Choose your tag, LastSurprise!

Okay, so I was CERTAIN there was already a thread, but I looked through pages and pages, and no thread. We're failing as a community, because it feels like LastSurprise has been up for a tagging for a while now. Let's all rally then and offer some decent suggestions.

FirstPresent
FirstGift

Some decent anagrams (among 5571 possibilities):

Serial Spurts
Realist Spurs
Laser Purists
Artless Sirup
Taps Slurries

And of course...

And now for something completely different

Have at it, folks!

Gratz!

Boo-ughhhhhh
And now for something completely different
waits for no man!

With a bow on top.

LastSurprise managed to meet the tag threshold in less than a year. That's impressive.

Here's my first suggestion:

Something something JRPG

Never saw it coming

[taps it out on the bongos]
Persona.. with-fries ?

'Mo seriously:

"Take your heart"
"Grand Theft Aortic"

Thanks everyone! Good suggestions so far, I’ll mull these over and see what else comes in.

Eleima wrote:

Serial Spurts

I’m super-impressed by Eleima’s anagram game. But, gross.

"Won't get outmaneuvered again"

Eleima wrote:

Okay, so I was CERTAIN there was already a thread, but I looked through pages and pages, and no thread. We're failing as a community, because it feels like LastSurprise has been up for a tagging for a while now. Let's all rally then and offer some decent suggestions.

FirstPresent
FirstGift

Some decent anagrams (among 5571 possibilities):

Serial Spurts
Realist Spurs
Laser Purists
Artless Sirup
Taps Slurries

And of course...

And now for something completely different

Have at it, folks!

What's a "tag" and how does someone get one?

Drazzil wrote:
Eleima wrote:

Okay, so I was CERTAIN there was already a thread, but I looked through pages and pages, and no thread. We're failing as a community, because it feels like LastSurprise has been up for a tagging for a while now. Let's all rally then and offer some decent suggestions.

FirstPresent
FirstGift

Some decent anagrams (among 5571 possibilities):

Serial Spurts
Realist Spurs
Laser Purists
Artless Sirup
Taps Slurries

And of course...

And now for something completely different

Have at it, folks!

What's a "tag" and how does someone get one?

Where it says "Coffee Grinder" under your name, that's a tag. As you post more, you get different tags until you hit the magic number of posts and it switches to "Choose your tag." At that point, someone notices and creates a thread like this where people you've befriended or enraged over your tenure here put forth suggestions and when one strikes your fancy, you say you've chosen. Then you PM Certis with your choice and he will switch it for you. If you take too long, tags like Fairy Princess start getting suggested. Whatever your choice Eleima has taken it upon herself to track who has tagged whom in a bafflingly time consuming spreadsheet she has dubbed The Goodjersday Book.

Hmmmm....

Not fooling anybody
Fooled everyone
“Boo!” *hurk*
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

FinalRevelation

Obviously First!

LastSurprise wrote:
Eleima wrote:

Serial Spurts

I’m super-impressed by Eleima’s anagram game. But, gross.

Get your mind out of the gutter, you! I was thinking growth spurts.

It's a doozy

(And congrats!)

Thou hast acquired a new tag

By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
And you're dead
Just Give 'Em One of These

I drank what?

Crept up out of nowhere
You sure ain't got a clue
Not quite what you foretold

On the anagram front:
Sir Super Salt

Congrats!

For reference, the song lyrics...

Some not mentioned so far...

My game's always so fast

My mind is too fast for eyes

Royal
The Royal

Smurf

"Come at me, Clown Shoes"

Persona non grata
The unexpected personified
A tale of the unexpected
Bombshell
Wait for it!
With a twist
Spoiler tag

By M. Night Shyamalan

the irony of my tag
making you wait