GWJFFL 2018: Week 16

Bye: None
Early games:
  • Saturday, December 22nd, 4:30 PM ET (NFL NETWORK): Redskins at Titans
  • Saturday, December 22nd, 8:20 PM ET (NFL NETWORK): Ravens at Chargers
Later games (show)(hide):
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Bengals at Browns
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Buccaneers at Cowboys
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Vikings at Lions
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Bills at Patriots
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Packers at Jets
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Texans at Eagles
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Falcons at Panthers
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Giants at Colts
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Jaguars at Dolphins
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 4:05 PM ET (FOX): Rams at Cardinals
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 4:05 PM ET (FOX): Bears at 49ers
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 4:25 PM ET (CBS): Steelers at Saints
  • Sunday, December 23rd, 8:20 PM ET (NBC): Chiefs at Seahawks
  • Monday, December 24th, 8:15 PM ET (ESPN): Broncos at Raiders
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    The Chase for the Kolb
    Regular Season Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 The Heavies (tboon) 11-2 3-1 (#1) 1736.08
    #2 Tartans (Emmes) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1583.30
    #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) 8-5 0-4 (#2) 1596.34
    #4 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 7-6 3-1 (#1) 1580.44
    #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) 6-7 1-3 (#2) 1622.26
    #6 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1549.32
    #7 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1545.58
    #8 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) 6-7 3-1 (#1) 1539.16
    #9 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 6-7 1-3 (#3) 1509.86
    #10 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) 6-7 3-1 (#3) 1486.88
    #11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe ) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1487.26
    #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 4-9 2-2 (#3) 1393.78
    Regular Season Awards
    Most total points ($25): The Heavies (1736.08)
    #1 Overall ($10): The Heavies
    Division Winner ($15): The Heavies
    Division Winner ($15): Tartans
    Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
    Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
    Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4)
    Post Season Awards*
    Highest single-week team total ($5): Beware of the Phog (149.78 in week 14)
    *Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
    Results - Week 15
    114.96 #1 The Heavies (11-2) vs. #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5) 118.10
    99.92 #2 Tartans (8-5) vs. #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-7) 91.40
    108.44 #6 Karma's Astro Droids (6-7) vs. #7 Beware of the Phog (6-7) 111.02
    79.18 #9 Giants Among Men (6-7) vs. #10 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (6-7) 109.46
    Schedule - Week 16
      #1 The Heavies (11-2) vs. #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-7)
      #2 Tartans (8-5) vs. #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5)
      #6 Karma's Astro Droids (6-7) vs. #9 Giants Among Men (6-7)
      #7 Beware of the Phog (6-7) vs. #10 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (6-7)

     

    Dynasty
    Regular Season Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) 9-4 2-2 (#1) 1737.94
    #2 Suicide Squad (Kush15) 9-4 4-0 (#1) 1447.24
    #3 Garion's G-String (garion333) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1581.00
    #4 House Legion (LegionSB) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1637.46
    #5 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1557.04
    #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1636.80
    #7 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1532.50
    #8 Tartans (Emmes) 6-7 3-1 (#2) 1402.72
    #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe ) 6-7 1-3 (#3) 1465.30
    #10 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1312.28
    #11 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 5-8 0-4 (#3) 1252.64
    #12 Grenades (Chabuda) 3-10 0-4 (#3) 1303.50
    Results - Week 15
    118.24 #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (9-4) vs. #4 House Legion (8-5) 112.32
    100.82 #2 Suicide Squad (9-4) vs. #3 Garion's G-String (8-5) 108.86
    92.00 #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-7) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (5-8) 62.56
    79.20 #8 Tartans (6-7) vs. #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7) 63.48
    Schedule - Week 16
      #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (9-4) vs. #3 Garion's G-String (8-5)
      #2 Suicide Squad (9-4) vs. #4 House Legion (8-5)
      #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-7) vs. #8 Tartans (6-7)
      #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (5-8)

     

    Gonzo
    Regular Season Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) 10-2-1 3-0-1 (#1) 663.14
    #2 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) 8-4-1 1-2-1 (#2) 632.28
    #3 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) 8-4-1 2-1-1 (#1) 691.06
    #4 PIckle Rick (mmockus) 8-4-1 3-0-1 (#1) 692.80
    #5 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) 7-5-1 2-1-1 (#1) 578.46
    #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) 6-6-1 2-2 (#2) 680.38
    #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) 6-6-1 1-3 (#3) 613.38
    #8 What what? (ukickmydog) 5-7-1 1-2-1 (#2) 528.76
    #9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) 4-8-1 0-3-1 (#3) 583.40
    #10 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 4-8-1 2-2 (#2) 430.06
    #11 Blooomp (Chabuda) 3-9-1 1-2-1 (#3) 395.40
    #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) 3-9-1 2-2 (#3) 500.78
    Results - Week 15
    60.88 #1 He's Having Fun Out There (10-2-1) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6-1) 51.14
    49.10 #3 The Sum of All Beers (8-4-1) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5-1) 30.74
    39.32 #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (6-6-1) vs. #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9-1) 48.90
    45.82 #8 What what? (5-7-1) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8-1) 49.62
    Schedule - Week 16
      #1 He's Having Fun Out There (10-2-1) vs. #3 The Sum of All Beers (8-4-1)
      #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5-1) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6-1)
      #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (6-6-1) vs. #8 What what? (5-7-1)
      #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8-1) vs. #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9-1)

     

    No Thursday games, but a couple on Saturday.

    Finals in Dynasty and Kolb, woot woot.

    I think it's hilarious I'm playing you in Dynasty. Seems our trades worked out for the best for us both, but I didn't expect James Conner to be this good.

    i hate fantasy football

    Dynasty team is falling apart last couple weeks, Conner, Reed, Beckham and Jones all ded and Hopkins maybe too Really stretching my depth.

    I'll trade you Joe Mixon for all them.

    ukickmydog wrote:

    Dynasty team is falling apart last couple weeks, Conner, Reed, Beckham and Jones all ded and Hopkins maybe too Really stretching my depth.

    And now Gordon is out too...

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    I wish you all the luck in the world.

    ukickmydog wrote:
    ukickmydog wrote:

    Dynasty team is falling apart last couple weeks, Conner, Reed, Beckham and Jones all ded and Hopkins maybe too Really stretching my depth.

    And now Gordon is out too...

    Nah:

    ***Melvin Gordon III has fully practiced this week and is on track to play Saturday. Gordon reportedly would have played last week had the game not been on Thursday night. With a full week to monitor Gordon in practice and game plan with his return in mind, expect the Chargers to give Gordon a full workload.

    That said:

    Conner is looking to be another week or two away.

    Edit: Oh, you meant Josh Gordon. Yeah, shame about that.

    ukickmydog wrote:

    Dynasty team is falling apart last couple weeks, Conner, Reed, Beckham and Jones all ded and Hopkins maybe too Really stretching my depth.

    You've got Samuels in Kolb so it'll be fine.

    PS - Dammit Rivers.

    Looks like ukick is gonna pull the win out in Dynasty. I doubt Philip Lindsay is gonna completely sh*t the bed against the Raiders.

    I need lindsay to keep my redraft streak alive!

    Congrats to ukick in Dynasty. That smart pickup of Damien Williams paid off big time.

    The Chase for the Kolb
    132.88 #1 The Heavies (11-2) vs. #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-7) 87.14
    135.66 #2 Tartans (8-5) vs. #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5) 125.90
    124.76 #6 Karma's Astro Droids (6-7) vs. #9 Giants Among Men (6-7) 110.48
    125.22 #7 Beware of the Phog (6-7) vs. #10 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (6-7) 154.08

     

    Dynasty
    136.96 #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (9-4) vs. #3 Garion's G-String (8-5) 117.24
    111.02 #2 Suicide Squad (9-4) vs. #4 House Legion (8-5) 108.94
    130.92 #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-7) vs. #8 Tartans (6-7) 149.90
    100.68 #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (5-8) 96.68

     

    Gonzo
    65.22 #1 He's Having Fun Out There (10-2-1) vs. #3 The Sum of All Beers (8-4-1) 61.20
    56.82 #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5-1) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6-1) 68.12
    34.46 #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (6-6-1) vs. #8 What what? (5-7-1) 60.02
    44.78 #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8-1) vs. #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9-1) 36.22