Remembering Golden Axe

I hear talk of people who refuse to replay old games, on the grounds that old games are never as fun as they recall. These villains, if they exist at all, are not actually people, but impostor robots--let's call them "Cylons"--attempting to subvert everything that is right and good about human society (which, admittedly, ain't much).

Age of Empires: The Age of Kings

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. - General George Patton Jr. In the distance you can hear the sounds of battle. Sword clashing upon sword, pikemen bracing themselves against the crash of cavalry, the whine of arrows flying with deadly accuracy toward their target.

Gamers With Jobs Radio Episode Twenty-Two

Episode Twenty-Two - March 14th, 2006 Free Xbox Live Weekends, Congress Thinks Games Are Bad For You, Black, Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter, Chibi-Robo and more!

March 13th - March 18th

I have a PSP. This is a piece of information that I regularly forget. I realize there are people that play their PSP with great regularity, watch movies upon it, browse the interhypermeganet through its wireless features, and even run classic emulation upon their system.

The Literary Achievement of Morrowind

The impending release of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion fills me with panic of the kind that struck the brave Danaans, who must have exchanged wide-eyed glances and silent "WTFs" as their master Odysseus writhed in ecstasy at the sirens' song that only he could hear.

Ticket To Ride

"We do not ride on the railroad; it rides upon us. " - Henry David Thoreau


Say "hello" to my little friend!

Full Auto

GWJ Swag Has Launched!

It has been a long time coming, but we are finally ready to sell the next run of our official Gamers With Jobs swag. Finally, you can wear your Wiener Bomb with pride and answer uncomfortable questions at work about your Gamers With Jobs mug!

March 6th - March 11th

What I remember most about the first time I saw Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter, is when Lee Rehrman hit me. Lee, for those of you not in his fan club, is a former host of G4's Arena, former Miami Dolphin, and former American Gladiator, so he is not what I might term petite.