Miscellaneous

As it turned out, I did die. Seventeen times. But as old Grandpappy Grant used to say, “the eighteenth time’s the charm.” And so, after enduring thirty-four rounds of bone-shattering, face-pulping defeat, I finally vanquished Shao Kahn’s evil once and for all. Miraculously, both my controller and my sanity were intact. But it was close for a while there, on both counts.

“So, I want to go over it one more time.” Luigi twirled the red-and-yellow mushroom between his thumb and forefinger. “We walk into a giant pipe because a passive aggressive mushroom whose breath reeks of hummus tells us there's a girl in a sack, and we need to … .”

With everyone else off doing exciting things at PAX, those of us left behind will lift our glasses to those more fortunate than ourselves. Come join us as we drown our sorrows in hyperbole and vitriol! When: Saturday, September 5th, 8PM EST!