GWJFFL 2018 - Final Results and off-season

The Chase for the Kolb
Final Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Tartans (Emmes) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1583.30
#2 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) 8-5 0-4 (#2) 1596.34
#3 The Heavies (tboon) 11-2 3-1 (#1) 1736.08
#4 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) 6-7 1-3 (#2) 1622.26
#5 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 7-6 3-1 (#1) 1580.44
#6 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) 6-7 3-1 (#1) 1539.16
#7 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) 6-7 3-1 (#3) 1486.88
#8 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1549.32
#9 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1545.58
#10 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 6-7 1-3 (#3) 1509.86
#11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1487.26
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 4-9 2-2 (#3) 1393.78
Regular Season Awards
Most total points ($25): The Heavies (1736.08)
#1 Overall ($10): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): Tartans
Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4)
Post Season Awards
1st place ($100): Tartans
2nd place ($50): Yakapin Mo Ako
3rd place ($25): The Heavies
Consolation Champ ($15): Grumpy Oldman's Depends
Highest single-week team total ($5): Grumpy Oldman's Depends (154.08 in week 16) new!
Final Award Totals:
Tartans: $115
The Heavies: $85
Yakapin Mo Ako: $50
Grumpy Oldman's Depends: $20
ChimChimCheRee: $15
I Have No Legs: $15
Results - Week 16
132.88 #1 The Heavies (11-2) vs. #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-7) 87.14
135.66 #2 Tartans (8-5) vs. #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5) 125.90
124.76 #6 Karma's Astro Droids (6-7) vs. #9 Giants Among Men (6-7) 110.48
125.22 #7 Beware of the Phog (6-7) vs. #10 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (6-7) 154.08

 

Dynasty
Final Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) 9-4 2-2 (#1) 1737.94
#2 Garion's G-String (garion333) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1581.00
#3 Suicide Squad (Kush15) 9-4 4-0 (#1) 1447.24
#4 House Legion (LegionSB) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1637.46
#5 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1557.04
#6 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1532.50
#7 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1636.80
#8 Tartans (Emmes) 6-7 3-1 (#2) 1402.72
#9 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 6-7 1-3 (#3) 1465.30
#10 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1312.28
#11 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 5-8 0-4 (#3) 1252.64
#12 Grenades (Chabuda) 3-10 0-4 (#3) 1303.50
Results - Week 16
136.96 #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (9-4) vs. #3 Garion's G-String (8-5) 117.24
111.02 #2 Suicide Squad (9-4) vs. #4 House Legion (8-5) 108.94
130.92 #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-7) vs. #8 Tartans (6-7) 149.90
100.68 #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (5-8) 96.68

 

Gonzo
Final Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) 10-2-1 3-0-1 (#1) 663.14
#2 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) 8-4-1 2-1-1 (#1) 691.06
#3 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) 6-6-1 2-2 (#2) 680.38
#4 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) 7-5-1 2-1-1 (#1) 578.46
#5 PIckle Rick (mmockus) 8-4-1 3-0-1 (#1) 692.80
#6 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) 8-4-1 1-2-1 (#2) 632.28
#7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) 6-6-1 1-3 (#3) 613.38
#8 What what? (ukickmydog) 5-7-1 1-2-1 (#2) 528.76
#9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) 4-8-1 0-3-1 (#3) 583.40
#10 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 4-8-1 2-2 (#2) 430.06
#11 Blooomp (Chabuda) 3-9-1 1-2-1 (#3) 395.40
#12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) 3-9-1 2-2 (#3) 500.78
Results - Week 16
65.22 #1 He's Having Fun Out There (10-2-1) vs. #3 The Sum of All Beers (8-4-1) 61.20
56.82 #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5-1) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6-1) 68.12
34.46 #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (6-6-1) vs. #8 What what? (5-7-1) 60.02
44.78 #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8-1) vs. #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9-1) 36.22

 

Congratulations to the winners!

Prize amounts in The Chase for the Kolb are based on the fact that, if they changed, nobody (i.e. *Legion*) didn't tell me so if they're not right, take it up with him. Also, as always, it is up to y'all to make sure that the awardees are correct for each category and report errors promptly or forever hold your peace.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

The prize amounts will be the ones that have been shown in the threads all year. I had planned on updating them but we'll go through with that next year

Congrats to the winners! What a strange football season.

Congrats to all the winners! Especially Emmes, thank you for beating ukick!

Grats!

tboon wrote:

Congrats to all the winners! Especially Emmes, thank you for beating ukick!

Ouch, burned in the back!

In other news, is trading for 2019 in dynasty open now? hahaha

Thanks tboon, though you made out pretty well in kolb too!

Damien Williams, 2 year contract! :O

I'm excited for next year's dynasty. I think it might finally be the year I can turn over the roster and start players I picked.

Sorry Legion, stole your sig format...

Spoiler:

not really sorry

This weekend, I'll start sending out the prizes.

Emmes, check your PMs, I've got something to send you.

Thanks Legion, looking forward to it!

I just realized that Kevin Kolb is younger than both big ben and aaron rodgers. The eagles need to bring him back so there's some actual competition in next year's training camp!

Spoiler:

GWJFFL Trophy Case:
Division II: 2016
Division I: 2017
Pro: 2018

Emmes wrote:

I just realized that Kevin Kolb is younger than both big ben and aaron rodgers. The eagles need to bring him back so there's some actual competition in next year's training camp!

After they trade Foles, there's gonna be an opening that needs filling...

Emmes wrote:

GWJFFL Trophy Case:
Division II: 2016
Division I: 2017
Pro: 2018

That's some impressive progression.

*Legion* wrote:

This weekend, I'll start sending out the prizes.

And by "this weekend", I actually meant, "much, much later."

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Moneys have gone out via Paypal! The Kolb is in a box and on its way to its new rightful owner!