[News] The Internet Was a Mistake

A thread for updates on the various ways the internet is destroying everything and the undying hellsites of social media. Let's all laugh at the abyss.

Veloxi wrote:

Thank you for this. After years of nagging her about it, this is what finally convinced my wife to put a freeze on her credit reports.

Did she heed nothing from warnings of the early 2000s?

BadKen wrote:
polypusher wrote:

Isnt that what Paramount Plus is? There's little else of value.

This seems to be a common view of Paramount+, but I found they had a lot of movies and shows I wanted to watch. That said, when I pared down my streaming services, Paramount+ got the axe. But so did Netflix and Hulu.

We have enjoyed Evil and Halo on Paramount+.

Nevin73 wrote:
BadKen wrote:
polypusher wrote:

Isnt that what Paramount Plus is? There's little else of value.

This seems to be a common view of Paramount+, but I found they had a lot of movies and shows I wanted to watch. That said, when I pared down my streaming services, Paramount+ got the axe. But so did Netflix and Hulu.

We have enjoyed Evil and Halo on Paramount+.

And Yellowjackets!

*Legion* wrote:

Did she heed nothing from warnings of the early 2000s?

Hah, dunno, didn't know her then. Been bugging her about it for maybe a decade.

Veloxi wrote:

Hah, dunno, didn't know her then. Been bugging her about it for maybe a decade.

What do you mean, the early 2000s was a decade ago...

It's when one was born at the outset of VHS and is now suddenly becoming aware of this nostalgia for VHS even among people who weren't around when VHS was the standard that one starts feeling old.

Posting in the hot-takes thread, don't want to derail any further.

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Rat Boy wrote:

It's when one was born at the outset of VHS and is now suddenly becoming aware of this nostalgia for VHS even among people who weren't around when VHS was the standard that one starts feeling old.

There's a nostalgia for VHS? Look, vinyl I can sorta understand but VHS is just a bridge too far.

Yeah, agreed. Vinyl at least has the ability to sound as good (or perhaps even better) than CD or digital streaming - even if you have to have the hearing of a newborn baby to be able to tell the difference. VHS is worse in literally every way - worse video and audio quality, less convenient, and bulkier. Why would you want to go back there?

I am deeply nostalgic for those audio-peaking synthesizer ditties on VHS company logo splash screens and title cards.

What always made me laugh was the ads for the DVD format on VHS tapes - 'demonstrating' how much better the video and audio quality is on DVD.

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You know what though? With VHS you could snip out damaged sections and tape it back together.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

There's a nostalgia for VHS?

It seems to be mostly centered around re-creating the look of old "Found Footage" types of media.

fangblackbone wrote:

You know what though? With VHS you could snip out damaged sections and tape it back together.

Pretty sure that's how the religious video store "movie edits" were made back then too.

Rallick wrote:

What always made me laugh was the ads for the DVD format on VHS tapes - 'demonstrating' how much better the video and audio quality is on DVD.

The last few DVD’s I got from Netflix had similar ads for BluRay!

If I was some kind of retro hobby person, I could see the nostalgia factor here.

You got your CRT, your big bulky VHS machine that you loving restore/maintain and then a collection of vintage/hard-to-find movies. And then you sit on your vintage Lazboy and watch a movie.

Who among us isn't going to get a kick out of putting Predator into the VHS jaws, pushing down and then kicking back?

I am a bit of a retro hobby person, but I still play my 80s/90s arcade games on an HD monitor or TV. The hardcore hobbyists do play on CRT. My nostalgia has limits!

Where's Veloxi? With all his retro purchases I can picture him playing on a CRT.

Nah, no space for a CRT. My consoles are plugged into an old Panny plasma.

Rat Boy wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

There's a nostalgia for VHS?

It seems to be mostly centered around re-creating the look of old "Found Footage" types of media.

Loss of information in an image is a tremendous asset to horror. You can have people on edge with artifacting, wondering if the thing moving in the background is just noise, or something lurking in the background. There's a reason the retro PS1 aesthetic is so in vogue with indie horror games.

EDIT:

As for CRT nostalgia, for a while I was genuinely considering being perverse and hunting down a Sony GDM-FW900 before I remembered my table would probably buckle under the weight of that monstrosity. Unlike VHS, there are things CRT monitors are genuinely better at. Digital Foundry have a couple of good videos on the subject, iirc.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

It's when one was born at the outset of VHS and is now suddenly becoming aware of this nostalgia for VHS even among people who weren't around when VHS was the standard that one starts feeling old.

There's a nostalgia for VHS? Look, vinyl I can sorta understand but VHS is just a bridge too far (War, 1977, Sean Connery).

Yeah CRT just too heavy I can't with that anymore.

Back when I had more money than sense I had a 1080i HD CRT. That thing was humongous.

BadKen wrote:

Back when I had more money than sense I had a 1080i HD CRT. That thing was humongous.

I had one of those beasts too. I wish I still had it. Even if the geometry on those HD "flat" CRTs was kinda rough. I spent so much time in the service menu trying to straighten it out as much as possible.

Honestly if I had realized back then that it was basically an unavoidable thing on those kind of screens, and not a shortcoming of my particular TV, I would have been more at peace with it.

I’m surprised that a “CRT filter” isn’t more mainstream.

Chumpy_McChump wrote:

I’m surprised that a “CRT filter” isn’t more mainstream.

Make the SCROLL LOCK button accurately simulate a degauss "Pop" and you'll make a bajillion dollars.

Veloxi wrote:

My consoles are plugged into an old Panny plasma.

Those are old enough to be retro now. How's the overall brightness of that thing holding up?