Sponsored By: Mr. Rojan
Time Played: 41 Minutes
Remember back when every game had a ninja in it? I do, and so do the people who made this game. It's $3 and, for a competent Shinobi clone like this, you can't go wrong.
Sponsored By: Humble's Squeenix Bundle Sequel
Time Played: 53 minutes
Lara's Pants review
Dual-stick shooting mix with platforming and puzzle-solving in this cooperative genre mash-up featuring everyone's favorite grave robber, Lara Croft.
Lara's Hair review
I want to make a confession: I've never played a Tomb Raider game.
Sponsored By: My own flesh and blood
Time Played: Probably 2 hours. Three if you count load screens.
White Cell Review
I understand now.
When I played Dark Souls, I thought I understood, but it was as a child who thinks he understands the world. I was cocky. The first hour of combat in Dark Souls provided little real challenge beyond figuring out how the Xbox 360 controller worked with the game.
Time Played: 33 minutes
Sponsored By: Lake23
A game that is pretending to be a bad port of a Bible game for the Sega Genesis isn't nearly as bad as it thinks it is. I don't know if that counts as more fail or less.
Time Played: 70 minutes
Sponsored by: Mantid
Basic Box of 16 review
Doodle your way to rescue your best friend in this quirky point-and-click-and-draw adventure. Just be careful where you doodle, because it's really easy to find yourself erased.
Epic box of 96 with the sharpener in the back review
I was quite a good drawer in my youth.