GWJFFL 2018: Week 6

Early games:
  • Thursday, October 11th, 8:20 PM ET: Eagles at Giants

Byes: Lions, Saints

 
The Chase for the Kolb
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Heavies (tboon) * 4-1 1-1 (#2) 700.78
#2 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) * 4-1 2-0 (#1) 593.18
#3 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) * 4-1 2-0 (#1) 676.84
#4 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 3-2 1-1 (#1) 641.58
#5 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) * 3-2 0-2 (#2) 609.14
#6 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) * 3-2 2-0 (#1) 614.34
#7 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) 2-3 1-1 (#2) 657.58
#8 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 2-3 0-2 (#2) 571.56
#9 Tartans (Emmes) 2-3 1-1 (#3) 576.22
#10 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 1-4 1-1 (#3) 559.82
#11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 1-4 0-2 (#3) 543.44
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 1-4 1-1 (#3) 539.24
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): The Heavies (700.78)
#1 Overall ($10): The Heavies
Division Winner ($15): Grumpy Oldman's Depends
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Astro Droids
Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 5
115.00 #1 Karma's Astro Droids (4-1) vs. #3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (4-1) 115.68
150.90 #2 The Heavies (4-1) vs. #7 Tartans (2-3) 126.68
105.84 #4 I Have No Legs (3-2) vs. #6 Giants Among Men (2-3) 91.74
108.90 #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (3-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-4) 107.60
148.52 #8 ChimChimCheRee (3-2) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-4) 94.62
164.10 #9 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (2-3) vs. #10 Beware of the Phog (1-4) 113.12
Schedule - Week 6
  #1 The Heavies (4-1) vs. #6 ChimChimCheRee (3-2)
  #2 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (4-1) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-4)
  #3 Karma's Astro Droids (4-1) vs. #8 Giants Among Men (2-3)
  #4 I Have No Legs (3-2) vs. #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (3-2)
  #7 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (2-3) vs. #9 Tartans (2-3)
  #10 Beware of the Phog (1-4) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-4)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 5-0 2-0 (#1) 618.50
#2 Tartans (Emmes) * 4-1 2-0 (#1) 608.76
#3 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) * 3-2 1-1 (#2) 672.30
#4 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) * 3-2 1-1 (#1) 618.76
#5 Garion's G-String (garion333) * 3-2 1-1 (#2) 591.78
#6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) 2-3 1-1 (#2) 645.02
#7 House Legion (LegionSB) * 2-3 2-0 (#1) 632.90
#8 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 2-3 1-1 (#2) 616.00
#9 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 2-3 1-1 (#3) 590.64
#10 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 2-3 0-2 (#3) 508.38
#11 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 1-4 0-2 (#3) 491.36
#12 Grenades (Chabuda) 1-4 0-2 (#3) 486.58
Results - Week 5
130.46 #1 Suicide Squad (5-0) vs. #7 House Legion (2-3) 115.02
99.30 #2 Puffy Tacos (3-2) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (2-3) 102.38
79.34 #3 Garion's G-String (3-2) vs. #6 Some Stuff and All the Things (3-2) 136.68
136.00 #4 Tartans (4-1) vs. #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (2-3) 104.30
93.04 #5 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-3) vs. #11 Grenades (1-4) 103.80
107.90 #8 The Moldavian Massacre (2-3) vs. #12 Los Gringos (1-4) 115.34
Schedule - Week 6
  #1 Suicide Squad (5-0) vs. #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (2-3)
  #2 Tartans (4-1) vs. #11 Los Gringos (1-4)
  #3 Some Stuff and All the Things (3-2) vs. #7 House Legion (2-3)
  #4 Puffy Tacos (3-2) vs. #8 The Moldavian Massacre (2-3)
  #5 Garion's G-String (3-2) vs. #12 Grenades (1-4)
  #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-3) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (2-3)

 

Gonzo
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 PIckle Rick (mmockus) * 4-0 (#1) 250.82
#2 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) * 4-0 (#1) 242.30
#3 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) * 4-0 (#2) 220.86
#4 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) 2-2 2 (#2) 264.20
#5 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) * 2-2 (#2) 201.22
#6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) 2-2 2 (#3) 197.08
#7 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) * 2-2 (#1) 181.88
#8 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) 1-3 (#3) 202.26
#9 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) 1-3 3 (#3) 165.94
#10 Blooomp (Chabuda) * 1-3 (#1) 130.80
#11 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 1-3 (#2) 133.50
#12 What what? (ukickmydog) 0-4 2 (#3) 140.54
Results - Week 5
68.84 #1 PIckle Rick (4-0) vs. #12 What what? (0-4) 32.42
70.56 #2 Mahomies (4-0) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (1-3) 38.80
57.22 #3 He's Having Fun Out There (4-0) vs. #6 The Sum of All Beers (1-3) 39.62
43.46 #4 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (2-2) vs. #8 Emerald Irelanders (2-2) 68.16
34.58 #5 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-2) vs. #7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (2-2) 38.64
26.40 #9 Blooomp (1-3) vs. #11 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (1-3) 34.94
Schedule - Week 6
  #1 PIckle Rick (4-0) vs. #10 Blooomp (1-3)
  #2 Mahomies (4-0) vs. #12 What what? (0-4)
  #3 He's Having Fun Out There (4-0) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (2-2)
  #4 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (2-2) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (1-3)
  #6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (2-2) vs. #8 The Sum of All Beers (1-3)
  #7 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-2) vs. #9 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (1-3)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Observation: oldmanscene24 is top 6 in all 3 leagues but only "Would make playoffs if season ended now" in one.

Ugh. 3rd in points in both Kolb and Dynasty, 2-3 and 7th ranked in both leagues.

Fournette is killing me in Kolb. And not just because he hasn't been playing, but because he's been almost playing and then not and my roster has been f-ed up because of that. It's my fault for not being on top of the roster come Sundays, but I'm busy so whatevs. It doesn't help I took Henry in the 4th round who has ridden the bench all season.

Dynasty I'm doing okay, but could've done better last week if I had realized Mixon was back. Oops

Grumpicus wrote:

Observation: oldmanscene24 is top 6 in all 3 leagues but only "Would make playoffs if season ended now" in one.

Not surprising. My luck stat for Kolb (the one where I would make the playoffs) is +136. Dynasty is -128 and Gonzo is -146.

Luck: The reason I think I only want to play best ball anymore.

I just won in Gonzo this week despite Brees and my only reliable WR on byes. And I didn’t have a backup QB, and so many of my WRs were on byes that I was short a WR, too.

But Todd Gurley won it pretty much on his own. Sorry, but even at 5-0-1, this has been a terrible format. Love the idea, and look forward to another go next year, but this feels mostly like scratching lottery tickets.

Kolb is killing me primarily because I had the second pick in the draft, which I used on Le’veon Bell. It means that, so far, the best pick I have playing was the 2nd to last pick in the 2nd round.

I was so close to picking Kareem Hunt because I’m a homer. But I was too smart for that!

The only upside to Gonzo is that if you're in a position like me there's a lot less week-to-week maintenance involved.

I got my ass swept this week.

One of those weeks where only one skill player gets a TD. Hope this is not a trend!

My Gonzo team scored more than my Dynasty team. Ouch.

karmajay wrote:

One of those weeks where only one skill player gets a TD. Hope this is not a trend!

I do.

The Chase for the Kolb
158.52 #1 The Heavies (5-1) vs. #6 ChimChimCheRee (3-3) 98.62
116.50 #2 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (4-2) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-4) 123.18
94.66 #3 Karma's Astro Droids (4-2) vs. #8 Giants Among Men (3-3) 146.02
92.64 #4 I Have No Legs (3-3) vs. #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (4-2) 101.30
130.34 #7 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (2-4) vs. #9 Tartans (3-3) 134.50
131.98 #10 Beware of the Phog (2-4) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-5) 117.38

 

Dynasty
83.08 #1 Suicide Squad (5-1) vs. #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (3-3) 91.74
128.46 #2 Tartans (4-2) vs. #11 Los Gringos (2-4) 145.90
137.66 #3 Some Stuff and All the Things (4-2) vs. #7 House Legion (2-4) 118.78
100.58 #4 Puffy Tacos (3-3) vs. #8 The Moldavian Massacre (3-3) 119.06
79.94 #5 Garion's G-String (3-3) vs. #12 Grenades (2-4) 113.30
127.02 #6 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (3-3) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (2-4) 120.00

 

Gonzo
74.60 #1 PIckle Rick (5-0) vs. #10 Blooomp (1-4) 32.20
52.60 #2 Mahomies (5-0) vs. #12 What what? (0-5) 42.16
28.82 #3 He's Having Fun Out There (4-1) vs. #5 Emerald Irelanders (3-2) 39.56
32.24 #4 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (2-3) vs. #11 G. O. A. T. (2-3) 34.98
61.50 #6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (2-3) vs. #8 The Sum of All Beers (2-3) 109.96
31.40 #7 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-3) vs. #9 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (2-3) 92.40