Once upon a time there was a child named Reemus. A long time ago, when people slept on mats because the beds used to bite, Reemus lived in wild Frontera. This was long before the wizard wars, so there wasn't yet a second dungeon in the land of Ziggurat. One day Reemus received a note from far-away Kavkas.
Sponsored By: Humble's Squeenix Bundle Sequel
Time Played: 53 minutes
Lara's Pants review
Dual-stick shooting mix with platforming and puzzle-solving in this cooperative genre mash-up featuring everyone's favorite grave robber, Lara Croft.
Lara's Hair review
I want to make a confession: I've never played a Tomb Raider game.
Rocket Golfing, Starcraft II: Avoid The Noid or whatever, Hearthstone Blackrock Mountain, Procedural Games, Your Emails and More!
This week Allen, Elysium and Shawn talk about procedural games and stuff.
Cesarano is out this week. Let's say he's "on assignment." I mean, maybe not anything I assigned to him, but one feels there must be some compelling reason for him to cross into New Jersey.
I'll just go ahead and assume he would have picked the longest title for this week, because that fits his trend. Looks like that title is The Reject Demon: Toko Chapter 0 — Prelude.
Sponsored By: My own flesh and blood
Time Played: Probably 2 hours. Three if you count load screens.
White Cell Review
I understand now.
When I played Dark Souls, I thought I understood, but it was as a child who thinks he understands the world. I was cocky. The first hour of combat in Dark Souls provided little real challenge beyond figuring out how the Xbox 360 controller worked with the game.
Bloodborne, Pillars of Eternity, Titan Souls, Star Craft II: Legacy of The Void, A New Graham Rowat Reading, Your Emails and More!
This week Shawn, Julian and Rob Zacny hold it down for Easter weekend. We also feature a new reading by Graham Rowat!