NFL 2018: Super Bowl 53

Well that was a 3rd down.

HBO's suddenly in to selling other people's beer.

Edit: Wait, these are like bizzare mad libs.

Rat Boy wrote:

HBO's suddenly in to selling other people's beer.

That was so weird.

Put in Hoyer.

Brady throwing like Bortles.

Anyone wanna play Smash?

Maybe we should skip to Sands trying out Dark Souls early.

First half thoughts:

Garion is right, we need more Stringer in action films. Preferably as Bond.

Rams D doing bend don't break.

Good sucks.

McVay is overrated.

Palpatine was unstoppable. Until he wasn't.

I HOPE THE NEW ENGLAND TEAM LOSES.

Game of Thrones is so awesome it makes Bud Light cool.

Current score, Rams 0, Patriots 3, Maroon 5.

On the up side this halftime act is worse than the game.

At least the ads stopped for a while. Sweet relief.

Adam Levine's got more ink than a printing press.

Seen on Twitter: "This makes Coldplay look like f*ckin Led Zeppelin."

Normally I try and be a mitigating voice in re the halftime performance because it's a tough thing to pull off, but the end of that was terrible and I'm so glad! It wasn't boring! It was bad!

Feed Gurley.

Chung injury is very bad for Pats

EvilDead wrote:

Chung injury is very bad for Pats

Would hurt more if Gurley was fully functional and could run pass routes.

The only entertaining part of this game is the excellent punting.

New punt record!

Hekker for MVP!

*Legion* wrote:

The only entertaining part of this game is the excellent punting.

I've never had a comment age this well this quickly.

Top_Shelf wrote:

Feed Gurley.

And don't feed that creepy food porn guy.

Watch Hekker complete a pass later and end up with more yards than Goff.

I really do hope this game limps to a finish and becomes known as the Boring Bowl or something.

More like the Bortles Bowl. sh*tty quarterbacking all around.

Till now.

IMAGE(https://i.imgur.com/vC1OvkI.jpg)

Mark Barron with the hold, where's Milkman?

4th quarter and the most recent touchdown in the Superbowl was scored by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Do you think Jim Nantz ever misses Phil Simms?