to here. It’s been a long time, but my time is finally here.

Too Long; Didn't Play: The Talos Principle

Posted by Greg "doubtingthomas396" Decker –
What do you do when you hate the lack of player agency in games but don’t want to try to fix the problem? You make a puzzle game that points out that there is no player agency in games.

Too Long; Didn't Play: Car Mechanic Simulator 2015

Posted by Greg "doubtingthomas396" Decker –
About two years ago, give or take, I reviewed Car Mechanic Simulator, where I was promptly taken to task for reviewing the 2014 edition when 2015 had just come out. Well, I’m always happy to entertain requests. I just make no promises about punctuality or timeliness.

Too Long; Didn't Play: Reset 1-1

Posted by Greg "doubtingthomas396" Decker –
Using death as a mechanic in a game that harkens to a genre where death came early and often? That’s just crazy enough to work!

Too Long; Didn't Play: Hacknet

Posted by Greg "doubtingthomas396" Decker –
This is the perfect game for anyone who can successfully tar a directory on the first try without Google. Your enjoyment of the game will be directly proportional to how close you are to being that person.

Too Long; Didn't Play: Nefarious

Posted by Greg "doubtingthomas396" Decker –
Have you ever wanted to pilot one of those cumbersome, bloated, sluggish, and incredibly powerful boss robots that gave you so much trouble when you were playing Sonic the Hedgehog? Then buddy, have I got the game for you!

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