2023/24 Soccer Thread

What a save, almost

Losing by millimeters - the metric system strikes back.

Man, I was prepared to lose because we've been poor, but a different team showed up tonight and bossed the game - and still lost. I'm bummed.

Never finished worse than 3rd. I think Twitter is right: just leave Vlatko in Australia.

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Margins.

Stele wrote:

Never finished worse than 3rd. I think Twitter is right: just leave Vlatko in Australia.

Nothing about last night changed my mind on this, even though I don't know if there's anything to fault him on in that game.

Really stings that the Swedish keeper, who made several heroic saves during regulation, made zero saves in the penalties.

Number of former stanfurd players on the field during PK:3 (2 misses by stanfurd)
Number of Cal players: 0

Science.

Welcome to USA Basketball's world in 2004, USWNT.

@_zeets wrote:

VAR penalty and all but that was such an incredibly dull World Cup campaign by the USWNT. As much as the other teams are getting better, this was just plain bad. The kind of campaign that leads to an overhaul on all levels.

I wonder how much screaming there was at the FOX Sports HQ. I assume they'll be sending Lalas home imminently because he was a terrible analyst for the US, but he's got nada to offer for the rest of the teams.

Stele wrote:

just leave Vlatko in Australia.

Prederick wrote:

I assume they'll be sending Lalas home imminently

Well, there is some upside to this.

@_zeets wrote:

Getting eliminated in a World Cup has to be so painful since it’s not as if you can remedy it the next year. You have to sit on the hurt for four years, not even knowing if you’ll be in the team for the next one. Such well-designed torture.

Jules Rimet took the Catholic idea of suffering as redemptive and turned it into an international competition

That is a LONG-ass flight to be marinating in your failure for. Yeeowch.

It's good to be back.

Our Manager got booked shouting at the Referee over that penalty. The Ref should have sent himself off for missing that.

Meanwhile, in Hollywood:

Like, it is what it is, but it might begin to grate that the face of the team is the owners, not a player.

Also, Messi continues to run riot in the MLS.

He is so far clear of literally everyone else in MLS. Holy sh*t.

The Lionesses have found this very hard going against Nigeria and have had James sent off for a very petulant foul on Aloize. Shades of Beckham against Pochettino there.

Into extra time. England are going to be very lucky to get out of this. I think it can be said that the rest of the world is catching up with the European teams and the US.

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Getting nervy in this game now I agree Sorb the rest of the world has really caught up.

I was wondering is there a Fantasy Premier League thread somewhere that I am missing? Just setting up my team for GW1 and thought there must be a GWJ league? If not I will set one up.

bbk1980 wrote:

Getting nervy in this game now I agree Sorb the rest of the world has really caught up.

I was wondering is there a Fantasy Premier League thread somewhere that I am missing? Just setting up my team for GW1 and thought there must be a GWJ league? If not I will set one up.

Erm, no thread, we usually do it in here. I don’t think we ran a league last year though.

England dodged a bullet there. Very lucky.

Kelly smashed the penalty through Nnadozie, who got hands on it but couldn’t keep it out. Nnadozie lies on her back in tears. Kelly and Greenwood immediately go to console her, and Kelly waves the camera away, a lovely touch of humanity.

So much for a comfortable path to the semi-finals. England were outplayed by a brilliant Nigeria side, who created the best chances before and after Lauren James was sent off for stamping on Michelle Adozie. Sarina Wiegman made an important tactical adjustment, moving from 3-3-2-2 to 4-4-1, and England defended admirably in extra-time. They might have conceded a penalty when Lucy Bronze shoved Michelle Alozie from behind, but Jess Carter, Alex Greenwood and Millie Bright were immense – throughout the match, not just in extra-time.

They really did scrape through. If a few people note interest here I will set up the goojer fpl tonight.

Australia is 100% behind the Matildas after that performance against Denmark.

That was a real let-off for England today and you have to think James' red is going to be upgraded from a one match ban because it was genuine foul play, not just a bad tackle.

Given the way she was playing, tightly marking James whenever England have the ball was the most obvious next tactic for England's opposition, so if they hadn't worked on giving James tactics and movement patterns to break or exploit that plan then that's a real failure from Wiegman and her team.

Delighted and surprised to see Keira Walsh back, but with James out all of the need for creativity shifts back to her.

With Mead out and Russo, Toone and Kelly apparently all off form, England may have to penalty kick their way as far through the tournament as they can get.

bbk1980 wrote:

They really did scrape through. If a few people note interest here I will set up the goojer fpl tonight.

I’m in for this.

Sorbicol wrote:
bbk1980 wrote:

They really did scrape through. If a few people note interest here I will set up the goojer fpl tonight.

I’m in for this.

One more and I will get it set up. If it stays that way I can guarantee myself bronze at least.

bbk1980 wrote:
Sorbicol wrote:
bbk1980 wrote:

They really did scrape through. If a few people note interest here I will set up the goojer fpl tonight.

I’m in for this.

One more and I will get it set up. If it stays that way I can guarantee myself bronze at least.

I'm in, and will probably help you take silver.

Dimmerswitch wrote:
bbk1980 wrote:
Sorbicol wrote:
bbk1980 wrote:

They really did scrape through. If a few people note interest here I will set up the goojer fpl tonight.

I’m in for this.

One more and I will get it set up. If it stays that way I can guarantee myself bronze at least.

I'm in, and will probably help you take silver.

Then here is the autojoin link for the league good luck one and all!

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/le...

@Ankaman616 wrote:

Hello friends, the Premier League returns this week.
So it's time for the Bad Predictions Amnesty.
Please tell me your most instinctive, baseless footballing prediction for 23-24.
You get a re-do at the end of the Jan window.
We look back at these at the end of the season.

The goal of the Amnesty is not to be proven correct. (That is a fun bonus.)

The Amnesty is to purge yourself of that annoying footballing thought before a ball has been kicked.

Begin!

Mine:

1 - Luton will claim at least two scalps from the "Top 7" and still be dead-cert for relegation by February.
2 - We will see at least 3 games reach or surpass 110 total minutes thanks to the new stoppage time rules.
3 - Arsenal and Liverpool finish outside of the Top 4 (but Nunez has a 20+ goal season)
4 - Kane stays, has worst season of his career
5 - Brighton, inexplicably, continue to do the thing

Prederick wrote:
@Ankaman616 wrote:

Hello friends, the Premier League returns this week.
So it's time for the Bad Predictions Amnesty.
Please tell me your most instinctive, baseless footballing prediction for 23-24.
You get a re-do at the end of the Jan window.
We look back at these at the end of the season.

The goal of the Amnesty is not to be proven correct. (That is a fun bonus.)

The Amnesty is to purge yourself of that annoying footballing thought before a ball has been kicked.

Begin!

Mine:

1 - Luton will claim at least two scalps from the "Top 7" and still be dead-cert for relegation by February.
2 - We will see at least 3 games reach or surpass 110 total minutes thanks to the new stoppage time rules.
3 - Arsenal and Liverpool finish outside of the Top 4 (but Nunez has a 20+ goal season)
4 - Kane stays, has worst season of his career
5 - Brighton, inexplicably, continue to do the thing

Fun.

I'll think some up.

But first me and Sorbicol would like to speak to you outside.... down this alley.

bbk1980 wrote:
Dimmerswitch wrote:
bbk1980 wrote:
Sorbicol wrote:
bbk1980 wrote:

They really did scrape through. If a few people note interest here I will set up the goojer fpl tonight.

I’m in for this.

One more and I will get it set up. If it stays that way I can guarantee myself bronze at least.

I'm in, and will probably help you take silver.

Then here is the autojoin link for the league good luck one and all!

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/le...

Thanks for doing this. I'm in!

Have never seen anything even remotely like the Mbappe-PSG situation.