GWJFFL 2018: Week 12

Early games:
  • Thursday, November 22nd, 12:30 PM ET: Bears at Lions
  • Thursday, November 22nd, 4:30 PM ET: Redskins at Cowboys
  • Thursday, November 22nd, 8:20 PM ET: Falcons at Saints

Byes: Chiefs, Rams

 
The Chase for the Kolb
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Heavies (tboon) yz 9-2 1-1 (#1) 1493.84
#2 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) x 8-3 0-2 (#1) 1382.72
#3 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) y* 6-5 2-1 (#2) 1346.20
#4 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 6-5 2-1 (#1) 1336.78
#5 Tartans (Emmes) * 6-5 2-1 (#2) 1318.56
#6 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) z 5-6 1-2 (#2) 1386.80
#7 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) z* 5-6 1-1 (#1) 1292.62
#8 Giants Among Men (Kush15) z 5-6 1-2 (#2) 1285.72
#9 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) yz 5-6 2-1 (#3) 1262.24
#10 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) yz 4-7 1-2 (#3) 1293.50
#11 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) z 4-7 2-1 (#3) 1297.00
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) yzo 3-8 1-1 (#3) 1151.46
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): The Heavies (1493.84)
#1 Overall ($10): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): Yakapin Mo Ako
Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
Division Winner ($15): Beware of the Phog
Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 11
107.34 #1 The Heavies (9-2) vs. #9 Beware of the Phog (5-6) 132.52
108.46 #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-3) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-8) 87.10
113.04 #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-5) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (4-7) 135.92
94.70 #4 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (5-6) vs. #6 I Have No Legs (6-5) 157.22
128.28 #5 Tartans (6-5) vs. #7 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (5-6) 109.28
102.12 #8 ChimChimCheRee (4-7) vs. #10 Giants Among Men (5-6) 171.38
Schedule - Week 12
  #1 The Heavies (9-2) vs. #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-5)
  #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-3) vs. #5 Tartans (6-5)
  #4 I Have No Legs (6-5) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-8)
  #6 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (5-6) vs. #9 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (5-6)
  #7 Beware of the Phog (5-6) vs. #11 ChimChimCheRee (4-7)
  #8 Giants Among Men (5-6) vs. #10 Corn on the Cobb (4-7)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) y 8-3 2-1 (#1) 1467.04
#2 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 7-4 2-0 (#1) 1211.52
#3 Garion's G-String (garion333) * 6-5 1-1 (#1) 1299.28
#4 House Legion (LegionSB) * 6-5 3-0 (#1) 1394.00
#5 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 6-5 2-1 (#2) 1355.72
#6 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) * 6-5 1-2 (#2) 1287.56
#7 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) 5-6 1-1 (#2) 1393.48
#8 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 5-6 0-3 (#3) 1067.74
#9 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 5-6 2-1 (#3) 1315.36
#10 Tartans (Emmes) y 5-6 2-0 (#2) 1199.34
#11 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) yz 4-7 0-3 (#3) 1139.64
#12 Grenades (Chabuda) yzo 3-8 0-3 (#3) 1102.30
Results - Week 11
107.34 #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (8-3) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (4-7) 100.38
116.42 #2 Garion's G-String (6-5) vs. #4 Suicide Squad (7-4) 142.24
127.88 #3 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-5) vs. #11 Puffy Tacos (5-6) 143.58
105.72 #5 House Legion (6-5) vs. #6 Los Gringos (5-6) 36.50
82.74 #7 Tartans (5-6) vs. #9 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (5-6) 167.08
140.42 #8 The Moldavian Massacre (6-5) vs. #12 Grenades (3-8) 109.80
Schedule - Week 12
  #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (8-3) vs. #10 Tartans (5-6)
  #2 Suicide Squad (7-4) vs. #12 Grenades (3-8)
  #3 Garion's G-String (6-5) vs. #9 Puffy Tacos (5-6)
  #4 House Legion (6-5) vs. #11 I Hate You Bees (4-7)
  #5 The Moldavian Massacre (6-5) vs. #6 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-5)
  #7 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (5-6) vs. #8 Los Gringos (5-6)

 

Gonzo
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) x 8-2 (#2) 551.82
#2 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) x 8-2 (#1) 523.96
#3 PIckle Rick (mmockus) x 7-3 (#1) 580.58
#4 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) y 6-4 (#1) 586.74
#5 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) * 6-4 (#1) 480.56
#6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) * 5-5 2 (#2) 562.70
#7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) yz 4-6 4 (#3) 514.38
#8 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) yz 4-6 3 (#3) 496.28
#9 What what? (ukickmydog) z 4-6 2 (#2) 422.60
#10 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) yz 3-7 3 (#3) 442.78
#11 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) yz 3-7 3 (#2) 374.00
#12 Blooomp (Chabuda) yzo 2-8 4 (#3) 342.40
Results - Week 11
47.96 #1 Mahomies (8-2) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (5-5) 56.00
58.66 #2 He's Having Fun Out There (8-2) vs. #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (4-6) 47.04
78.34 #3 PIckle Rick (7-3) vs. #8 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-6) 47.64
70.44 #4 The Sum of All Beers (6-4) vs. #12 Blooomp (2-8) 30.40
59.60 #5 Emerald Irelanders (6-4) vs. #9 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-7) 40.10
51.82 #10 What what? (4-6) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (3-7) 30.72
Schedule - Week 12
  #1 Mahomies (8-2) vs. #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (4-6)
  #2 He's Having Fun Out There (8-2) vs. #8 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-6)
  #3 PIckle Rick (7-3) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (5-5)
  #4 The Sum of All Beers (6-4) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (6-4)
  #9 What what? (4-6) vs. #10 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-7)
  #11 G. O. A. T. (3-7) vs. #12 Blooomp (2-8)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Sorry for the late thread this week. Traveling.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Grumpicus wrote:

Sorry for the late thread this week. Traveling.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, Grump. Thanks as always for posting these.

The Chase for the Kolb
138.98 #1 The Heavies (10-2) vs. #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-6) 121.68
115.18 #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-4) vs. #5 Tartans (7-5) 125.14
137.98 #4 I Have No Legs (7-5) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-9) 124.22
132.00 #6 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (6-6) vs. #9 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (5-7) 122.32
113.66 #7 Beware of the Phog (5-7) vs. #11 ChimChimCheRee (5-7) 122.44
119.92 #8 Giants Among Men (6-6) vs. #10 Corn on the Cobb (4-8) 103.40

 

Dynasty
121.98 #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (8-4) vs. #10 Tartans (6-6) 124.94
114.56 #2 Suicide Squad (8-4) vs. #12 Grenades (3-9) 112.04
157.44 #3 Garion's G-String (7-5) vs. #9 Puffy Tacos (5-7) 112.54
110.46 #4 House Legion (7-5) vs. #11 I Hate You Bees (4-8) 87.82
97.24 #5 The Moldavian Massacre (7-5) vs. #6 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-6) 84.92
114.08 #7 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (6-6) vs. #8 Los Gringos (5-7) 111.20

 

Gonzo
24.52 #1 Mahomies (8-3) vs. #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (5-6) 32.90
73.54 #2 He's Having Fun Out There (9-2) vs. #8 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-7) 40.42
63.06 #3 PIckle Rick (8-3) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (5-6) 60.18
56.60 #4 The Sum of All Beers (7-4) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (6-5) 49.12
61.28 #9 What what? (5-6) vs. #10 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-8) 29.52
24.24 #11 G. O. A. T. (4-7) vs. #12 Blooomp (2-9) 23.10