GWJFFL 2018: Week 9

Early games:
  • Thursday, November 01st, 8:20 PM ET: Raiders at 49ers

Byes: Cardinals, Bengals, Colts, Jaguars, Giants, Eagles

 
The Chase for the Kolb
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Heavies (tboon) * 7-1 1-1 (#1) 1111.04
#2 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) * 6-2 0-2 (#1) 981.88
#3 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) * 5-3 2-0 (#2) 1020.26
#4 Tartans (Emmes) * 5-3 1-1 (#2) 970.36
#5 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 4-4 1-1 (#1) 940.70
#6 Giants Among Men (Kush15) * 4-4 0-2 (#1) 906.18
#7 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) 4-4 2-0 (#3) 908.24
#8 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) 3-5 1-1 (#2) 1030.90
#9 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) 3-5 2-0 (#2) 939.24
#10 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 3-5 1-1 (#3) 934.24
#11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 2-6 0-2 (#3) 907.74
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 2-6 1-1 (#3) 850.82
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): The Heavies (1111.04)
#1 Overall ($10): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): Yakapin Mo Ako
Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
Division Winner ($15): Giants Among Men
Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 8
138.24 #1 The Heavies (7-1) vs. #3 Giants Among Men (4-4) 88.96
139.46 #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (6-2) vs. #7 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (3-5) 123.10
89.74 #4 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (4-4) vs. #10 I Have No Legs (4-4) 118.60
141.86 #5 Karma's Astro Droids (5-3) vs. #9 Beware of the Phog (3-5) 132.02
127.96 #6 Tartans (5-3) vs. #11 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-6) 97.30
116.80 #8 ChimChimCheRee (3-5) vs. #12 Corn on the Cobb (2-6) 146.06
Schedule - Week 9
  #1 The Heavies (7-1) vs. #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (6-2)
  #3 Karma's Astro Droids (5-3) vs. #4 Tartans (5-3)
  #5 I Have No Legs (4-4) vs. #9 ChimChimCheRee (3-5)
  #6 Giants Among Men (4-4) vs. #8 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (3-5)
  #7 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (4-4) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (2-6)
  #10 Beware of the Phog (3-5) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-6)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 6-2 2-0 (#1) 925.04
#2 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) * 5-3 1-1 (#1) 951.80
#3 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) * 5-3 1-1 (#1) 1080.20
#4 House Legion (LegionSB) * 4-4 2-0 (#1) 1023.42
#5 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 4-4 1-1 (#2) 986.06
#6 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) * 4-4 1-1 (#2) 949.96
#7 Garion's G-String (garion333) 4-4 1-1 (#3) 905.90
#8 Tartans (Emmes) 4-4 2-0 (#2) 870.00
#9 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 4-4 0-2 (#3) 858.50
#10 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) 3-5 1-1 (#2) 991.44
#11 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 3-5 0-2 (#3) 809.30
#12 Grenades (Chabuda) 2-6 0-2 (#3) 809.28
Results - Week 8
145.82 #1 Suicide Squad (6-2) vs. #5 Puffy Tacos (4-4) 135.76
147.24 #2 Some Stuff and All the Things (5-3) vs. #7 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (3-5) 115.66
94.50 #3 The Moldavian Massacre (4-4) vs. #9 Garion's G-String (4-4) 126.40
127.46 #4 Straight Outta Coughlin (5-3) vs. #12 Grenades (2-6) 103.70
67.08 #6 Tartans (4-4) vs. #8 House Legion (4-4) 156.02
110.50 #10 I Hate You Bees (4-4) vs. #11 Los Gringos (3-5) 82.06
Schedule - Week 9
  #1 Suicide Squad (6-2) vs. #10 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (3-5)
  #2 Straight Outta Coughlin (5-3) vs. #9 I Hate You Bees (4-4)
  #3 Some Stuff and All the Things (5-3) vs. #6 Puffy Tacos (4-4)
  #4 House Legion (4-4) vs. #5 The Moldavian Massacre (4-4)
  #7 Garion's G-String (4-4) vs. #8 Tartans (4-4)
  #11 Los Gringos (3-5) vs. #12 Grenades (2-6)

 

Gonzo
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 PIckle Rick (mmockus) * 6-1 (#1) 426.28
#2 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) * 6-1 (#1) 405.84
#3 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) * 5-2 1 (#2) 345.12
#4 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) * 4-3 (#1) 427.12
#5 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) * 4-3 (#1) 341.78
#6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) * 4-3 2 (#2) 381.44
#7 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) 3-4 3 (#3) 386.88
#8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) 3-4 3 (#3) 349.36
#9 What what? (ukickmydog) 2-5 2 (#3) 284.42
#10 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) 2-5 2 (#2) 277.18
#11 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 2-5 2 (#2) 248.88
#12 Blooomp (Chabuda) 1-6 3 (#3) 230.50
Results - Week 8
39.80 #1 PIckle Rick (6-1) vs. #4 The Sum of All Beers (4-3) 71.18
57.30 #2 Mahomies (6-1) vs. #7 Emerald Irelanders (4-3) 68.76
54.10 #3 He's Having Fun Out There (5-2) vs. #9 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-5) 25.80
64.88 #5 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-3) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (2-5) 36.10
36.02 #6 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (3-4) vs. #11 What what? (2-5) 60.22
50.66 #8 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (3-4) vs. #12 Blooomp (1-6) 39.20
Schedule - Week 9
  #1 PIckle Rick (6-1) vs. #3 He's Having Fun Out There (5-2)
  #2 Mahomies (6-1) vs. #6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-3)
  #4 The Sum of All Beers (4-3) vs. #9 What what? (2-5)
  #5 Emerald Irelanders (4-3) vs. #12 Blooomp (1-6)
  #7 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (3-4) vs. #8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (3-4)
  #10 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-5) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (2-5)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Second highest scoring team in Kolb.

Why the f*ck do I still play this game?

*Legion* wrote:

Second highest scoring team in Kolb.

Why the f*ck do I still play this game?

On the plus side, no one on the rest of your schedule has a winning record.

That week you don't check that noon injury report...

Man, my pro team is dying. In 2nd right now, but don't like the direction it is headed with injuries and such. On the other hand, my dynasty team is looking great.

Anyone want to trade? Trade deadline is a week away. In dynasty, I'm making a push for this year and have some nice future pieces I could trade.

Depends on what kind of future pieces you have on offer

The Chase for the Kolb
144.02 #1 The Heavies (8-1) vs. #2 Yakapin Mo Ako (6-3) 126.76
106.80 #3 Karma's Astro Droids (6-3) vs. #4 Tartans (5-4) 106.46
119.94 #5 I Have No Legs (4-5) vs. #9 ChimChimCheRee (4-5) 130.74
78.76 #6 Giants Among Men (4-5) vs. #8 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (4-5) 108.30
112.66 #7 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (4-5) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (3-6) 146.12
111.30 #10 Beware of the Phog (3-6) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (3-6) 114.20

 

Dynasty
71.92 #1 Suicide Squad (6-3) vs. #10 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (4-5) 102.66
105.94 #2 Straight Outta Coughlin (6-3) vs. #9 I Hate You Bees (4-5) 98.90
152.80 #3 Some Stuff and All the Things (6-3) vs. #6 Puffy Tacos (4-5) 128.62
120.80 #4 House Legion (4-5) vs. #5 The Moldavian Massacre (5-4) 134.54
121.54 #7 Garion's G-String (5-4) vs. #8 Tartans (4-5) 106.00
117.34 #11 Los Gringos (4-5) vs. #12 Grenades (2-7) 86.50

 

Gonzo
38.88 #1 PIckle Rick (6-2) vs. #3 He's Having Fun Out There (6-2) 63.22
46.32 #2 Mahomies (7-1) vs. #6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (4-4) 35.94
26.78 #4 The Sum of All Beers (4-4) vs. #9 What what? (3-5) 32.46
46.52 #5 Emerald Irelanders (5-3) vs. #12 Blooomp (1-7) 16.20
62.90 #7 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (4-4) vs. #8 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (3-5) 44.56
68.70 #10 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (3-5) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (2-6) 51.90

 

*Legion* wrote:

Depends on what kind of future pieces you have on offer :)

No one is off limits, though it would need to be for a player that upgrades my starting lineup this year. The only ones I see on your team that would include would be Mahomes, Gurley, and McCaffrey so unless you want to include one of them...