GWJFFL 2018: Week 5

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Early games:
  • Thursday, October 04th, 8:20 PM ET: Colts at Patriots

Byes: Bears, Buccaneers

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2018/REG5
 
The Chase for the Kolb
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) * 4-0 2-0 (#1) 561.84
#2 The Heavies (tboon) * 3-1 1-1 (#2) 549.88
#3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) * 3-1 2-0 (#1) 477.50
#4 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 2-2 1-1 (#1) 535.74
#5 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) 2-2 0-2 (#3) 500.24
#6 Giants Among Men (Kush15) * 2-2 0-2 (#2) 479.82
#7 Tartans (Emmes) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 449.54
#8 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) * 2-2 2-0 (#1) 465.82
#9 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) 1-3 1-1 (#2) 493.48
#10 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 1-3 1-1 (#3) 446.70
#11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 435.84
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 1-3 1-1 (#3) 444.62
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Karma's Astro Droids (561.84)
#1 Overall ($10): Karma's Astro Droids
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Astro Droids
Division Winner ($15): Grumpy Oldman's Depends
Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4) new!
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 4
151.76 #1 Karma's Astro Droids (4-0) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-3) 111.78
103.72 #2 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (3-1) vs. #9 Giants Among Men (2-2) 134.96
192.82 #3 The Heavies (3-1) vs. #7 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (1-3) 131.68
114.20 #4 ChimChimCheRee (2-2) vs. #10 Tartans (2-2) 114.90
128.56 #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (2-2) vs. #8 Beware of the Phog (1-3) 91.86
173.50 #6 I Have No Legs (2-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-3) 122.00
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 Karma's Astro Droids (4-0) vs. #3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (3-1)
  #2 The Heavies (3-1) vs. #7 Tartans (2-2)
  #4 I Have No Legs (2-2) vs. #6 Giants Among Men (2-2)
  #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (2-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-3)
  #8 ChimChimCheRee (2-2) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-3)
  #9 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (1-3) vs. #10 Beware of the Phog (1-3)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 4-0 2-0 (#1) 488.04
#2 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) * 3-1 1-1 (#1) 519.46
#3 Garion's G-String (garion333) * 3-1 1-1 (#2) 512.44
#4 Tartans (Emmes) * 3-1 2-0 (#1) 472.76
#5 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) * 2-2 1-1 (#2) 551.98
#6 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 535.62
#7 House Legion (LegionSB) * 2-2 2-0 (#1) 517.88
#8 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 508.10
#9 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 2-2 1-1 (#3) 486.34
#10 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 406.00
#11 Grenades (Chabuda) 0-4 0-2 (#3) 382.78
#12 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 0-4 0-2 (#3) 376.02
Results - Week 4
117.40 #1 Suicide Squad (4-0) vs. #2 Tartans (3-1) 104.36
95.58 #3 The Moldavian Massacre (2-2) vs. #12 I Hate You Bees (1-3) 134.02
150.58 #4 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-2) vs. #5 Puffy Tacos (3-1) 164.30
129.86 #6 House Legion (2-2) vs. #7 Garion's G-String (3-1) 171.10
146.66 #8 Some Stuff and All the Things (2-2) vs. #11 Grenades (0-4) 99.40
140.86 #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (2-2) vs. #10 Los Gringos (0-4) 81.96
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 Suicide Squad (4-0) vs. #7 House Legion (2-2)
  #2 Puffy Tacos (3-1) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (1-3)
  #3 Garion's G-String (3-1) vs. #6 Some Stuff and All the Things (2-2)
  #4 Tartans (3-1) vs. #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (2-2)
  #5 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-2) vs. #11 Grenades (0-4)
  #8 The Moldavian Massacre (2-2) vs. #12 Los Gringos (0-4)

 

Gonzo
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 PIckle Rick (mmockus) * 3-0 (#1) 181.98
#2 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) * 3-0 (#1) 171.74
#3 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) * 3-0 (#2) 163.64
#4 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) * 2-1 1 (#2) 220.74
#5 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) * 2-1 (#1) 147.30
#6 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) 1-2 (#3) 162.64
#7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) 1-2 2 (#3) 158.44
#8 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) 1-2 1 (#2) 133.06
#9 Blooomp (Chabuda) * 1-2 (#1) 104.40
#10 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 1-2 (#2) 94.70
#11 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) 0-3 3 (#3) 131.00
#12 What what? (ukickmydog) 0-3 2 (#3) 108.12
Results - Week 4
59.76 #1 PIckle Rick (3-0) vs. #4 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-1) 46.46
52.74 #2 Mahomies (3-0) vs. #7 Blooomp (1-2) 30.80
60.40 #3 He's Having Fun Out There (3-0) vs. #8 G. O. A. T. (1-2) 45.68
80.94 #5 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (2-1) vs. #10 What what? (0-3) 27.36
40.62 #6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (1-2) vs. #11 Emerald Irelanders (1-2) 53.14
38.00 #9 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (0-3) vs. #12 The Sum of All Beers (1-2) 83.14
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 PIckle Rick (3-0) vs. #12 What what? (0-3)
  #2 Mahomies (3-0) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (1-2)
  #3 He's Having Fun Out There (3-0) vs. #6 The Sum of All Beers (1-2)
  #4 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (2-1) vs. #8 Emerald Irelanders (1-2)
  #5 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-1) vs. #7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (1-2)
  #9 Blooomp (1-2) vs. #11 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (0-3)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

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garion333
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Leonard Fournette is killing me in Kolb. I KNEW I should've benched him last week and put Michel in, but allllllll the projections told me to keep him in. Stupid hammy.

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How did I live before digital distribution of old, cheap games?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

You did live before digital distribution of old, cheap games. Now you just play games.

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tboon
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garion333 wrote:

Leonard Fournette is killing me in Kolb. I KNEW I should've benched him last week and put Michel in, but allllllll the projections told me to keep him in. Stupid hammy.

I had/have the same problem in another league. Wasted a great day by Luck too. Fournette has been a bust so far and I have really been scrambling to find a backup plan (my original backup plan was having Devonta Freeman but he's been hurt a lot as well). This is a 14-person league so there are no third options for RB1 or 2 unless you get lucky.

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Kush15
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11. Thou shall not complain about thy Madden rating.

Fournette is getting the Madden curse without being on the cover.

garion333 wrote:

but I just couldn't say no to the Johnsons.

Honey Badger don't give a sh*t.

tboon
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Did he complain about his Madden rating? That's stuff they should put in the damn pre-season fantasy draft write ups! HAd I known that I wouldn't have touched Fournette with a ten meter cattle prod.

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*Legion*
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tboon wrote:

Did he complain about his Madden rating?

Not really, he was joking.

GWJFFL Trophy Case:
Dynasty: 2012, 2013
Pro: 2013

"The golden shower threw me off." -- garion333

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tboon
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*Legion* wrote:
tboon wrote:

Did he complain about his Madden rating?

Not really, he was joking.

Still, you don't f*ck with the curse.

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karmajay
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That's some straight up bs

Pro is five years old. Karmajay has won it thrice, including back-to-back as of today. Does that qualify as a dynasty? -- Grumpicus

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Grumpicus
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I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take...
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The Chase for the Kolb
115.00 #1 Karma's Astro Droids (4-1) vs. #3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (4-1) 115.68
150.90 #2 The Heavies (4-1) vs. #7 Tartans (2-3) 126.68
105.84 #4 I Have No Legs (3-2) vs. #6 Giants Among Men (2-3) 91.74
108.90 #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (3-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-4) 107.60
148.52 #8 ChimChimCheRee (3-2) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-4) 94.62
164.10 #9 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (2-3) vs. #10 Beware of the Phog (1-4) 113.12

 

Dynasty
130.46 #1 Suicide Squad (5-0) vs. #7 House Legion (2-3) 115.02
99.30 #2 Puffy Tacos (3-2) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (2-3) 102.38
79.34 #3 Garion's G-String (3-2) vs. #6 Some Stuff and All the Things (3-2) 136.68
136.00 #4 Tartans (4-1) vs. #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (2-3) 104.30
93.04 #5 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-3) vs. #11 Grenades (1-4) 103.80
107.90 #8 The Moldavian Massacre (2-3) vs. #12 Los Gringos (1-4) 115.34

 

Gonzo
68.84 #1 PIckle Rick (4-0) vs. #12 What what? (0-4) 32.42
70.56 #2 Mahomies (4-0) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (1-3) 38.80
57.22 #3 He's Having Fun Out There (4-0) vs. #6 The Sum of All Beers (1-3) 39.62
43.46 #4 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (2-2) vs. #8 Emerald Irelanders (2-2) 68.16
34.58 #5 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-2) vs. #7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (2-2) 38.64
26.40 #9 Blooomp (1-3) vs. #11 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (1-3) 34.94

 

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Grumpicus
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