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IMAGE(https://www.gamerswithjobs.com/files/pictures/pictures/picture-13445.jpg)   Felix “Humbug” Threepaper

Welcome folks, and happy “239th Anniversary of the first appointment of Pitt the Younger as Prime Minister of Great Britain” week!

In 1793, England was still reeling from losing its war with America. The King, under pressure, dismissed the government and installed a 24-year-old William Pitt as Prime Minister. Many at the time thought it was a stop-gap appointment that wouldn’t last past Christmas, but Pitt went on to keep the job for 8 years. You may all celebrate by playing a game where one of your characters blossoms unexpectedly.

Here we are, the week before Christmas. Does anyone have time to start a big new game right now? The major publishers don’t think so. The list is fluffed out with ports, DLC, and indies made by one person on RPG maker: the 80% of the games sausage that you ignore most of the time, extruded out in a continuous paste. There’s nothing nutritious here. Go and be with your loved ones instead.

Wave Break is that skate-boating game from March. Wally and the FANTASTIC PREDATORS is a pixellated roguelite from 2019. Project SNAQE is a glowed-up version of a 1978 game. Valkyrie Profile is the latest result of Sony’s project to port PSP games to the PS5 and PS4. Call me when they bring all the God of War games over.

There’s no GOTW this week, none of them deserve it. Instead, the GOTW goes to you, the GWJ community, for being the best 3D, open-world-with-stealth-elements, Castlevanioid RPG—one that goes deep on crafting, has a charming hand-drawn art style, yet doesn’t give you icon fatigue. Thanks for reading, happy holidays, and we’ll see you in 2023!

Here's the list, in release-date AND alphabetical order!

PC

  • 12-19

  • 77 Oleander Avenue
  • Aery VR - Calm Mind
  • Backrooms Mainframe
  • Candyboy
  • Crazy Rotate
  • Crazy Zen Mini Golf
  • Dungeons and Raids
  • Enduring Dreamers: Freya
  • fumo
  • HappySnowMan
  • Hidden Post-Apocalyptic 3 Top-Down 3D
  • HugeHead
  • Ladybugs and Storm
  • Martial Fire
  • Master of Ski
  • OSAWARI HOCKEY
  • Poly Memory: Animals
  • Practice Teacher
  • Prisonfall
  • Rolling Rush
  • Saga Cube
  • Soccer Clubs
  • StrayCatDoors2
  • Students of Light Bonds - Typing RPG with Character Creation -
  • Super Psycho Baseball
  • Them's Fightin' Herds: Texas DLC
  • 12-20

  • Antivine
  • Christmas Crisis
  • Corpse Box Racers
  • Crabs: Chef's Story
  • Dead Unending
  • Depersonalization
  • Disaster Band
  • EsoTarot VR
  • From The Rain
  • Golem Builder
  • Hunt Souleater
  • Iron Side
  • Just another Jump And Run
  • Lying Souls
  • Mirror 2: Project Z
  • MuseSwipr
  • Psychosis: Teaser
  • Ranger Quest: The Adventure Begins
  • Ravage Road
  • Ricky Recharge
  • Rift Blade
  • Robot Tormod
  • Runner Party
  • Rush Hour Deluxe
  • Space Voyage: The Puzzle Game
  • Street volleyball - Invitation
  • Times Dungeon
  • TinyTiny
  • Umbra
  • 12-21

  • Ballads and Romances
  • Beau & Bow
  • Brutal Strike
  • Cloudy Days
  • Crossroad of Worlds: Mystery Agency
  • Don't Steal My Christmas!
  • DragonHill VR
  • F-ist
  • Grappling Dash
  • Grievous Survivors
  • Just Fight
  • MazeCraft
  • Miss LU
  • Our Casual Battlefield
  • Redrum
  • Santa's Gifts
  • Veil of the Volcano
  • 12-22

  • A Shaman's Ballard
  • BABBDI
  • Balloon Man
  • Best Intruder
  • Bleeding Metal Rainbow
  • Call of the Abyss
  • Chicken Hero in Wulin
  • Contract Bridge Solo
  • Crazyness: Weird Village
  • DICED Pilot
  • Dragon's Treasure
  • Duterra
  • Eternal (Crab Armour Games)
  • Fears of Glasses o-o World War
  • Ferus-The dark abyss
  • Game Planning Interview Simulator
  • Grace Online
  • Gunslinger
  • idle Party Leader
  • Kind Heart Defenders
  • Last Eclipse
  • Lewd Anime Racing
  • Luna & Monsters TD -The deprived magical kingdom-
  • Mihirha's Legacy
  • Minigolf
  • Miracle Sweeper
  • Mix-A-Max
  • Now you are the persecuted
  • Otome * Domain
  • Pregnant Ogre
  • Quantum Storm
  • Remy Raccoon and the Lost Temple - Festive Frolics (Volume 2)
  • Save the Ruined Ancestry
  • Stellar Echoes
  • Surrounded
  • The Children's Friend
  • The Great Ocean
  • The Lost Record of the Trial of the Downhill
  • The Sentient Box
  • Volunteer
  • Wrestling Manager 2023
  • 12-23

  • Alexios The Protector
  • Beyond The Edge Of Owlsgard
  • Christmas Cats
  • Christmas Land
  • Christmas Luge
  • City Metro Simulator
  • Dawn of Griseo
  • Didactic Jesus Game
  • Fargone
  • Forged Legions
  • Groovy
  • Holiday Haywire
  • Idle Game x100
  • Kula
  • Lovengrad
  • Lucy's World
  • Medieval Tales Solitaire
  • Mummy Rumble VR
  • My Arcade
  • NOX: Chapter 1
  • One Tap Golf VR
  • Pillazon: MMO Drug Lord Tycoon
  • Pretty Dancer
  • Roaming The Stars
  • Royale Battle: Warzone
  • RULES OF GRAVITY
  • Skybox
  • SmileXCorp III
  • Street's Disciple
  • The House of Da Vinci 3
  • The Old War
  • Twitch Place
  • Wardudes
  • Wizard's Wheel 2
  • 12-25

  • 100animalease
  • Dark Box
  • Deadly Platform
  • Flamingo Go With Gun
  • Graceward - Complete Edition
  • Heart of Summer
  • KARAKURI KENGEKI
  • Metal Detecting Simulator
  • Mysterious Great Adventure See Cirno!
  • OUTSTAND
  • The Gravehouse
  • Untitled Game Science Society

Xbox Series X

  • 12-19

  • Them's Fightin' Herds: Texas DLC
  • 12-21

  • Wave Break
  • 12-23

  • 8-Ball Pocket

Xbox One

  • 12-19

  • Them's Fightin' Herds: Texas DLC
  • 12-20

  • Project Snaqe
  • 12-21

  • Ships
  • Wally and the FANTASTIC PREDATORS
  • Wave Break
  • 12-23

  • 8-Ball Pocket
  • Tower Princess

PlayStation 5

  • 12-19

  • Them's Fightin' Herds: Texas DLC
  • 12-22

  • Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth

PlayStation 4

  • 12-19

  • Them's Fightin' Herds: Texas DLC
  • 12-20

  • Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
  • 12-22

  • Valkyrie Profile

Switch

  • 12-19

  • Aero Striker - World Invasion
  • GyroBlade
  • Them's Fightin' Herds: Texas DLC
  • 12-20

  • Mind Jab
  • 12-21

  • Headbangers in Holiday Hell
  • Package Inc
  • 12-22

  • Drone Race Simulator Pilot Flight School Airplane Games Jet 2023
  • Grappling Dash
  • Kawaii Slime Arena
  • Popplings
  • The Tale of Clouds and Wind: QUByte Classics
  • Windstorm: An Unexpected Arrival
  • Words in Word
  • 12-23

  • Astronomical Club For Queers
  • 12-24

  • Cats Puzzle

Comments

As always Felix thank you for your thoughtful and witty write ups. This is the first thing i look forward to on a Monday morning and I and am sure others really appreciate the craft that goes into what could be an info dump. I hope you get some rest and fun over the holidays.

Thanks for all the articles. I look forward to them each week.

Without doing further research, I’m guessing that the year in the second paragraph should be 1793, unless England was fuming for a very long time about the War of 1812, which was more like a tie.

We won in overtime at New Orleans.

Aristophan wrote:

Thanks for all the articles. I look forward to them each week.

Without doing further research, I’m guessing that the year in the second paragraph should be 1793, unless England was fuming for a very long time about the War of 1812, which was more like a tie.

Thanks for the kind words ( thanks too bbk1980), and thanks for the correction! Have ninja'd it!

bbk1980 wrote:

As always Felix thank you for your thoughtful and witty write ups. This is the first thing i look forward to on a Monday morning and I and am sure others really appreciate the craft that goes into what could be an info dump. I hope you get some rest and fun over the holidays.

Second the sentiment. Always a great job and the effort, wit, and wisdom is greatly appreciated every week.

Sports Story, a sort of sequel to Golf Story finally got a (surprise?) release on the Switch.