GWJFFL 2018: Week 13

Bye: None
Early games:
  • Thursday, November 29th, 8:20 PM ET (FOX): Saints at Cowboys
Later games (show)(hide):
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Ravens at Falcons
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Panthers at Buccaneers
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Bears at Giants
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Bills at Dolphins
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Colts at Jaguars
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Browns at Texans
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 1:00 PM ET (CBS): Broncos at Bengals
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Rams at Lions
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 1:00 PM ET (FOX): Cardinals at Packers
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 4:05 PM ET (CBS): Chiefs at Raiders
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 4:05 PM ET (CBS): Jets at Titans
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 4:25 PM ET (FOX): 49ers at Seahawks
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 4:25 PM ET (FOX): Vikings at Patriots
  • Sunday, December 02nd, 8:20 PM ET (NBC): Chargers at Steelers
  • Monday, December 03rd, 8:15 PM ET (ESPN): Redskins at Eagles
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    The Chase for the Kolb
    Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 The Heavies (tboon) yz 10-2 2-1 (#1) 1632.82
    #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) x 8-4 0-3 (#1) 1497.90
    #3 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) yz 7-5 3-1 (#1) 1474.76
    #4 Tartans (Emmes) x 7-5 3-1 (#2) 1443.70
    #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) yz 6-6 1-2 (#2) 1518.80
    #6 Giants Among Men (Kush15) z* 6-6 1-2 (#1) 1405.64
    #7 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) yz* 6-6 2-2 (#2) 1467.88
    #8 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) yz 5-7 2-1 (#3) 1384.56
    #9 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) z 5-7 3-1 (#2) 1419.44
    #10 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) z 5-7 1-2 (#3) 1406.28
    #11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) yzo 4-8 1-2 (#3) 1396.90
    #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) yzo 3-9 1-2 (#3) 1275.68
    Regular Season Awards*
    Most total points ($25): The Heavies (1632.82)
    #1 Overall ($10): The Heavies
    Division Winner ($15): The Heavies
    Division Winner ($15): Yakapin Mo Ako
    Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
    Division Winner ($15): Giants Among Men
    Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4)
    *Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
    Results - Week 12
    138.98 #1 The Heavies (10-2) vs. #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-6) 121.68
    115.18 #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-4) vs. #5 Tartans (7-5) 125.14
    137.98 #4 I Have No Legs (7-5) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-9) 124.22
    132.00 #6 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-6) vs. #9 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (5-7) 122.32
    113.66 #7 Beware of the Phog (5-7) vs. #11 ChimChimCheRee (5-7) 122.44
    119.92 #8 Giants Among Men (6-6) vs. #10 Corn on the Cobb (4-8) 103.40
    Schedule - Week 13
      #1 The Heavies (10-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (4-8)
      #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-4) vs. #8 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (5-7)
      #3 I Have No Legs (7-5) vs. #4 Tartans (7-5)
      #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-6) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-9)
      #6 Giants Among Men (6-6) vs. #10 Beware of the Phog (5-7)
      #7 Karma's Astro Droids (6-6) vs. #9 ChimChimCheRee (5-7)

     

    Dynasty
    Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) y 8-4 2-2 (#1) 1589.02
    #2 Suicide Squad (Kush15) x 8-4 3-0 (#1) 1326.08
    #3 Garion's G-String (garion333) * 7-5 2-1 (#1) 1456.72
    #4 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 7-5 2-1 (#2) 1452.96
    #5 House Legion (LegionSB) z* 7-5 3-0 (#1) 1504.46
    #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) z* 6-6 2-1 (#2) 1507.56
    #7 Tartans (Emmes) yz 6-6 3-0 (#2) 1324.28
    #8 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) z 6-6 1-2 (#2) 1372.48
    #9 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) yzo 5-7 0-4 (#3) 1178.94
    #10 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) yz 5-7 2-2 (#3) 1427.90
    #11 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) yzo 4-8 0-3 (#3) 1227.46
    #12 Grenades (Chabuda) yzo 3-9 0-4 (#3) 1214.34
    Results - Week 12
    121.98 #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (8-4) vs. #10 Tartans (6-6) 124.94
    114.56 #2 Suicide Squad (8-4) vs. #12 Grenades (3-9) 112.04
    157.44 #3 Garion's G-String (7-5) vs. #9 Puffy Tacos (5-7) 112.54
    110.46 #4 House Legion (7-5) vs. #11 I Hate You Bees (4-8) 87.82
    97.24 #5 The Moldavian Massacre (7-5) vs. #6 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-6) 84.92
    114.08 #7 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-6) vs. #8 Los Gringos (5-7) 111.20
    Schedule - Week 13
      #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (8-4) vs. #9 Los Gringos (5-7)
      #2 Suicide Squad (8-4) vs. #4 The Moldavian Massacre (7-5)
      #3 Garion's G-String (7-5) vs. #8 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-6)
      #5 House Legion (7-5) vs. #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-6)
      #7 Tartans (6-6) vs. #11 I Hate You Bees (4-8)
      #10 Puffy Tacos (5-7) vs. #12 Grenades (3-9)

     

    Gonzo
    Standings
          Overall Division Points For
    #1 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) x 9-2 (#1) 597.50
    #2 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) x 8-3 1 (#2) 576.34
    #3 PIckle Rick (mmockus) y 8-3 (#1) 643.64
    #4 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) y 7-4 (#1) 643.34
    #5 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) z* 6-5 (#1) 529.68
    #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) yz* 5-6 3 (#2) 622.88
    #7 What what? (ukickmydog) z 5-6 1 (#2) 483.88
    #8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) yz 5-6 4 (#3) 547.28
    #9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) yz 4-7 4 (#3) 536.70
    #10 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) yz 4-7 3 (#2) 398.24
    #11 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) yzo 3-8 3 (#3) 472.30
    #12 Blooomp (Chabuda) yzo 2-9 5 (#3) 365.50
    Results - Week 12
    24.52 #1 Mahomies (8-3) vs. #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (5-6) 32.90
    73.54 #2 He's Having Fun Out There (9-2) vs. #8 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-7) 40.42
    63.06 #3 PIckle Rick (8-3) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (5-6) 60.18
    56.60 #4 The Sum of All Beers (7-4) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (6-5) 49.12
    61.28 #9 What what? (5-6) vs. #10 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-8) 29.52
    24.24 #11 G. O. A. T. (4-7) vs. #12 Blooomp (2-9) 23.10
    Schedule - Week 13
      #1 He's Having Fun Out There (9-2) vs. #2 Mahomies (8-3)
      #3 PIckle Rick (8-3) vs. #8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (5-6)
      #4 The Sum of All Beers (7-4) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (4-7)
      #5 Emerald Irelanders (6-5) vs. #7 What what? (5-6)
      #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (5-6) vs. #9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-7)
      #11 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-8) vs. #12 Blooomp (2-9)

     

    Legend:

    * - Would make playoffs if season ended now
    y - Clinched division
    z - Clinched round 1 bye
    x - Clinched wildcard
    y - Eliminated from division contention
    z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
    o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

    Is it almost playoffs already?

    My Gonzo team almost scored more points than Christian McCaffrey.

    I really hate not having waivers go through until Thursday when there are Thursday games...

    Survived losing Devonta Freeman and Cameron Meredith early, but just lost Collins and Sanders for the season... good thing I limped into a bye week.

    I should have kept my good luck Bortles charm

    Missed posting this on Tuesday/Wednesday but here are the results from week 13.

    The Chase for the Kolb
    103.26 #1 The Heavies (11-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (4-9) 90.36
    98.44 #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-5) vs. #8 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (6-7) 102.32
    105.68 #3 I Have No Legs (7-6) vs. #4 Tartans (8-5) 139.60
    103.46 #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-7) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (4-9) 118.10
    104.22 #6 Giants Among Men (6-7) vs. #10 Beware of the Phog (6-7) 139.30
    81.44 #7 Karma's Astro Droids (6-7) vs. #9 ChimChimCheRee (6-7) 119.72

     

    Dynasty
    148.92 #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (9-4) vs. #9 Los Gringos (5-8) 73.70
    121.16 #2 Suicide Squad (9-4) vs. #4 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 104.08
    124.28 #3 Garion's G-String (8-5) vs. #8 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-7) 92.82
    133.00 #5 House Legion (8-5) vs. #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-7) 129.24
    78.44 #7 Tartans (6-7) vs. #11 I Hate You Bees (5-8) 84.82
    104.60 #10 Puffy Tacos (6-7) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 89.16

     

    Gonzo
    65.64 #1 He's Having Fun Out There (10-2) vs. #2 Mahomies (8-4) 55.94
    49.16 #3 PIckle Rick (8-4) vs. #8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (6-6) 66.10
    47.72 #4 The Sum of All Beers (8-4) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (4-8) 31.82
    48.78 #5 Emerald Irelanders (7-5) vs. #7 What what? (5-7) 44.88
    57.50 #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (6-6) vs. #9 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-8) 46.70
    28.48 #11 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-9) vs. #12 Blooomp (3-9) 29.90