NFL 2021: The Week 16 thread

*Legion* wrote:
Enix wrote:

Edit: WTF was that end-of-the-half clock management? Niners are in field goal range and just ... let the clock run out.

They were on their own 30 yard line, not Tennessee's.

Huh. That's what I get for wrapping presents while watching the game. I could have sworn they were close.

Maybe that was Shanahan's excuse too? Can't wait till the last second on birthdays, major holidays, end of the first half, etc!

Merry Christmas! Today we cebrate the birth of the King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Emanuel, the Lamb of God, the Light of the World, the Alpha and Omega, the Breaker of Chains, the Butcher of Bakersfield and Blaviken, and the one true Saviour.

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I feel like the genuine messiah would have a better TD/INT ratio.

The difference between how accurately Rodgers and Mayfield are throwing the ball is something hard to watch.

Pink Stripes wrote:

The difference between how accurately Rodgers and Mayfield are throwing the ball is something hard to watch.

Mayfield's just that much better.

That's what's happening, right? I'm not watching.

GB needs to send todays game checks to the Refs. Brutal.

That has to be the most Cleveland ending this year

Paleocon wrote:

That has to be the most Cleveland ending this year

Yep. 2 min on the clock and getting 7 yards a carry then throw over and over. They did get robbed on the non PI call but it was still dumb.

LACES OUT, McCOY!

If there is any justice, Qaaron will catch whatever Covid variant that’s going around Cleveland as easily as the Green Bay secondary caught Baker’s passes.

EvilDead wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

That has to be the most Cleveland ending this year

Yep. 2 min on the clock and getting 7 yards a carry then throw over and over. They did get robbed on the non PI call but it was still dumb.

I’ve been saying that if they had the backup in they win this game because they rely on the run.

12-6 the hardest of ways should be a stealth scorigami

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

I feel like the genuine messiah would have a better TD/INT ratio.

Really? Because I think being incapable of answering my prayers is completely on brand for the Son of Man MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

The QB lines in the NYG-PHI game right now are absolutely apocalyptic.

Prederick wrote:

The QB lines in the NYG-PHI game right now are absolutely apocalyptic.

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Prederick wrote:

The QB lines in the NYG-PHI game right now are absolutely apocalyptic.

Wow. 5/15 for 18 yards for Jake Fromm at halftime. Jalen Hurts at 7/17 for 94 yards is so much better, which explains why he's a Pro Bowl alternate for the NFC.

Edit: Zach Wilson is 5/11 for 39 yards. So, New York City/New Jersey QBs in a combined 60 minutes of play are 10/26 for 57 yards.

Is that . . . is that Nathan Peterman's music?

*Legion* wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

I feel like the genuine messiah would have a better TD/INT ratio.

Really? Because I think being incapable of answering my prayers is completely on brand for the Son of Man MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

Looks like someone put a 102 yard kick return for the Jets in your stocking instead of coal.

Prederick wrote:

The QB lines in the NYG-PHI game right now are absolutely apocalyptic.

No picks yet, so they're exceeding expectations?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

Edit: Zach Wilson is 5/11 for 39 yards. So, New York City/New Jersey QBs in a combined 60 minutes of play are 10/26 for 57 yards.

Zach's rushing line is a bit better than his passing.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

So, New York City/New Jersey QBs in a combined 60 minutes of play are 10/26 for 57 yards.

And if you live in the NY-Metro area, they're the only choices of game you have to watch right now. I would rather have just been mailed a box of dogsh*t.

Hrdina wrote:
Prederick wrote:

The QB lines in the NYG-PHI game right now are absolutely apocalyptic.

No picks yet, so they're exceeding expectations?

LOL (chef's kiss)

Lawrence's last two passes went for 22 and 18 yards. That 40 yards is more than half Zach Wilson's total passing yardage output this game.

*Legion* wrote:

Lawrence's last two passes went for 22 and 18 yards. That 40 yards is more than half Zach Wilson's total passing yardage output this game.

Ya but Wilson has more TDs today than Lawrence has, *checks notes*, in the last 7 games combined, lol.

Big Guy TD for the Iggles (#65 OT Lane Johnson).

Worst defensive performance of the year for the Patriots by far. Got destroyed by the Bills' subs. At least the Clippers lost to the Texans, lol.

A shame that the Ravens-Bengals game could not be what we all wanted it to be.

And the Jets make a goal line stand in the last minute to deny themselves the #1 pick!

ukickmydog wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

Lawrence's last two passes went for 22 and 18 yards. That 40 yards is more than half Zach Wilson's total passing yardage output this game.

Ya but Wilson has more TDs today than Lawrence has, *checks notes*, in the last 7 games combined, lol.

Preserving the tank, bro!

Now Seattle is the home team, right, and they're not actually in Chicago?

Pink Stripes wrote:

Worst defensive performance of the year for the Patriots by far. Got destroyed by the Bills' subs. At least the Clippers lost to the Texans, lol.

They are really 1 demsional to a single player right now. It's come down to Judon's ability to create pressure or not.

The Panthers HC after today's game*:

"I believe it's 1000 percent working, I just know no one can see it and I apologize. As I tell our team all the time, it took Jay-Z seven years. He had to start his own agency to become an overnight sensation. It takes time." (source)

* Final score: Bucs 32, Panthers 6, and it wasn't even as close as the score suggests.

Sounds like AB has finally learned his lesson this time…I’m sure Brady had a stern talking to him.

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