(Thread title is named after the fact that European leagues are going to abruptly stop in November for the World Cup, which I will politely describe as "mildly problematic." Will be updated throughout the season.)
Right, so, 23 days until the new season, less than three weeks until the Charity Shield. Time for a new thread.
But more importantly....
I mean, one of the teams HAS to do it, don't they?