So I woke up and looked at myself in the mirror the other day and I realized a couple of things. First, I look a lot like Paul Giamatti. Younger. Less facial hair, but the resemblance is there.
"Hi Paul," I said. "Loved you in Truman Show. Glad you're getting more work."
Second, aside from looking like Paul Giamatti, I also looked like crap. Seriously.