NFL 2023: The Week 5 thread

Rat Boy wrote:
Bruce wrote:

I'm in London this weekend and there are Bills fans everywhere. I have seen a solitary Jaguars fan.

I guess Legion traveled the furthest of us this week.

I can’t find a f*cking Round Table in this city, where am I supposed to eat?

*Legion* wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
Bruce wrote:

I'm in London this weekend and there are Bills fans everywhere. I have seen a solitary Jaguars fan.

I guess Legion traveled the furthest of us this week.

I can’t find a f*cking Round Table in this city, where am I supposed to eat?

How far is London from Camelot, anyway?

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Well that’s certainly one roster building strategy.

Meanwhile the 49ers surround their point guard QB with as many elite weapons as they can possibly get their hands on.

Including the best one from Carolina the last 5 years. Thanks again for CMC

Pink Stripes wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

Help. I’m at my sister’s wedding weekend and her father-in-law showed up to the rehearsal in a Russel Wilson Super Bowl jersey.

Get your sister a Malcom Butler jersey then.

It still hurts.

TheGameguru wrote:

https://x.com/SportsRadioWIP/status/...

TO keeping it real.

He is not wrong.

Rumors that a loss to the Ravens would result in Matt Canada’s dismissal appear to have Steeler fans conflicted. My buddy in Slippery Rock just posted “I have never prayed harder in my life than right now for a 4-0 scorigami loss”.

London flag fest

This game is boring but not quite boring enough for me to turn it off and go do other stuff.

Hold on to the f*cking ball, Trevor.

Ravens the featured CBS game today, yes!

Wait... here in NC they are showing... the 2-2 Saints vs 1-3 Patriots?

Why the f*ck would anyone care about a Panthers division rival not playing the Panthers and playing a team with a losing record?

EDIT: It's also at the SAME TIME as the damn Panthers game. No one is going to watch this shit.

GIVE ME MY RAVENS

Omg you literally can’t sack a QB

Refs in this game want to be the main characters

Josh Allen defends his title of The Reigning Josh Allen and defeats Josh Allen to take home the Josh Allen Cup!

Ravens can’t catch. Lamar throwing TDs and they refuse to catch them.

*Legion* wrote:

Josh Allen defends his title of The Reigning Josh Allen and defeats Josh Allen to take home the Josh Allen Cup!

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The Giants hadn't had a first half touchdown until today? How? It's week 5.

And the offense still doesn't have one. That's some Iowa shit.

Anthony Richardson is hurt again.

Someone do the Spider-Man meme of Richardson and Trey Lance. Maybe the big-bodied power running QB isn’t a good idea in the league these days.

*Legion* wrote:

Anthony Richardson is hurt again.

Someone do the Spider-Man meme of Richardson and Trey Lance. Maybe the big-bodied power running QB isn’t a good idea in the league these days.

*cringes in Bryce Young*

The Patriots are hilariously bad at this point. It's time to make some bigger changes.

Harbaugh not taking the three to go up by two scores at half is the behavior of a crack addled gambling addict.

And typical of him.

Pink Stripes wrote:

The Panthers are hilariously bad at this point.

FTFY

I decided not to watch my team today. I refuse to be held hostage to this notion that to be a true fan you have to suffer through the bad parts.

So I decided to tune into the end of the first half of Pats-Saints and ... PS, you don't have to watch, either.

Pink Stripes wrote:

The Patriots are hilariously bad at this point. It's time to make some bigger changes.

24-0 and they won't switch to the Ravens game. Come on stupid CBS

Pink Stripes wrote:

The Patriots are hilariously bad at this point. It's time to make some bigger changes.

Is Sidious out?

You love to see it!

Enix wrote:
Pink Stripes wrote:

The Panthers are hilariously bad at this point.

FTFY

I decided not to watch my team today. I refuse to be held hostage to this notion that to be a true fan you have to suffer through the bad parts.

So I decided to tune into the end of the first half of Pats-Saints and ... PS, you don't have to watch, either.

This is funny because the other day I was thinking about this:

Enix wrote:

* The Patriots O-line is a complete sh!tshow
* The WRs aren't open (and the TEs aren't involved in the passing game; the RBs get a bunch of screens and dumpoffs)
* The play-calling is vanilla and predictable
* Mac is sometimes struggling to find open guys

FTFY

*Legion* wrote:

Ravens can’t catch.

They’ve dropped about 10 more passes since I posted this.

I love how they thought, “nobody can catch today, let’s try throwing it to Agholor”.

Patriots catch, then fumble? Or maybe bobble? But the Saints catch the fumble in air either way.

But they're so bad they just trip over the downed Patriot for 0 return.

This game is awful

Zappe time!

Finally CBS switched to Ravens!