2020 NBA Catch-All: The Great Bubble Experiment

He’s the best. Love my extremely angry tiny captain. One of the more unlikely NBA success stories.

Happy Friday!

Haha! How is he arguing that call with a straight face. Like really?

Because he's the absolute best. While Harden and his ilk kick their leg out on 3s and then endlessly complain, Lowry tries to crawl through legs and throws his stubby body in-front of giants. It's hilarious and acted with complete conviction.

The micro ball Rockets won again. This tweet from tonight is cracking me up.

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I guess with the baseball stadium down the block getting reconfigured, Triples Alley's now in the Chase Center.

I like his highlighter shoes.

The Embiid “Do a 180” business is cracking me up.

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I would have gone higher, you know, do a 360 or something.

It really does have to be his nickname now.

Shot:

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Chaser:

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EDIT: The game was postponed.

I saw an A+ Tweet this evening saying that Rudy was trying to ensure he won DPOY this year by preventing the entire league from scoring for the remainder of the season.

What an idiot.

Vector wrote:

What an idiot.

Utah Jazz All-Star Rudy Gobert has tested positive for coronavirus, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA

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EDIT: AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

The NBA has suspended the season.

Even more an idiot if he has it and was f*cking with the mics.

Yeah Robert was extremely selfish or stupid.

I am surprised the NBA did this so quickly.

This is HoF-worthy dumbassery.

Put him in Bronze right now.

Is potentially infecting every NBA writer from Salt Lake City and OKC a fireable offense?

Rudy Gobert, 2020 Defensive Player of the Year - he shut down the whole league.

I swear to God if you get more likes than I did for pointing out that joke an hour and a half ago....

In the meantime, enjoy a very 2020 development as Devin Booker finds out about the suspension live on Twitch.

It's currently doing just that!

How about... The NBA has announced the Houston Rockets can keep playing, because they're always in insolation?

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I hate you all.

Donovan Mitchell has tested positive for the coronavirus. Sadly, ESPN found the most hilarious picture to use for their post.

f*ck Rudy. Stay away from my guy.

Charles Barkley's taken ill, hasn't gotten the coronavirus test back. I was going to make a Draymond joke, but I don't think I can top that .gif of him in the comments.

I just went back and skimmed the thread for the season and not even five seasons worth of NFL threads have had all this going on.

And this is all in like three weeks. Less, probably.

That said, this is shaping up to be the most seismic shift in day-to-day life for people in America (and in much of the world) since 9/11.