NFL 2020: Draft

Enix wrote:

I'd put money on Snyders, tho. If it was good enough for the Cleveland Browns and the Charlotte Bobcats ...

With a pretzel on the helmet decal?

Paleocon wrote:
Enix wrote:

I'd put money on Snyders, tho. If it was good enough for the Cleveland Browns and the Charlotte Bobcats ...

With a pretzel on the helmet decal?

Snyders of Landover.

*Legion* wrote:
Paleocon wrote:
Enix wrote:

I'd put money on Snyders, tho. If it was good enough for the Cleveland Browns and the Charlotte Bobcats ...

With a pretzel on the helmet decal?

Snyders of Landover.

You, sir, have won the internet today.

The Chiefs might be having the greatest post-Super Bowl win offseason in history for a season that probably won’t happen.

But with Chris Jones now signed, they have a tight core that I am positive will be among the most prepared teams whenever this gets going.

Ready to play Madden, though!

UpToIsomorphism wrote:
DSGamer wrote:
Enix wrote:

I kinda like Hogs. It's a nod both to one of the best DC teams as well as to politicians and pork barrel spending.

I'd put money on Snyders, tho. If it was good enough for the Cleveland Browns and the Charlotte Bobcats ...

Wait. The Bobcats were named after the owner?

Robert L. Johnson.

I know that's his name, but that's part of why they were called the Bobcats? I didn't know that. That's bananas.

Washington Sentinels

Washington Chili Cheese Fritos. I mean they got the right colors for it.

karmajay wrote:

Washington Sentinels

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*Legion* wrote:
karmajay wrote:

Washington Sentinels

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This reminds me of Super Baseball 2020 where we replace everyone with robots. As a kid, I assumed that players were robots because that's the natural evolution of technology, that a robot is gonna run faster, throw harder and hit farther than a human (not to mention mines on the field). Turns out it wasn't natural at all, but a global pandemic that leads to humans choosing not to be on the field anymore and the robots are scabs.

Best arcade football game of all time (suck it Blitz)

Browns extend Myles Garrett to a bunch of money.

Titans extend Derrick Henry for what I think is a two year deal.

Jayhawker wrote:

Best arcade football game of all time (suck it Blitz)

I put a lot of quarters into the original Cyberball while I was in college.

The original was set in 2022.

Apparently there's some big shit about to go down with Washington's football team aside from the name change, but the Washington Post for whatever reason hasn't published their supposedly damning article. Big enough that it's the real reason the minority stakeholders are abandoning ship before it hits the iceberg?

Snyder selling the team so he doesn't have to be the one to change the name?

Introducing the owner of the new Washington Secretaries... Jerry Richardson!

Ah, so the taking down of that statue at RFK was to make room for the one from Carolina.

ESPN: Sources: Washington's NFL team hires attorney to review protocols. This sounds almost exactly like the process that ended up with Jerry Richardson leaving the Panthers.

*Legion* wrote:

Snyder selling the team so he doesn't have to be the one to change the name?

Introducing the owner of the new Washington Secretaries... Jerry Richardson!

Or...Donald Trump.

Top_Shelf wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

Snyder selling the team so he doesn't have to be the one to change the name?

Introducing the owner of the new Washington Secretaries... Jerry Richardson!

Or...Donald Trump.

You know, I don't trust Goodell for much, but the league has to approve ownership, and I have confidence that Roger wants none of that sh*tshow.

He's tried so often that it'll be the sons and daughters of the owners who rejected him before telling him to go take a hike.

*Legion* wrote:
Top_Shelf wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

Snyder selling the team so he doesn't have to be the one to change the name?

Introducing the owner of the new Washington Secretaries... Jerry Richardson!

Or...Donald Trump.

You know, I don't trust Goodell for much, but the league has to approve ownership, and I have confidence that Roger wants none of that sh*tshow.

I agree, but it is not a moral, and therefore not a view that we can assume becomes permanent. He’s just realizing that blatant racism isn’t as profitable as he assumed.

The rumor mill around what's coming out in the WaPo article is amazing.

It's the kind of stuff that seems like it could only be pure Internet fiction, but with everyone from executives to team broadcasters resigning ahead of time, it's also the only rumors that seem to explain the scale of the exodus.

Highlights:

* Dan Snyder abuses drugs and alcohol (OK this one's not too hard to believe)

* Snyder has paid off referees, supposedly some of whom have made as much as $2 million from him. The rumor claims he's not the only owner implicated in ref paying behavior.

* Snyder and Jay Gruden pimped out cheerleaders to season ticket holders while withholding the cheerleaders' passports. Snyder also held nude photo shoots with the cheerleaders.

* Jay Gruden was sleeping with a team secretary, who ended up also sleeping with RB Kapri Bibbs. When Gruden found out, he benched Bibbs. The game in which he benched Bibbs, the replacement RB missed the block which caused the hit that broke Alex Smith's leg. (Bibbs has apparently more or less corroborated this story in a broadcast on his Instagram)

* Snyder and Gruden held sex parties, in which there was copious drug use, and some sexual assaults. <<< assuming any of this is true, this is the part where I think various people associated with the team have been implicated

Rat Boy, I know you have the Snyder picture handy, now's the time.

Hey. what's Gruden up to? Oh wait...

*Legion* wrote:

The Jaguars are reportedly close to a deal with Jay Gruden to hire him as offensive coordinator.

That's a much better hire than I expected the Jags to attract.

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That's amazing and totally shocking. Totes.

*Legion* wrote:

Rat Boy, I know you have the Snyder picture handy, now's the time.

Yeah, no. 15 female employees of Washington NFL team say they were sexually harassed. By pretty much everyone who just quit the team:

Among the employees accused of sexual harassment is Larry Michael, the team’s radio announcer, who abruptly announced this week that he was leaving the team.

Also named in the article are two employees who were recently fired, director of pro personnel Alex Santos and assistant director of pro personnel Richard Mann II.

So he is going to have to sell right?

Sexual harassment -- of course.

The DC football team should be relegated to a league made up of all the former USFL, XFL and Arena League teams.

Welp, things got real. Interesting to see if this is the bulk of it, or only the beginning.

LeapingGnome wrote:

So he is going to have to sell right?

If this is everything, then no. None of the accusations target Snyder (or Bruce Allen or Gruden while we're at it).

Jerry Richardson was sunk because he was the one doing the harassing. If there isn't anything on Snyder outside of this, it's not going to cost him the team.

I guess we will see but it certainly seems like the accusations target him. Bribing referees, pimping his employees, hosting drug orgies where his employees are assaulted by his friends.

On the plus side, Riverboat Ron is going to clean up the org, right? Didn't he defend Richardson in the early days?

Old Boys Club gonna Old Boy it the f*ck up! Woo!

And the attorney brought in to review "protocols" previously defended the NFL, NCAA and MLB.

And Brett Kavanaugh.

Woo!

Snyder just gave off that asshole vibe, beyond the racism. None of those allegations are surprising.