The camera zooms in on an exhausted looking Napoleon Bonaparte. Instead of his usual subdued suit, he wears the dress uniform of the Grande Armée.
People of France! Like you, I am stunned and heartbroken at the unprovoked attack upon our nation. I know many of you fear that this new darkness will consume first Paris and then the world.
'The modern young man ... is a congenital idiot and wants a nurse to lead him by the hand and some strong attendant to kick him regularly at intervals of a quarter of an hour.'
-- Aunt Dahlia (PG Wodehouse)
Welcome back to Double Fine December! Every year I use up my supply of D’s by going alliterative for the end of Q4. I have to do that, or finance won’t allot me enough D’s for the next fiscal year and I have to start substituting letters like a novice ventriloquist. Anyway, enjoy week three’s installment: Massive Chalice.