
Well that was a 3rd down.
HBO's suddenly in to selling other people's beer.
Edit: Wait, these are like bizzare mad libs.
HBO's suddenly in to selling other people's beer.
That was so weird.
Put in Hoyer.
Brady throwing like Bortles.
Anyone wanna play Smash?
Maybe we should skip to Sands trying out Dark Souls early.
First half thoughts:
Garion is right, we need more Stringer in action films. Preferably as Bond.
Rams D doing bend don't break.
Good sucks.
McVay is overrated.
Palpatine was unstoppable. Until he wasn't.
I HOPE THE NEW ENGLAND TEAM LOSES.
Game of Thrones is so awesome it makes Bud Light cool.
Current score, Rams 0, Patriots 3, Maroon 5.
On the up side this halftime act is worse than the game.
At least the ads stopped for a while. Sweet relief.
Adam Levine's got more ink than a printing press.
Seen on Twitter: "This makes Coldplay look like f*ckin Led Zeppelin."
Feed Gurley.
Chung injury is very bad for Pats
Chung injury is very bad for Pats
Would hurt more if Gurley was fully functional and could run pass routes.
The only entertaining part of this game is the excellent punting.
New punt record!
The only entertaining part of this game is the excellent punting.
I've never had a comment age this well this quickly.
Feed Gurley.
And don't feed that creepy food porn guy.
I really do hope this game limps to a finish and becomes known as the Boring Bowl or something.
These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 4, 2019
Mark Barron with the hold, where's Milkman?
4th quarter and the most recent touchdown in the Superbowl was scored by the Philadelphia Eagles.
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