GWJFFL 2018: Week 14

Missed posting this on Tuesday/Wednesday but here's your week 14 post just in case anyone wants to discuss results. Also, because I'm a little curious how my script is going to handing running on a Sunday.

Bye: None
Early games:
  • Thursday, December 06th, FINAL: Jaguars 09 30 Titans
Later games (show)(hide):
  • Sunday, December 09th, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Jets at Bills
  • Sunday, December 09th, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Giants at Redskins
  • Sunday, December 09th, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Saints at Buccaneers
  • Sunday, December 09th, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Patriots at Dolphins
  • Sunday, December 09th, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Ravens at Chiefs
  • Sunday, December 09th, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Colts at Texans
  • Sunday, December 09th, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Falcons at Packers
  • Sunday, December 09th, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Panthers at Browns
  • Sunday, December 09th, 4:05 PM ET (CBS): Broncos at 49ers
  • Sunday, December 09th, 4:05 PM ET (CBS): Bengals at Chargers
  • Sunday, December 09th, 4:25 PM ET (FOX): Lions at Cardinals
  • Sunday, December 09th, 4:25 PM ET (FOX): Steelers at Raiders
  • Sunday, December 09th, 4:25 PM ET (FOX): Eagles at Cowboys
  • Sunday, December 09th, 8:20 PM ET (NBC): Rams at Bears
  • Monday, December 10th, 8:15 PM ET (ESPN): Vikings at Seahawks
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    The Chase for the Kolb
    Regular Season Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 The Heavies (tboon) 11-2 3-1 (#1) 1736.08
    #2 Tartans (Emmes) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1583.30
    #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) 8-5 0-4 (#2) 1596.34
    #4 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 7-6 3-1 (#1) 1580.44
    #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) 6-7 1-3 (#2) 1622.26
    #6 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1549.32
    #7 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1545.58
    #8 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) 6-7 3-1 (#1) 1539.16
    #9 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 6-7 1-3 (#3) 1509.86
    #10 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) 6-7 3-1 (#3) 1486.88
    #11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1487.26
    #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 4-9 2-2 (#3) 1393.78
    Regular Season Awards*
    Most total points ($25): The Heavies (1736.08)
    #1 Overall ($10): The Heavies
    Division Winner ($15): The Heavies
    Division Winner ($15): Tartans
    Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
    Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
    Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4)
    *Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
    Results - Week 13
    103.26 #1 The Heavies (11-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (4-9) 90.36
    98.44 #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5) vs. #8 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (6-7) 102.32
    105.68 #3 I Have No Legs (7-6) vs. #4 Tartans (8-5) 139.60
    103.46 #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-7) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (4-9) 118.10
    104.22 #6 Giants Among Men (6-7) vs. #10 Beware of the Phog (6-7) 139.30
    81.44 #7 Karma's Astro Droids (6-7) vs. #9 ChimChimCheRee (6-7) 119.72
    Schedule - Week 14
      #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5) vs. #8 ChimChimCheRee (6-7)
      #4 I Have No Legs (7-6) vs. #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-7)
      #7 Beware of the Phog (6-7) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (4-9)
      #9 Giants Among Men (6-7) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (4-9)

     

    Dynasty
    Regular Season Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) 9-4 2-2 (#1) 1737.94
    #2 Suicide Squad (Kush15) 9-4 4-0 (#1) 1447.24
    #3 Garion's G-String (garion333) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1581.00
    #4 House Legion (LegionSB) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1637.46
    #5 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1557.04
    #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1636.80
    #7 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 6-7 2-2 (#2) 1532.50
    #8 Tartans (Emmes) 6-7 3-1 (#2) 1402.72
    #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 6-7 1-3 (#3) 1465.30
    #10 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1312.28
    #11 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 5-8 0-4 (#3) 1252.64
    #12 Grenades (Chabuda) 3-10 0-4 (#3) 1303.50
    Results - Week 13
    148.92 #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (9-4) vs. #9 Los Gringos (5-8) 73.70
    121.16 #2 Suicide Squad (9-4) vs. #4 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 104.08
    124.28 #3 Garion's G-String (8-5) vs. #8 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7) 92.82
    133.00 #5 House Legion (8-5) vs. #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-7) 129.24
    78.44 #7 Tartans (6-7) vs. #11 I Hate You Bees (5-8) 84.82
    104.60 #10 Puffy Tacos (6-7) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 89.16
    Schedule - Week 14
      #3 Garion's G-String (8-5) vs. #7 Puffy Tacos (6-7)
      #4 House Legion (8-5) vs. #5 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6)
      #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10)
      #10 I Hate You Bees (5-8) vs. #11 Los Gringos (5-8)

     

    Gonzo
    Regular Season Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) 10-2-1 3-0-1 (#1) 663.14
    #2 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) 8-4-1 1-2-1 (#2) 632.28
    #3 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) 8-4-1 2-1-1 (#1) 691.06
    #4 PIckle Rick (mmockus) 8-4-1 3-0-1 (#1) 692.80
    #5 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) 7-5-1 2-1-1 (#1) 578.46
    #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) 6-6-1 2-2 (#2) 680.38
    #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) 6-6-1 1-3 (#3) 613.38
    #8 What what? (ukickmydog) 5-7-1 1-2-1 (#2) 528.76
    #9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) 4-8-1 0-3-1 (#3) 583.40
    #10 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 4-8-1 2-2 (#2) 430.06
    #11 Blooomp (Chabuda) 3-9-1 1-2-1 (#3) 395.40
    #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) 3-9-1 2-2 (#3) 500.78
    Results - Week 13
    65.64 #1 He's Having Fun Out There (10-2-1) vs. #2 Mahomies (8-4-1) 55.94
    49.16 #3 PIckle Rick (8-4-1) vs. #8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (6-6-1) 66.10
    47.72 #4 The Sum of All Beers (8-4-1) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8-1) 31.82
    48.78 #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5-1) vs. #7 What what? (5-7-1) 44.88
    57.50 #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6-1) vs. #9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-8-1) 46.70
    28.48 #11 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9-1) vs. #12 Blooomp (3-9-1) 29.90
    Schedule - Week 14
      #2 Mahomies (8-4-1) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5-1)
      #4 PIckle Rick (8-4-1) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6-1)
      #9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-8-1) vs. #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9-1)
      #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8-1) vs. #11 Blooomp (3-9-1)

     

    Copied from OP: "Missed posting this on Tuesday/Wednesday but here's your week 14 post just in case anyone wants to discuss results. Also, because I'm a little curious how my script is going to handing running on a Sunday."

    Just noticed how broken the division records are in Gonzo thanks to ties. Fixed.

    I beat myself in Kolb by traveling yesterday and not seeing the news of OBJ being out for the game. Lost by less than 1 point which Snead would easily have given me in OBJ's place.

    Surprise gameday inactives seriously suck.

    From the Kolb Consolation bracket:

    Tonight, Garion can beat me if Russell Willson throws enough TDs to Tyler Lockett. I am done, and those are his last two players.

    How many TDs do you think Wilson has to throw to Lockett to overcome a 95.48 deficit? How many would he have to throw had Derrick Henry not been sitting on the bench this week?

    Yeah, that 45+ points for Henry on my bench hurts.

    The Chase for the Kolb
    132.48 #3 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5) vs. #8 ChimChimCheRee (6-7) 107.44
    117.00 #4 I Have No Legs (7-6) vs. #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-7) 116.40
    149.78 #7 Beware of the Phog (6-7) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (4-9) 72.68
    136.16 #9 Giants Among Men (6-7) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (4-9) 86.78

     

    Dynasty
    131.60 #3 Garion's G-String (8-5) vs. #7 Puffy Tacos (6-7) 113.90
    109.98 #4 House Legion (8-5) vs. #5 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 91.84
    122.96 #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 76.10
    87.44 #10 I Hate You Bees (5-8) vs. #11 Los Gringos (5-8) 69.08

     

    Gonzo
    23.22 #2 Mahomies (8-4-1) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5-1) 47.76
    51.32 #4 PIckle Rick (8-4-1) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6-1) 69.14
    35.70 #9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-8-1) vs. #12 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9-1) 51.24
    39.34 #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8-1) vs. #11 Blooomp (3-9-1) 31.80