GWJFFL 2018: Week 10

Early games:
  • Thursday, November 08th, 8:20 PM ET: Panthers at Steelers

Byes: Ravens, Broncos, Texans, Vikings

 
The Chase for the Kolb
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Heavies (tboon) * 8-1 1-1 (#1) 1255.06
#2 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) * 6-3 0-2 (#1) 1108.64
#3 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) * 6-3 2-0 (#2) 1127.06
#4 Tartans (Emmes) * 5-4 1-1 (#2) 1076.82
#5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) 4-5 1-1 (#2) 1139.20
#6 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) * 4-5 2-0 (#1) 1069.98
#7 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 4-5 1-1 (#1) 1060.64
#8 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 4-5 0-2 (#2) 984.94
#9 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) 4-5 2-0 (#3) 1020.90
#10 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) y 3-6 0-2 (#3) 1053.86
#11 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 3-6 1-1 (#3) 965.02
#12 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 3-6 1-1 (#3) 1045.54
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): The Heavies (1255.06)
#1 Overall ($10): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): Yakapin Mo Ako
Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 9
144.02 #1 The Heavies (8-1) vs. #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (6-3) 126.76
106.80 #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-3) vs. #4 Tartans (5-4) 106.46
119.94 #5 I Have No Legs (4-5) vs. #9 ChimChimCheRee (4-5) 130.74
78.76 #6 Giants Among Men (4-5) vs. #8 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (4-5) 108.30
112.66 #7 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (4-5) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (3-6) 146.12
111.30 #10 Beware of the Phog (3-6) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-6) 114.20
Schedule - Week 10
  #1 The Heavies (8-1) vs. #11 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-6)
  #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (6-3) vs. #8 Giants Among Men (4-5)
  #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-3) vs. #7 I Have No Legs (4-5)
  #4 Tartans (5-4) vs. #12 Beware of the Phog (3-6)
  #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (4-5) vs. #10 Corn on the Cobb (3-6)
  #6 ChimChimCheRee (4-5) vs. #9 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (4-5)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) * 6-3 1-1 (#1) 1057.74
#2 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) * 6-3 1-1 (#1) 1233.00
#3 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 6-3 2-0 (#1) 996.96
#4 Garion's G-String (garion333) * 5-4 1-1 (#2) 1027.44
#5 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 5-4 1-1 (#2) 1120.60
#6 House Legion (LegionSB) * 4-5 2-0 (#1) 1144.22
#7 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) 4-5 1-1 (#2) 1094.10
#8 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 4-5 1-1 (#3) 1078.58
#9 Tartans (Emmes) 4-5 2-0 (#2) 976.00
#10 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 4-5 0-2 (#3) 957.40
#11 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 4-5 0-2 (#3) 926.64
#12 Grenades (Chabuda) 2-7 0-2 (#3) 895.78
Results - Week 9
71.92 #1 Suicide Squad (6-3) vs. #10 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (4-5) 102.66
105.94 #2 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-3) vs. #9 I Hate You Bees (4-5) 98.90
152.80 #3 Some Stuff and All the Things (6-3) vs. #6 Puffy Tacos (4-5) 128.62
120.80 #4 House Legion (4-5) vs. #5 The Moldavian Massacre (5-4) 134.54
121.54 #7 Garion's G-String (5-4) vs. #8 Tartans (4-5) 106.00
117.34 #11 Los Gringos (4-5) vs. #12 Grenades (2-7) 86.50
Schedule - Week 10
  #1 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-3) vs. #6 House Legion (4-5)
  #2 Some Stuff and All the Things (6-3) vs. #3 Suicide Squad (6-3)
  #4 Garion's G-String (5-4) vs. #7 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (4-5)
  #5 The Moldavian Massacre (5-4) vs. #9 Tartans (4-5)
  #8 Puffy Tacos (4-5) vs. #11 Los Gringos (4-5)
  #10 I Hate You Bees (4-5) vs. #12 Grenades (2-7)

 

Gonzo
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) * 7-1 (#1) 452.16
#2 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) * 6-2 1 (#2) 408.34
#3 PIckle Rick (mmockus) * 6-2 (#1) 465.16
#4 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) * 5-3 (#1) 388.30
#5 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) * 4-4 (#1) 453.90
#6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) * 4-4 2 (#2) 449.78
#7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) 4-4 2 (#3) 417.38
#8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) 3-5 4 (#3) 393.92
#9 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) 3-5 2 (#2) 345.88
#10 What what? (ukickmydog) 3-5 2 (#3) 316.88
#11 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 2-6 2 (#2) 300.78
#12 Blooomp (Chabuda) z 1-7 3 (#3) 246.70
Results - Week 9
38.88 #1 PIckle Rick (6-2) vs. #3 He's Having Fun Out There (6-2) 63.22
46.32 #2 Mahomies (7-1) vs. #6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-4) 35.94
26.78 #4 The Sum of All Beers (4-4) vs. #9 What what? (3-5) 32.46
46.52 #5 Emerald Irelanders (5-3) vs. #12 Blooomp (1-7) 16.20
62.90 #7 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (4-4) vs. #8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (3-5) 44.56
68.70 #10 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-5) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (2-6) 51.90
Schedule - Week 10
  #1 Mahomies (7-1) vs. #3 PIckle Rick (6-2)
  #2 He's Having Fun Out There (6-2) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (4-4)
  #4 Emerald Irelanders (5-3) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (2-6)
  #5 The Sum of All Beers (4-4) vs. #9 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-5)
  #7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-4) vs. #8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (3-5)
  #10 What what? (3-5) vs. #12 Blooomp (1-7)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

You can actually win without a quarterback in Gonzo. This must be what it's like to be Brian Billick.

Some day I'll learn to stop drafting Ingram.

Things are looking up for us, finally.

Except in Kolb. We're dead in the water.

How bout that Dez Bryant waiver wire pickup cost?

Football is truly a game of inches. I lost in Gonzo by 0.04 pt.

Admittedly, though, in Gonzo that's a pretty big margin.

The Chase for the Kolb
131.44 #1 The Heavies (9-1) vs. #11 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-7) 99.34
165.62 #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (7-3) vs. #8 Giants Among Men (4-6) 129.40
106.10 #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-4) vs. #7 I Have No Legs (5-5) 118.92
113.46 #4 Tartans (5-5) vs. #12 Beware of the Phog (4-6) 114.56
152.90 #5 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (5-5) vs. #10 Corn on the Cobb (3-7) 103.82
124.90 #6 ChimChimCheRee (4-6) vs. #9 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (5-5) 132.06

 

Dynasty
101.94 #1 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-4) vs. #6 House Legion (5-5) 144.06
126.80 #2 Some Stuff and All the Things (7-3) vs. #3 Suicide Squad (6-4) 72.32
155.42 #4 Garion's G-String (6-4) vs. #7 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (4-6) 132.30
94.70 #5 The Moldavian Massacre (5-5) vs. #9 Tartans (5-5) 140.60
93.20 #8 Puffy Tacos (4-6) vs. #11 Los Gringos (5-5) 104.60
81.86 #10 I Hate You Bees (4-6) vs. #12 Grenades (3-7) 96.72

 

Gonzo
51.70 #1 Mahomies (8-1) vs. #3 PIckle Rick (6-3) 37.08
56.96 #2 He's Having Fun Out There (7-2) vs. #6 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (4-5) 56.92
32.66 #4 Emerald Irelanders (5-4) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (3-6) 42.50
62.40 #5 The Sum of All Beers (5-4) vs. #9 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-6) 56.80
31.26 #7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-5) vs. #8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (4-5) 73.42
53.90 #10 What what? (3-6) vs. #12 Blooomp (2-7) 65.30