Okay, let's start this thread in the right place:
Namely, laughing our asses off at Scott Boras trying so hard to get Manny Machado and Bryce Harper the biggest contracts in sports, and then Mike Trout's agent showing up like Stone Cold Steve Austin and just obliterating everyone.
I also love that Trout is baseball's richest man and best player, and I still couldn't reliably identify him if I was sitting across a table from him.
Anyway, Opening Day is inexplicably just 9 days away! I have no predictions, other than I fully expect the teams I hate to do well, and the team I like to under-perform. Which at least means that NY-area sports talk radio will be a hilarious font of day-to-day screaming again.