Five Stages

IÂ've got nothing.  I mean, nothing.  Not a single workable idea.  Not a one.  I am bereft of inspiration.


By now we all know DuckiDeva and her many articles regarding gaming, sex and.. sex. But who is the man behind the woman? What makes him tick and why is it Deva puts up with him? Perhaps our little profile will shed some light. He doesn't look like he's much help around the house. Read on for the profile!

Drinking and Gaming: The Dynamic Duo

I remember reading an article once about how Generation Next doesn't drink. The reasoning went that drinking slows the reflexes and blurs the vision, and therefore the youth of today (or yesterday, depending on how you look at it), who are all Serious Gamers , abstain in order to retain their skillz. Naturally I saw this as a sign of the end times.

January 24th to 30th

The January dry time continues with a quiet two game release list. One is Playboy: The Mansion for the PS2, Xbox and PC. The other is our Game of the Week, Oddworld Stranger's Wrath for the Xbox. Consider the long line of Oddworld games, this time with a Western twist and an all new lead character.

Sid Meier's Pirates!

And really bad eggs... Drink up me 'earties, yo ho! We don't usually hold with any type of scoring system here at GWJ but when SpyNavy sent in his review of Pirates! complete with his own special system I couldn't really say no. You see, Spy is in the military and they might be training him to kill people with mind bullets.

The Seven-Week Itch

 Like a bride ordering a mail order bridegroom, most gamers have no idea what to expect when the tuxedo comes off and they can get their hands on the code of a much ballyhooed and anticipated game.  Sure, there are those who may have lived with him first, (beta testers), but youÂ're sure they never went all the way, and besides, they only lived with him while he was getting ready to be

The Empire Strikes Back Syndrome

I am and will remain a fan of games that throw a solid story at the player.  I will continue to put myself into the digital ether and demand that designers invest as much time telling a story with their technology as they spend on the technology itself, and will beat with wordy prose those who treat narrative as a meaningless ancillary to gushing virtual blood and titillating anti-aliased curve

Resident Evil 4 Final Review

Heads require exploding Swat has survived the totally not-undead hordes and come back with a final look at how Resident Evil 4 ended up. Did it maintain the level of greatness implied in the first impressions? Read on to find out and big thanks to Swat for the write-up!

"… people will continue to be idiots."

We were playing that game where somebody asks a question and everyone has to answer it. The rules for this game are not written down anywhere, but everyone knows them. If you're the one asking questions, the objective is to ask questions that make people uncomfortable. If you're an answerer, you're obligated to answer truthfully and pretend that it's fun.

Prince of Persia: The Warrior Within

The acrobatic female foes, who moan crap like "There's such pleasure in painÂ"…" and "I like you in this position" are the worst. We often like to joke about what goes on in the publisher's boardrooms when new games and new directions in a franchise are discussed.