For some strange reason, Reaper took a brief holiday trip to my neck of the woods this past August. Was it to see the exciting Royal Canadian Mint? Perhaps he just wanted a lock of my hair, who knows? What I can tell you is that Reaper is a really nice guy and not nearly as shifty or gun crazy as I expected. Ok, he was a little shifty. Read on to learn all about Reaper.

Adult As A Good Thing

Irony may be one of the most misunderstood concepts in the English language.  Default bashing of Alanis aside, not only do I see irony incorrectly used on a near daily basis, I even participate in the activity.  In much the same way that being sardonic is too often confused with being sarcastic – though the three terms stand inexorably linked in a bizarre twisting daisy chain of misdirecte

Sept 20th - 26th (HUGE!)

Find your gamer buddy, do not enter your local game shop this week without someone to keep you honest, give them a bat if you have to. The release list is staggering this week, itÂ's so big it took me two quarters of football to type it all out. ThereÂ's something for everyone here but thereÂ's only one game for me. Rome: Total War ships on the 23rd for $49.99 on the PC.

I'm Like, Drivin'.

I don't have much to say about that game where you race and smash things up that hasn't already been said. It's great fun to finally be able to take those turns wide, crushing another racer into a concrete abutment, and not having to apologize.


Mr. Mojo Risin' Terror of the NFL 2K5 league, leader of Team Republican and uhhh... wearer of blue shirts. Yes, JohnnyMojo is the first profile in our new batch of victims. What makes this man tick? Read on to find out!

But It's So Whee!

Burnout 3: Takedown (B3) rewards dangerous driving and making your opponents crash. It's an arcade game for your Xbox, a real pick up and play title: easy to learn, immediately satisfying and a hell of a lot of fun.The speed of the game is astonishing, the graphics are wonderful and the game play will have you gurning, yelling and punching the air.

Street Racing Syndicate

Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift. - Swingers As a man with a girlfriend who enjoys Burnout 3, Sanjuro has a unique perspective when it comes to racing games. Especially racing games that include "winning" women like they're (sexy) cattle. How does SRS stack up? Read on and find out!

Sept 13th - 19th

Put down your pitch forks and douse your torches, The Sims 2 is the Game of the Week and youÂ're just going to have to deal with it. Thanks to positive views at E3 and very encouraging early reviews Maxis managed to edge Fable out of the top spot.

Back By Personal Demand

Due to the overwhelming number of requests I made to myself, I have brought back two beloved characters for another performance. My Game Cube (aka GCN) hasn't seen much use lately. I poured about 40 or 50 hours into Tales of Symphonia before the siren song of NFL 2K5 lured me back to my X. It's not even like I have to unhook one console to play the other, either.


Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight.. The above ad (taken from Femme Fatales) wraps up the Sudeki experience so well I'm tempted to just leave it at that. Unfortunately that's not going to be good enough for you people. Oh no, you've come to expect "reasons" and "explanations" before you're satisfied.