GWJFFL 2018: Week 15

Bye: None
Early games:
  • Thursday, December 13th, 8:20 PM ET (FOX): Chargers at Chiefs
Later games (show)(hide):
  • Saturday, December 15th, 4:30 PM ET (NFL NETWORK): Texans at Jets
  • Saturday, December 15th, 8:20 PM ET (NFL NETWORK): Browns at Broncos
  • Sunday, December 16th, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Packers at Bears
  • Sunday, December 16th, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Lions at Bills
  • Sunday, December 16th, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Buccaneers at Ravens
  • Sunday, December 16th, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Cardinals at Falcons
  • Sunday, December 16th, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Raiders at Bengals
  • Sunday, December 16th, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Titans at Giants
  • Sunday, December 16th, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Dolphins at Vikings
  • Sunday, December 16th, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Redskins at Jaguars
  • Sunday, December 16th, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Cowboys at Colts
  • Sunday, December 16th, 4:05 PM ET (FOX): Seahawks at 49ers
  • Sunday, December 16th, 4:25 PM ET (CBS): Patriots at Steelers
  • Sunday, December 16th, 8:20 PM ET (NBC): Eagles at Rams
  • Monday, December 17th, 8:15 PM ET (ESPN): Saints at Panthers
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    The Chase for the Kolb
    Regular Season Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 The Heavies (tboon) 11-2 3-1 (#1) 1736.08
    #2 Tartans (Emmes) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1583.30
    #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) 8-5 0-4 (#2) 1596.34
    #4 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 7-6 3-1 (#1) 1580.44
    #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) 6-7 1-3 (#2) 1622.26
    #6 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1549.32
    #7 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1545.58
    #8 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) 6-7 3-1 (#1) 1539.16
    #9 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 6-7 1-3 (#3) 1509.86
    #10 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) 6-7 3-1 (#3) 1486.88
    #11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1487.26
    #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 4-9 2-2 (#3) 1393.78
    Regular Season Awards
    Most total points ($25): The Heavies (1736.08)
    #1 Overall ($10): The Heavies
    Division Winner ($15): The Heavies
    Division Winner ($15): Tartans
    Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
    Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
    Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4)
    Post Season Awards*
    Highest single-week team total ($5): Beware of the Phog (149.78 in week 14) new!
    *Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
    Results - Week 14
    132.48 #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5) vs. #8 ChimChimCheRee (6-7) 107.44
    117.00 #4 I Have No Legs (7-6) vs. #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-7) 116.40
    149.78 #7 Beware of the Phog (6-7) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (4-9) 72.68
    136.16 #9 Giants Among Men (6-7) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (4-9) 86.78
    Schedule - Week 15
      #1 The Heavies (11-2) vs. #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5)
      #2 Tartans (8-5) vs. #4 I Have No Legs (7-6)
      #6 Karma's Astro Droids (6-7) vs. #7 Beware of the Phog (6-7)
      #9 Giants Among Men (6-7) vs. #10 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (6-7)

     

    Dynasty
    Regular Season Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) 9-4 2-2 (#1) 1737.94
    #2 Suicide Squad (Kush15) 9-4 4-0 (#1) 1447.24
    #3 Garion's G-String (garion333) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1581.00
    #4 House Legion (LegionSB) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1637.46
    #5 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1557.04
    #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1636.80
    #7 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1532.50
    #8 Tartans (Emmes) 6-7 3-1 (#2) 1402.72
    #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 6-7 1-3 (#3) 1465.30
    #10 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1312.28
    #11 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 5-8 0-4 (#3) 1252.64
    #12 Grenades (Chabuda) 3-10 0-4 (#3) 1303.50
    Results - Week 14
    131.60 #3 Garion's G-String (8-5) vs. #7 Puffy Tacos (6-7) 113.90
    109.98 #4 House Legion (8-5) vs. #5 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 91.84
    122.96 #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 76.10
    87.44 #10 I Hate You Bees (5-8) vs. #11 Los Gringos (5-8) 69.08
    Schedule - Week 15
      #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (9-4) vs. #4 House Legion (8-5)
      #2 Suicide Squad (9-4) vs. #3 Garion's G-String (8-5)
      #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-7) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (5-8)
      #8 Tartans (6-7) vs. #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7)

     

    Gonzo
    Regular Season Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) 10-2-1 3-0-1 (#1) 663.14
    #2 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) 8-4-1 1-2-1 (#2) 632.28
    #3 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) 8-4-1 2-1-1 (#1) 691.06
    #4 PIckle Rick (mmockus) 8-4-1 3-0-1 (#1) 692.80
    #5 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) 7-5-1 2-1-1 (#1) 578.46
    #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) 6-6-1 2-2 (#2) 680.38
    #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) 6-6-1 1-3 (#3) 613.38
    #8 What what? (ukickmydog) 5-7-1 1-2-1 (#2) 528.76
    #9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) 4-8-1 0-3-1 (#3) 583.40
    #10 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 4-8-1 2-2 (#2) 430.06
    #11 Blooomp (Chabuda) 3-9-1 1-2-1 (#3) 395.40
    #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) 3-9-1 2-2 (#3) 500.78
    Results - Week 14
    23.22 #2 Mahomies (8-4-1) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5-1) 47.76
    51.32 #4 PIckle Rick (8-4-1) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6-1) 69.14
    35.70 #9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-8-1) vs. #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9-1) 51.24
    39.34 #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8-1) vs. #11 Blooomp (3-9-1) 31.80
    Schedule - Week 15
      #1 He's Having Fun Out There (10-2-1) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6-1)
      #3 The Sum of All Beers (8-4-1) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5-1)
      #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (6-6-1) vs. #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9-1)
      #8 What what? (5-7-1) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8-1)

     

    Notice: SATURDAY games!

    So apparently, after final stat recalculations at Fleaflicker, my Kolb team WON. I Have No Legs dropped one point, from 117.0 to 116.0, allowing my 116.4 points to be victorious.

    *Legion* wrote:

    So apparently, after final stat recalculations at Fleaflicker, my Kolb team WON. I Have No Legs dropped one point, from 117.0 to 116.0, allowing my 116.4 points to be victorious.

    You just wanted to make it to the finals and get beat by my garbage team again. I see your ploy.

    ukickmydog wrote:
    *Legion* wrote:

    So apparently, after final stat recalculations at Fleaflicker, my Kolb team WON. I Have No Legs dropped one point, from 117.0 to 116.0, allowing my 116.4 points to be victorious.

    You just wanted to make it to the finals and get beat by my garbage team again. I see your ploy.

    Don't get too far ahead of yourself there ukick.

    tboon wrote:
    ukickmydog wrote:
    *Legion* wrote:

    So apparently, after final stat recalculations at Fleaflicker, my Kolb team WON. I Have No Legs dropped one point, from 117.0 to 116.0, allowing my 116.4 points to be victorious.

    You just wanted to make it to the finals and get beat by my garbage team again. I see your ploy.

    Don't get too far ahead of yourself there ukick.

    True, Legion's team is pretty bad, he probably won't make it to the finals.

    ukickmydog wrote:
    tboon wrote:
    ukickmydog wrote:
    *Legion* wrote:

    So apparently, after final stat recalculations at Fleaflicker, my Kolb team WON. I Have No Legs dropped one point, from 117.0 to 116.0, allowing my 116.4 points to be victorious.

    You just wanted to make it to the finals and get beat by my garbage team again. I see your ploy.

    Don't get too far ahead of yourself there ukick.

    True, Legion's team is pretty bad, he probably won't make it to the finals. :)

    Man, everyone is hurting. This season has been brutal on quality players.

    Legion down by 28 in Dynasty. Here's to Christian McCaffery getting 27!

    We actually made it into the finals in Dynasty. Didn't see that coming.

    garion333 wrote:

    Legion down by 28 in Dynasty. Here's to Christian McCaffery getting 27!

    We actually made it into the finals in Dynasty. Didn't see that coming.

    22!

    Ouch

    The Chase for the Kolb
    114.96 #1 The Heavies (11-2) vs. #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5) 118.10
    99.92 #2 Tartans (8-5) vs. #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-7) 91.40
    108.44 #6 Karma's Astro Droids (6-7) vs. #7 Beware of the Phog (6-7) 111.02
    79.18 #9 Giants Among Men (6-7) vs. #10 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (6-7) 109.46

     

    Dynasty
    118.24 #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (9-4) vs. #4 House Legion (8-5) 112.32
    100.82 #2 Suicide Squad (9-4) vs. #3 Garion's G-String (8-5) 108.86
    92.00 #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-7) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (5-8) 62.56
    79.20 #8 Tartans (6-7) vs. #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7) 63.48

     

    Gonzo
    60.88 #1 He's Having Fun Out There (10-2-1) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6-1) 51.14
    49.10 #3 The Sum of All Beers (8-4-1) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5-1) 30.74
    39.32 #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (6-6-1) vs. #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9-1) 48.90
    45.82 #8 What what? (5-7-1) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8-1) 49.62

     

    garion333 wrote:
    garion333 wrote:

    Legion down by 28 in Dynasty. Here's to Christian McCaffery getting 27!

    We actually made it into the finals in Dynasty. Didn't see that coming.

    22!

    Ouch