We'll start with GIF OF THE WEEK, because this doofus is as confused as the rest of us about what the hell happened in Week 6:
* The undefeated Eagles and Niners both lost (making it the first time since 1950 that two teams that were 5-0 or better lost to backup QBs in the same week)
* Noodle-legged Jake Moody missed a game-winning field goal. WHOOPS.
* Lots of QBs got hurt (Trevor, Fields, Jimmy G, etc)
* PJ Walker won a game before the Panthers did
I watched zero seconds of the Panthers game and am better off for it.
STAT OF THE WEEK #1
Over his last 17 games (aka the equivalent of a full NFL season), this QB is completing 67.6% of his passes, thrown for 4,473 yards, 29 TDs and just four INTs. That QB is ...
... this goofball:
We really are living in end times.
STAT OF THE WEEK #2
Which NFC South team that has scored more points so far this season than its division rivals?
It's these dummies:
Panthers 112, Saints 109, Falcons 99 (each through six games), Bucs 90 (but in only five games).
GIF OF THE WEEK
Someone please put poor Bill out of his misery.
WEEK 7 SCHEDULE
Jaguars at Saints (Prime)
No game; everyone gets to sleep in this week! (Next Sunday morning game is Chiefs-Dolphins in Frankfurt on Nov 5.)
Lions at Ravens
Raiders at Bears
Browns at Colts
Bills at Patriots
Commanders at Giants
Falcons at Buccaneers
Steelers at Rams
Cardinals at Seahawks
Packers at Broncos
Chargers at Chiefs (GOTW)
*** Dolphins at Eagles (NBC) ***
Niners at Vikings, (ABC, ESPN, ManningCast)
Bye: Panthers (THANK GOD), Bengals, Cowboys, Texans, Jets, Titans
Maps (on Wed)