NFL 2020: Week 5

Tom Brady acts like what I think a 70 year old country club member does. Going around yelling at everyone on the field as if they are staff to be yelled at.

f*ck Tom Brady.

Who exactly is highly anticipating a new AC/DC album?

Rat Boy wrote:

AC/DC has a new album?

Isn't there only one AC/DC album? All of them?

Top_Shelf wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

AC/DC has a new album?

Isn't there only one AC/DC album? All of them?

No, there's two AC/DC albums. The Bon Scott album and the Brian Johnson album.

I'm only half paying attention, but this game feels like two teams each trying to lose slower than the other team.

You know, it seems like they started losing once they stopped throwing to Tyler Johnson.

That's quite a senior moment there for Brady.

Old man loses ability to count to 4. Film at 11.

jowner wrote:

Tom Brady acts like what I think a 70 year old country club member does. Going around yelling at everyone on the field as if they are staff to be yelled at.

f*ck Tom Brady.

Having worked at a country club, it's exactly what that's like.

I would add that it was absolutely HILARIOUS that he yelled and screamed at teammates...and then forgot what down it was.

And then, at the presser, asked the most softball of questions about the final play (the reporter said, "It looked like you maybe didn't know, and I can't imagine this was the case, what down it was. Can you share with us what happened?"), he blamed poor execution instead of owning up to what we all saw.

Tom Brady. Leader Guy.

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Tom Brady channeling his inner Trump. Never admit you are wrong even though it’s clear on video he thought he had another down.

What a jackass. Happy to see Foles beat him again.

Top_Shelf wrote:

Having worked at a country club, it's exactly what that's like.

I would add that it was absolutely HILARIOUS that he yelled and screamed at teammates...and then forgot what down it was.

And then, at the presser, asked the most softball of questions about the final play (the reporter said, "It looked like you maybe didn't know, and I can't imagine this was the case, what down it was. Can you share with us what happened?"), he blamed poor execution instead of owning up to what we all saw.

Tom Brady. Leader Guy.

You know who never did anything like this?

Joe Montana. Actual QB GOAT.

Joe Montana, protector of children from kidnappers.

The Bears are 4-1.

Their point differential over the season is +5.

Lots of GWJ chatter for a nothingburger of a game. Guess we're harder up for football than I thought, which is why I'm glad we have all of these extra Mon/Tues night games, huh?

So the revised Week 5 schedule is:

1 p.m. Sun: Buncha games that no one really cares much about bc otherwise they'd be on in a different time slot

4 p.m. Sun: Giants-Cowboys is what CBS is forcing on us; I'll be watching Colts-Browns via, ah, other means

8:20 p.m. Sun: Vikings-Seahawks

5 (!) p.m. Mon: Broncos-Patriots

8:15 p.m. Mon: Chargers-Saints

7 p.m. Tues: Bills-Titans in the MAC-ACTION MEMORIAL BOWL

Oh, and speaking of the cooties, the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS apparently have it, too.

Garoppolo is full go at practice finally, so barring setbacks, the Niners should be somewhat less crippled this week against the Dolphins.

Enix wrote:

5 (!) p.m. Mon: Broncos-Patriots

It took me too long to realize that the Patriots didn't play the Bears last night.

Enix wrote:

Lots of GWJ chatter for a nothingburger of a game. Guess we're harder up for football than I thought, which is why I'm glad we have all of these extra Mon/Tues night games, huh?

Brady brings all the boys to the yard.

Honestly, I only watched because it was on Amazon Prime. I turned on the TV and it was in my face, so I figured "Brady & company" vs "awesome defense" and gave it a shot.

I'm here all year to watch that cheater as his body betrays him.

Apparently Dwayne Haskins is driving down JaMarcus Russell Expressway.

He has reportedly been lazy with practice and preparation since being named starter. Poor study habits, showing up later to the facility than his fellow QBs, etc.

He also was strutting around and bragging about his stats after the team got whipped by the Ravens.

Ian Rapoport suspended two weeks over doing an ad for a manscaping product.

This is not really news, I just wanted everybody's Saturday to feature a moment where you think about Ian trimming his personal zone. Also, two weeks? Seriously?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

Ian Rapoport suspended two weeks over doing an ad for a manscaping product.

This is not really news, I just wanted everybody's Saturday to feature a moment where you think about Ian trimming his personal zone. Also, two weeks? Seriously?

Because journalists (and I use that term very broadly) generally aren't allowed to have their own side hustles, especially when they're competing against their employer.

Rapoport's lucky he wasn't fired.

And, yeah, I'm aware that the NFL came down harder on Rapoport than some of the legit criminals who play in the NFL. This clearly shows where the NFL thinks its priorities lie.

Pats-Broncos moved because of the cooties.

These games are getting rescheduled so fast even Twitter can’t keep up

Why the f*ck is Giants-Cowboys on at 4pm here? Is every other game canceled? 1-3 vs 0-4?! Outside of Dallas and NY no one gives a sh*t. There has to be something better I can do with my late afternoon.

Stele wrote:

Why the f*ck is Giants-Cowboys on at 4pm here? Is every other game canceled? 1-3 vs 0-4?! Outside of Dallas and NY no one gives a sh*t. There has to be something better I can do with my late afternoon.

Go outside.

The NFL is doing whatever they can to fill the schedule out.

Not sure which is worse: The Carolina-ATL game is being called by Chris Myers and Brock Huard, or my TV keeps stuttering bc my OTA antenna doesn't like the rain.

Also, Carolina is losing bc the defense took the day off.

Who gets canned first? Gase or Quinn?

Alex Smith is back.

I don't think Gase gets fired in-season. He's doing exactly what he's supposed to be doing.