For Sale

Usually I stay pretty faithful to the theme of the site when penning these little missives, but secretly I hold onto the illusion that this is my own private sounding board where a few thousand unsuspecting souls can be misled into having my thoughts jammed down their throats.


It's been well established that Demos is a hit with the ladies. A hit, that is, until they turn on him like scorpions and rake his innocent heart over the hot coals betrayal. Hey, if nothing else it's a good read for married guys like myself. Read on for the profile!

In Need of Reclassification

In his latest book, entitled I'm Just Here For More Food, Food Network icon Alton Brown argues that a system of classification should always shed light upon matters, and never obscure them.

Sim Taxman (Yeah, Yeah)

I'm doing my taxes now. I'd rather being playing a game or chewing glass, but it's tax season and I'm a responsible citizen so it's time to see what I can do for my country. Monetarily, of course. I love the term Tax Season. Makes it sound like a game, which it isn't. It really really isn't. It could be I suppose.

March 7th - 13th

Until we get into this weeks releases I just want to apologize for the slow front page content lately. We really want to have something new up Monday to Friday but it can be tough to manage with real life constantly asserting its will on us and our disinterest in posting every half-baked piece of writing sent our way.

I Didn't Want To Be Popular Anyway!

I did something I donÂ't normally do the other day.  I tuned my radio from the safe haven of public radio or my personal localized iTrip broadcast to a few of the more popular stations in this metro market.  IÂ'm here to tell you it's ugly out there, people.  I happened quickly upon one of those stations where idiot deejays take call-ins from people on whether a thirty-fo
So this is going to take longer than I thought. Mainly because I just acquired a fancy, new flame-colored Game Boy Advance SP, which adds another three Zeldas to my list, but also because IÂ'm having a hard time depriving myself of all of the other tasty-looking games I own. I mean, the Zeldas are great, wonderful games, but Beyond Good and Evil just showed up at my door.

Feb 28th - March 6th

A sneeze away from March and still no sign of winter letting up in my neck of the woods. Where's the justice I ask you? God help me, I want to start jogging again! Well, if nothing else it's a good excuse to keep playing some games without too much guilt.

Coach *Legion* Begins

We have a little something different for you this Sunday. For one, we're actually posting on a Sunday, that right there would be enough for other articles to give this one a wedgie in the school yard. Sunday aside, this feature is different because it talks strategy, football strategy to be precise. Let's join Coach *Legion* on the field and see what he has to say.

Musings From The Guest Room Closet

I find I have a lot of time on my hands lately to mull over otherwise boring topics while scrubbing obscure corners of my house so strangers can come in, judge my furniture, and do a whole lot of not buying my place. Let me tell you, there are a lot of people out there perfectly happy, and really quite skilled at not buying my house. ItÂ's like a profession, or maybe an intramural sport.