GWJ Secret Stan 2020: Time to Yeet This Holiday!

Is it related to some yutes?

What's a yute?

CptDomano wrote:

What's a yute?

yute, yute, you know, yutes! *gestures emphaticly*

Including that word in the post title was an excellent choice.

According to my return receipt someone in Ohio got disappointed yesterday.

Paleocon wrote:

According to my return receipt someone in Ohio got disappointed yesterday.

Winner of today's "Thats what she said" award.

I am unfortunately out of town until the 15th, but my wife said I received a package yesterday:
(I asked her if it sounded like skittering inside or if there were air holes, she was cagey about it.)

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mortalgroove wrote:

I am unfortunately out of town until the 15th, but my wife said I received a package yesterday:
(I asked her if it sounded like skittering inside or if there were air holes, she was cagey about it.)

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be afraid. Be very afraid.

The guy at the post office said I can't mail a fart, it'd be more efficient to deliver it personally.

MaxShrek wrote:

The guy at the post office said I can't mail a fart, it'd be more efficient to deliver it personally.

Fade in to Post Office with MaxShrek at the counter with a strained grimace.

MaxShrek (lightly grunting): Can you package this for me?

I'd typically try to string you along
Obfuscation, red herrings, new words for a song
I'd build up some tension
Try for suspense and
Hope that you'd guess and your guess would be wrong

Normally I'd strive to stretch this thing out
But this year is different, so I beg you, don't pout
We have a new puppy
Our time she takes uppy
You'll soon learn who I am with no room for doubt

No drama or mystery, this year not so tricky
If I were a tape roll I wouldn't be sticky
I couldn't patch a duct
You'd be totally #@^%
All this should work out, but hope you're not picky

Your gifts will come early and could be quite Steamy
Because sales over there are often quite dreamy
Each weekday you'll get one
Those games sure do look fun fun
Your wishlist made it simple, this year, to be me.

Oh now that is just glorious. *clap*clap*clap*

And here I just came to post some teasing message about plotting, but this is much better.

Also:

Spoiler:

Hey, Secret Stanta, if you're struggling, let Trichy know and I'll post more hints, but I suspect I've been sufficiently vocal about my likes and dislikes, so hopefully, you shouldn't be led astray. :D

I have gotten one package so far. My wife opened and confirmed it is a gift from my SS. I believe I am to expect 3 total so I will wait until they are all here*.

*unless it might die, it which case I should open it now - let me know

Well, guess what just got wrapped up and dropped in the mail?
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Dear victim... I'm not sorry and I have no regrets! But, my kids did really like your MurderButt and named him "Stinger", so give him some love, OK?

ThatGuy42 wrote:

But, my kids did really like your MurderButt and named him "Stinger", so give him some love, OK?

Wait, have we been talking about this guy the whole time!?

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Spoiler:

90’s wrestling reference

I too have received a parcel tagged with being "gift the first" from Stan... and something about space hamsters battling evil...? I'm assuming there'll be a "gift the second" so will wait to open until arrival. Thanks in advance Stanta!

Eleima wrote:

Oh now that is just glorious. *clap*clap*clap*

And here I just came to post some teasing message about plotting, but this is much better.

Also:

Spoiler:

Hey, Secret Stanta, if you're struggling, let Trichy know and I'll post more hints, but I suspect I've been sufficiently vocal about my likes and dislikes, so hopefully, you shouldn't be led astray. :D

Eleima hates Mass Effect, fyi. Especially Kaiden.

gorilla wrote:

I'd typically try to string you along
Obfuscation, red herrings, new words for a song
I'd build up some tension
Try for suspense and
Hope that you'd guess and your guess would be wrong

Normally I'd strive to stretch this thing out
But this year is different, so I beg you, don't pout
We have a new puppy
Our time she takes uppy
You'll soon learn who I am with no room for doubt

No drama or mystery, this year not so tricky
If I were a tape roll I wouldn't be sticky
I couldn't patch a duct
You'd be totally #@^%
All this should work out, but hope you're not picky

Your gifts will come early and could be quite Steamy
Because sales over there are often quite dreamy
Each weekday you'll get one
Those games sure do look fun fun
Your wishlist made it simple, this year, to be me.

My daily steam gifts have started, that was quite the subtle Duct Tape reference/hint but I did catch it.
Thanks for Cities Skyline:Parklife, and Tropico 5. I shall build a zoo, and oppress support my tropical people in your honor.
And thanks in advanced for whatever is coming next.

This is my yearly reminder that it isn't even Thanksgiving yet, you monsters.

I plan to start stalking now that it's November and a few things have settled down.

SallyNasty wrote:

This is my yearly reminder that it isn't even Thanksgiving yet, you monsters.

And this is your reminder that this is 2020 and the apocalypse can come for us at any time.

SallyNasty wrote:
Eleima wrote:

Oh now that is just glorious. *clap*clap*clap*

And here I just came to post some teasing message about plotting, but this is much better.

Also:

Spoiler:

Hey, Secret Stanta, if you're struggling, let Trichy know and I'll post more hints, but I suspect I've been sufficiently vocal about my likes and dislikes, so hopefully, you shouldn't be led astray. :D

Eleima hates Mass Effect, fyi. Especially Kaiden.

Especially when you spell his name that way.

SallyNasty wrote:

This is my yearly reminder that it isn't even Thanksgiving yet, you monsters.

wasn't that on October 12th? *trollface*

SallyNasty wrote:
Eleima wrote:

Oh now that is just glorious. *clap*clap*clap*

And here I just came to post some teasing message about plotting, but this is much better.

Also:

Spoiler:

Hey, Secret Stanta, if you're struggling, let Trichy know and I'll post more hints, but I suspect I've been sufficiently vocal about my likes and dislikes, so hopefully, you shouldn't be led astray. :D

Eleima hates Mass Effect, fyi. Especially Kaiden.

Don't we all?
*runs and ducks*

I'd offer hints if needed, but I forgot what i put on the questionnaire, so it might be just as vague or redundant as the initial list.

Getting old is a bitch.

So, I did a thing on Kickstarter. Forgot about it. It arrived today. Opened and looked at. Decided it is to funny not to share. Do I keep it, or gift it.......

Hey, I'm actually started on my shopping for my Stantee. A Goodjer is neither earlier or later, but ships precisely when they mean to.

Part 1 has been ordered. I am very nervous about this. It will either be a huge hit, or it will thunder in spectacularly.

ThatGuy42 wrote:

Well, guess what just got wrapped up and dropped in the mail?
IMAGE(https://i.imgur.com/j2r71qm.jpg?1)
Dear victim... I'm not sorry and I have no regrets! But, my kids did really like your MurderButt and named him "Stinger", so give him some love, OK?

The package with "Stinger" has been received. I promise to post more when we reveal him to the world. Know he has air, food, and water during his quarantine period.

Just gonna post this here so I got clog up Trichy's inbox. Dear Stan, I have received your message, and am now very excited!!!