I was going to post the latest Draw Play, but this is better:
If you are younger than 48, and you think this is good, your 72yo self's date hasn't been born yet.
f*cking gross.
If these two are in a romantic relationship, then I expect that both parties know exactly what they want out of it and that both parties are getting it! I wish I could say the same about my romantic relationships!
Yeah, we should be careful. Tom Brady might show up and tell us to "cut that shit out."
If these two are in a romantic relationship, then I expect that both parties know exactly what they want out of it that both parties are getting it! I wish I could say the same about my romantic relationships!
Girl: *sets down her brand new Birkin Bag and shoots a seductive glance at Bill*
Bill: *leans in and whispers into the girl's ear...*
"do your job"
Arthur Blank and the Atlanta Falcons have decided to honor one of their greats, and will induct Matt Ryan into the Falcons' Ring of Honor on 10/5.
Arthur Blank and the Atlanta Falcons have also decided to honor one of their other apparent greats; Arthur Blank will be inducted into the Ring of Honor on September 22.
This had to be a very tough decision for Arthur Blank.
Insert obama-awarding-obama.jpg
So I had to look up owners in team rings/halls of honor:
49ers: Eddie DeBartolo Jr.
Bears: George Halas
Cardinals: Charles Bidwill
Bengals: Paul Brown (as coach + founder/owner)
Broncos: Gerald Phipps
Buccaneers: Malcolm Glazer
Chargers: Barron Hilton, George Pernicano
Colts: Robert Irsay
Commanders: Jack Kent Cooke
Eagles: Bert Bell
Giants: Bob Tisch, Jack Mara, Tim Mara, Wellington Mara, Rooney Mara (OK that last one's a lie but damn they're gonna make it the Ring of Mara)
Jets: Leon Hess
Rams: Dan Reeves, Carroll Rosenbloom, Georgia Frontiere
Ravens: Art Modell
Saints: Tom Benson
Seahawks: Paul Allen
Texans: Bob McNair
Titans: Bud Adams
Arthur Blank and the Atlanta Falcons have decided to honor one of their greats, and will induct Matt Ryan into the Falcons' Ring of Honor on 10/5.
A shame they can't do it on the 28th of March.
MilkmanDanimal wrote:Arthur Blank and the Atlanta Falcons have decided to honor one of their greats, and will induct Matt Ryan into the Falcons' Ring of Honor on 10/5.
A shame they can't do it on the 28th of March.
At 3:28 p.m., to complete the set.
We all understand the Falcons are going to build a big lead against the Bucs on 10/5 and then blow it, right? I mean, the universe pretty much is calling for it.
I am 44 and happily married. But it is comforting to know that one day if something wonderful happens (I win the lottery) and something tragic happens (my wife passes), my true second love won't be born until 2028.
I am 44 and happily married. But it is comforting to know that one day if something wonderful happens (I win the lottery) and something tragic happens (my wife passes), my true second love won't be born until 2028.
That means mine would be born in 2029. Could be yours' younger sister. Bro-in-law!
As if climate change, authoritarianism, and a renewed threat of nuclear war wasn't putting people off from having children these days.
The Comeback Player of the Year Award has new guidelines, which officially close the door on guys winning it by "coming back" from being garbage.
Sadly, this will not result in Geno Smith's award being retroactively stripped and awarded to 2022's rightful winner, Christian McCaffrey.
I am 44 and happily married. But it is comforting to know that one day if something wonderful happens (I win the lottery) and something tragic happens (my wife passes), my true second love won't be born until 2028.
But what's your wife's plan if the situation is reversed?
Time travel is not possible. I haven’t been in my 20s for a long time.
PRESEASON THREAD because it's almost July and football never stops
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