NFL 2024: The Week 6 thread

Cool, we got this kicker hurt too.

Hang it in the Louvre, Dave!

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Top_Shelf wrote:

I think the real storyline tonight is...Matt Lillard is back?!

He was in the somewhat recent Five Nights at Freddy's movie.

Who lasts longer?

1: Current kicker for the San Francisco 49ers

2: Current head coach of the New York Jets

3: Current leader of Hezbollah

4: Current prime minister of the United Kingdom

Top non-pinned thread on the Seahawks Reddit:

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Not as absurd as in Los Angeles, but you could hear it with the "Juice" hollers.

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Former Carolina players (VISKA and two-time Panther Matthew Wright) out here scoring 19 points last night.

I'm pretty sure that all 48 of the current Panthers who play Sunday vs ATL won't combine for that many.

So apparently Woody Johnson was ready to fire Jeff Ulbrich not that long ago, until the 49ers called to see if he was available for their defensive coordinator spot, at which point Woody suddenly decided Ulbrich is a great coach with a bright future.

Enix wrote:

Former Carolina players (VISKA and two-time Panther Matthew Wright) out here scoring 19 points last night.

Both of whom were also Jaguars first.

Speaking of Wright, he dislocated his shoulder on that tackle at the end of the game, but the MRI thankfully revealed no structural damage, and the 49ers are not expected to have to go find a third kicker.

Jordan Mason's AC sprain and Malik Mustapha's low-ankle sprain are both considered day-to-day, so the team avoided some added disasters there.

Also, it sounds like the Niners plan to open Ricky Pearsall's practice window as soon as Monday. Unlikely that he'd suit up next week against KC and probably not against Dallas the following week, but with the bye week after that, I'd probably circle the team's November 10th road game to Tampa as his likely point of activation. Sounds like that's the point where CMC, Greenlaw, and Hufanga also become possible returns.

49ers are a strong buy low. Best being before yesterday's game.

Only * I put on them is being cursed. That's a hard one to beat.

I won't feel safe about this season even if the Niners are up 20 in the super bowl.

Cause... Yeah...

Caleb Williams looking like an All-Pro against the NFL's two worst teams of the year past decade current century.

Gonna be a real awkward week in London between this and next Sunday for the Jaguars.

They were showing early on how Jax suddenly starts winning after the London game every year. But also that they were 2-1 in London games. Down 18 now, I don't think the turnaround is starting today.

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Embrace the Tank mode engaged. Season is over, this regime is dead men walking. Can’t wait to see who the next regime drafts with the #1 overall pick!

“The NFL Academy is an elite player development program… they got their ass kicked by De La Salle.”

*Legion* wrote:

Can’t wait to see who the next regime drafts with the #1 overall pick!

You really think the Panthers are going to fire Canales after one season? I mean, Tepper is impatient.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

Gonna be a real awkward week in London between this and next Sunday for the Jaguars.

The Jags just need the right motivation.

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Don't give Legion hope.

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Enix wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

Can’t wait to see who the next regime drafts with the #1 overall pick!

You really think the Panthers are going to fire Canales after one season? I mean, Tepper is impatient.

You really think Carolina’s going to win the strength of schedule tiebreaker? You’re in trouble if the teams both go 1-16. Start working on your trade-up package!

So . . . the Jets, who have a very good defense but awful offense, fired their defensive-minded HC after a loss in London. The Jaguars, who have and at least decent offense but awful defense, look like there's a solid chance they're going to fire their offensive-minded HC after a loss in London (and, realistically probably two losses). Starting a petition to put Saleh on the Jaguars and Pederson on the Jets, just switch, let's see how it goes.

With the Jags tossed into the trash bin, and the Niners already played on Thursday, I settle in for my football morning of cheering against Spencer Rattler.

Maybe just check out and go play some DOOM.

Rat Boy wrote:

Maybe just check out and go play some DOOM.

Grind through TNT!

*Legion* wrote:

With the Jags tossed into the trash bin, and the Niners already played on Thursday, I settle in for my football morning of cheering against Spencer Rattler.

Good news, Antoine Winfield is back, and got himself a TD on a fumble. Shockingly, having your best defensive player back makes your defense better.

We're gonna have one hell of a toilet bowl in London next week. I hope the Jags start Mac Jones, that would make it fun at least.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

With the Jags tossed into the trash bin, and the Niners already played on Thursday, I settle in for my football morning of cheering against Spencer Rattler.

Good news, Antoine Winfield is back, and got himself a TD on a fumble. Shockingly, having your best defensive player back makes your defense better.

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Well, the Bucs went into the 2nd quarter up 17-0. In the first six minutes, Baker threw an INT on a play where Mike Evans went to the locker room after, and there's a chance he pulled up and that's why the pick happened. The Bucs had a comically bad, penalty-filled drive where the Saints got a punt return TD, and then Baker threw another pick off somebody's foot.

Rattler actually seems pretty poised and accurate plus is showing mobility, but he's definitely staring down some WRs so hey, maybe the Bucs can pick him a few times because this game is ending at something like 48-45 or so.

Looks like Baker is the one throwing INTs. My day of Tampa fandom has been thoroughly disappointing.

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Surrender Field Goal in CLE!

Lamar goes to 22-1 vs the NFC