Dateline: Fartsburg. Mayor DoubtingThomas is about to deliver his first State of the City speech. Afterward, stay tuned as we interview particularly photogenic members of the audience who have been pre-screened by our editorial department to make certain nobody says anything we don't want you to agree with.
What do you mean, "That mic is hot"?
This week I'm playing “Beat Pneumonia By PAX East 2016.” I haven't been able to go to PAX since 2009, and I'll be damned if I’m going to let a little fluid in my lungs keep me out this year, when I actually have tickets and my wife made me an awesome T-shirt so that you fine folks can recognize me.
If you spot me, swing on by and say hello.
Sponsored By: Blame it on Strangeblades, even though I bought it myself
Time Played: 65 minutes, in 30 second increments
Forget epilepsy warnings, this game should have a panic-attack warning.
Everyone in the room winces, hisses, or sighs as Saddler – predictably – kills Luis in front of Leon's eyes. The villain's hand clasps around the sample of Capcom's latest fictional infection just before our hero can obtain it. We had a feeling Luis wouldn't live to see the end credits, but we had at least hoped his end would be a bit more ... dignified.
"The sample ...
You know, I could do my usual number where I try to mention as many interesting, indie titles as I can cram in here. There's certainly a lot of them coming out that look to be worth a glance.
I'm not going to do that, however. So you won't be hearing me wax eloquent about Julai, or Goetia, or Dear Red: Extended Edition.