This is another very personal article. Like The Monkey Chased The Weasel. It is the article that I alluded to last week, which has literally shut down my article writing efforts for many weeks. I have started to encapsulate this thought more than a dozen times in more than a dozen different ways and failed until today.

The Game Design of FlatOut

Being a fan of stunt'n crash-laden titles like the oldie 4D Sports Driving/Stunts, its spiritual successor (the Trackmania series) or Destruction Derby, FlatOut always appeared to be one of the titles one should keep an eye on.

July 11th - 17th (Site News)

We've got some site news to discuss today so we'll get the rest out of the way quickly. The Game of the Week is Pirates! for the Xbox since everyone loves pirates (the scurvy kind) and Sid Meier is dreamy.
Gaming journalism is finally starting to hit its stride, if you believe the gaming journalists themselves. The current preferred terminology is new games journalism, which to me implies that our current gaming journalism (with its awards and trade groups and mainstream media recognition) is of an order of magnitude better than old games journalism, whatever that is.

The Retail Game, Part 1: Profit

As recently promised, I have a backlog of opinions to eject regarding the current state of specialty gaming retail. Having been a twice-successful manager for two major gaming retail outlets, most recently EB, I speak from a position of some authority on the matter.

Destroy All Humans!

Initial sightings of Destroy All Humans suggested that it might indeed be that most elusive of gaming phenomena: a genuinely entertaining, highly polished title based on a brand-spanking-new intellectual property. In fact, after some hands-on time with the title at this year's E3, I was relatively convinced that the prophesies of its greatness would be fulfilled.

Fireworks

So I've had a really large, hard to digest thought on my mind for the past two months or so that has precluded me from using this space to proselytize in article form. Therefore I have yielded to my dark side and slapped on the comedy nice and thick, like mayo on a ham on rye. I hope you've enjoyed it. It will, no doubt, continue in the future.

July 4th to 10th

Happy Independence Day, Americans! I hope you're enjoying your independence during what may be one of the slowest weeks for new games this year. Pretty much all we have to look at is Killer 7 for the Gamecube and PS2. Capcom's bat-crap crazy adventure game made almost no sense at E3 and early reviews seem to agree that you'll either love it or hate it.

Happy Canada Day!

It's Canada day today and it looks like it should be a good one. We're the second country to legalize gay marriage (squeaking in just before Spain) and our beer is still brewed for taste first and getting drunk second. I apologize for the slow content over the past few weeks, as you can imagine a slowing down of game releases and the beginning of summer means everyone is pretty busy.

Comedy of Errors

Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

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