GWJFFL 2018: Week 11

Early games:
  • Thursday, November 15th, 8:20 PM ET: Packers at Seahawks

Byes: Bills, Browns, Dolphins, Patriots, Jets, 49ers

 
The Chase for the Kolb
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Heavies (tboon) x 9-1 1-1 (#1) 1386.50
#2 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) * 7-3 0-2 (#1) 1274.26
#3 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) * 6-4 2-0 (#2) 1233.16
#4 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) * 5-5 1-1 (#2) 1292.10
#5 Tartans (Emmes) 5-5 1-1 (#3) 1190.28
#6 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 5-5 1-1 (#1) 1179.56
#7 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) 5-5 2-0 (#2) 1152.96
#8 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) * 4-6 2-0 (#1) 1194.88
#9 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 4-6 1-1 (#2) 1160.10
#10 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 4-6 0-2 (#3) 1114.34
#11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) yz 3-7 0-2 (#3) 1157.58
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) z 3-7 1-1 (#3) 1064.36
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): The Heavies (1386.50)
#1 Overall ($10): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): Yakapin Mo Ako
Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 10
131.44 #1 The Heavies (9-1) vs. #11 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-7) 99.34
165.62 #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (7-3) vs. #8 Giants Among Men (4-6) 129.40
106.10 #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-4) vs. #7 I Have No Legs (5-5) 118.92
113.46 #4 Tartans (5-5) vs. #12 Beware of the Phog (4-6) 114.56
152.90 #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (5-5) vs. #10 Corn on the Cobb (3-7) 103.82
124.90 #6 ChimChimCheRee (4-6) vs. #9 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (5-5) 132.06
Schedule - Week 11
  #1 The Heavies (9-1) vs. #9 Beware of the Phog (4-6)
  #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (7-3) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-7)
  #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-4) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (3-7)
  #4 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (5-5) vs. #6 I Have No Legs (5-5)
  #5 Tartans (5-5) vs. #7 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (5-5)
  #8 ChimChimCheRee (4-6) vs. #10 Giants Among Men (4-6)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) * 7-3 1-1 (#1) 1359.70
#2 Garion's G-String (garion333) * 6-4 1-1 (#1) 1182.86
#3 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) * 6-4 1-1 (#2) 1159.68
#4 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 6-4 2-0 (#1) 1069.28
#5 House Legion (LegionSB) * 5-5 2-0 (#1) 1288.28
#6 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) * 5-5 0-2 (#2) 1031.24
#7 Tartans (Emmes) 5-5 2-0 (#2) 1116.60
#8 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 5-5 1-1 (#2) 1215.30
#9 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) 4-6 1-1 (#3) 1226.40
#10 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 4-6 0-2 (#3) 1039.26
#11 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 4-6 1-1 (#3) 1171.78
#12 Grenades (Chabuda) 3-7 0-2 (#3) 992.50
Results - Week 10
101.94 #1 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-4) vs. #6 House Legion (5-5) 144.06
126.80 #2 Some Stuff and All the Things (7-3) vs. #3 Suicide Squad (6-4) 72.32
155.42 #4 Garion's G-String (6-4) vs. #7 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (4-6) 132.30
94.70 #5 The Moldavian Massacre (5-5) vs. #9 Tartans (5-5) 140.60
93.20 #8 Puffy Tacos (4-6) vs. #11 Los Gringos (5-5) 104.60
81.86 #10 I Hate You Bees (4-6) vs. #12 Grenades (3-7) 96.72
Schedule - Week 11
  #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (7-3) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (4-6)
  #2 Garion's G-String (6-4) vs. #4 Suicide Squad (6-4)
  #3 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-4) vs. #11 Puffy Tacos (4-6)
  #5 House Legion (5-5) vs. #6 Los Gringos (5-5)
  #7 Tartans (5-5) vs. #9 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (4-6)
  #8 The Moldavian Massacre (5-5) vs. #12 Grenades (3-7)

 

Gonzo
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) x 8-1 (#1) 503.86
#2 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) * 7-2 1 (#2) 465.30
#3 PIckle Rick (mmockus) * 6-3 (#1) 502.24
#4 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) * 5-4 (#1) 516.30
#5 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) * 5-4 (#1) 420.96
#6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) * 4-5 2 (#2) 506.70
#7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) y 4-5 4 (#3) 467.34
#8 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) 4-5 2 (#3) 448.64
#9 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) 3-6 2 (#2) 402.68
#10 What what? (ukickmydog) 3-6 2 (#3) 370.78
#11 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 3-6 2 (#2) 343.28
#12 Blooomp (Chabuda) z 2-7 3 (#3) 312.00
Results - Week 10
51.70 #1 Mahomies (8-1) vs. #3 PIckle Rick (6-3) 37.08
56.96 #2 He's Having Fun Out There (7-2) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (4-5) 56.92
32.66 #4 Emerald Irelanders (5-4) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (3-6) 42.50
62.40 #5 The Sum of All Beers (5-4) vs. #9 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-6) 56.80
31.26 #7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-5) vs. #8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (4-5) 73.42
53.90 #10 What what? (3-6) vs. #12 Blooomp (2-7) 65.30
Schedule - Week 11
  #1 Mahomies (8-1) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (4-5)
  #2 He's Having Fun Out There (7-2) vs. #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (4-5)
  #3 PIckle Rick (6-3) vs. #8 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-5)
  #4 The Sum of All Beers (5-4) vs. #12 Blooomp (2-7)
  #5 Emerald Irelanders (5-4) vs. #9 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-6)
  #10 What what? (3-6) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (3-6)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Year of the tboon!

I’m gonna take him down his week.

My season would be so different had I just gone with my gut and been a homer. I had the #2 pick, but wasted it on Le’veon Bell. So my first pick was essentially the second to last pick in the second round. I nearly took Kareem Hunt with my pick.

But like last season, where I started out slow, a weak division let me make the playoffs, and then. Got to the Championship game to get routed by Grumpicus. Now I’m 4-6, but tied with both teams in my division, and I’m finally getting points from my WRs. I like my chances.

This week, at Tboon and I were both projected for about 140 points. So I feel like I finally got my roster nailed down. But this is going to be a hard week to pull out a win. And Wentz’s terrible game today is also tanking Alshon Jefferies for me. I need Mahomes to find Kelce early and often tomorrow night.

Bad week for me. Stupid Wentz sucks. Almost everyone else played like garbage. I've had some lucky wins this year but this would be the luckiest were it to happen.

Well, due to the lackluster performance of Allen Robinson, my needs for Monday night a clear and a little more difficult.

Tboon's Heavies lead me by a daunting 54.64 points. The catch is, he's done scoring points, and I have 3 players left. This players are Pat Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and Robert Woods.

The over/under for the Monday Night game is 64 points, and I'm praying that it goes well over. Last week, those three netted 40.26. Two weeks ago they netted 63.2. Their average this season is 55.38 points each week. I think that pretty well sums up where I am in taking down the mighty Tboon.

Well, I squeaked by.

GG, Tboon.

Was it worth it?

Big picture? Sure. Chiefs still have the #1 seed. Knew that game was going to be a toss up.

Well that's a very enlightened viewpoint. Too bad I cannot even take solace in your misery of a Chiefs loss.

That was a great performance by Mahomes and Kelce. And, we got to watch a great game.

GG!

The Chase for the Kolb
107.34 #1 The Heavies (9-2) vs. #9 Beware of the Phog (5-6) 132.52
108.46 #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (8-3) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-8) 87.10
113.04 #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-5) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (4-7) 135.92
94.70 #4 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (5-6) vs. #6 I Have No Legs (6-5) 157.22
128.28 #5 Tartans (6-5) vs. #7 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (5-6) 109.28
102.12 #8 ChimChimCheRee (4-7) vs. #10 Giants Among Men (5-6) 171.38

 

Dynasty
107.34 #1 Some Stuff and All the Things (8-3) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (4-7) 100.38
116.42 #2 Garion's G-String (6-5) vs. #4 Suicide Squad (7-4) 142.24
127.88 #3 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-5) vs. #11 Puffy Tacos (5-6) 143.58
105.72 #5 House Legion (6-5) vs. #6 Los Gringos (5-6) 36.50
82.74 #7 Tartans (5-6) vs. #9 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (5-6) 167.08
140.42 #8 The Moldavian Massacre (6-5) vs. #12 Grenades (3-8) 109.80

 

Gonzo
47.96 #1 Mahomies (8-2) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (5-5) 56.00
58.66 #2 He's Having Fun Out There (8-2) vs. #7 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (4-6) 47.04
78.34 #3 PIckle Rick (7-3) vs. #8 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-6) 47.64
70.44 #4 The Sum of All Beers (6-4) vs. #12 Blooomp (2-8) 30.40
59.60 #5 Emerald Irelanders (6-4) vs. #9 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-7) 40.10
51.82 #10 What what? (4-6) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (3-7) 30.72