Buzzvang Pardon the slow content this week, Elysium is on the brink of moving into a new house so turmoil and chaos is the name of the game in those parts. Instead, I bring you the answer to the age old question, who is Buzzvang? What is he drinking? Where can I get some?

KY-100 Headphone Review

Be Vewy Vewy Quiet For most of us, the luxery of playing games with the volume shaking the walls and lossening fillings is a pipe dream. Children and wives need to sleep and your apartment neighbors may be homcidal maniacs, you don't know.

Challenge Everything

I used to work with this stoner named Jack who, aside from his many other quirks, always wore his t-shirts backwards. You could still read what was written on the front, so when he'd show up to work, he'd have SADDIDA, or IRATA written across his chest, looking to all the world as if he were some wacked-out member of a secret sect.

Feb 14th to 20th

Happy Valentines Day everyone! If you havenÂ't figured out what youÂ're going to do for that special someone in your life yet itÂ's time to hit the gas station and get shopping! If youÂ're too fancy for that, maybe Winnie the Pooh: Rumbly Tumbly Adventures will be the key to your lovers heart.

Sly 2: Band of Thieves

"My suit is Greasy Sweet!" - Dimitri If I could sum up Sly 2: Band of Thieves in one word, I would be a much better writer than I actually am. I would also need some sort of vocabulary to speak of, which is pretty ... not ... gonna ... happen-y. But I wouldn't do that anyway, because that would be cheap.

Oddworld Stranger's Wrath

Is that a chipmunk in your crossbow, or are you just happy to see me?

Unrealistic Expectations

IÂ'm under the distinct impression that most people live hopelessly hopeful lives of constant futility.  IÂ'm also not convinced thatÂ's a bad thing.  People have the admirable tenacity to dream big in spite of any reassuring evidence that those dreams might ever be fulfilled.  And despite the realistic certainty that most of us are more likely to approach the speed o

The Zelda Diary Part One: The Quest Begins

So I got the Gamecube a while back right? Well one glance at the Nintendo logo and the music from the original Zelda started running through my head non-stop.

Feb 7th - 13th

ItÂ's well known that GWJ keeps it real in the hizzy, which is why NBA Street V3 is The Game of the Week. EA Games ban notwithstanding, the NBA Street series has proven to be surprisingly fun over the years and it looks like the latest version maintains the trend.

Winning Eleven 8

'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.' Les Ferdinand I used to play soccer back in the day, a dark time where none of you were lucky enough to have me in your lives yet. I can't say I was a super star or anything but I was great at knocking people over and stealing the ball.