GWJFFL 2018: Week 5

Early games:
  • Thursday, October 04th, 8:20 PM ET: Colts at Patriots

Byes: Bears, Buccaneers

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2018/REG5
 
The Chase for the Kolb
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) * 4-0 2-0 (#1) 561.84
#2 The Heavies (tboon) * 3-1 1-1 (#2) 549.88
#3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) * 3-1 2-0 (#1) 477.50
#4 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 2-2 1-1 (#1) 535.74
#5 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) 2-2 0-2 (#3) 500.24
#6 Giants Among Men (Kush15) * 2-2 0-2 (#2) 479.82
#7 Tartans (Emmes) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 449.54
#8 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) * 2-2 2-0 (#1) 465.82
#9 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) 1-3 1-1 (#2) 493.48
#10 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 1-3 1-1 (#3) 446.70
#11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 435.84
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 1-3 1-1 (#3) 444.62
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Karma's Astro Droids (561.84)
#1 Overall ($10): Karma's Astro Droids
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Astro Droids
Division Winner ($15): Grumpy Oldman's Depends
Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (192.82 in week 4) new!
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 4
151.76 #1 Karma's Astro Droids (4-0) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-3) 111.78
103.72 #2 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (3-1) vs. #9 Giants Among Men (2-2) 134.96
192.82 #3 The Heavies (3-1) vs. #7 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (1-3) 131.68
114.20 #4 ChimChimCheRee (2-2) vs. #10 Tartans (2-2) 114.90
128.56 #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (2-2) vs. #8 Beware of the Phog (1-3) 91.86
173.50 #6 I Have No Legs (2-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-3) 122.00
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 Karma's Astro Droids (4-0) vs. #3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (3-1)
  #2 The Heavies (3-1) vs. #7 Tartans (2-2)
  #4 I Have No Legs (2-2) vs. #6 Giants Among Men (2-2)
  #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (2-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-3)
  #8 ChimChimCheRee (2-2) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-3)
  #9 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (1-3) vs. #10 Beware of the Phog (1-3)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 4-0 2-0 (#1) 488.04
#2 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) * 3-1 1-1 (#1) 519.46
#3 Garion's G-String (garion333) * 3-1 1-1 (#2) 512.44
#4 Tartans (Emmes) * 3-1 2-0 (#1) 472.76
#5 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) * 2-2 1-1 (#2) 551.98
#6 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 535.62
#7 House Legion (LegionSB) * 2-2 2-0 (#1) 517.88
#8 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 508.10
#9 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 2-2 1-1 (#3) 486.34
#10 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 406.00
#11 Grenades (Chabuda) 0-4 0-2 (#3) 382.78
#12 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 0-4 0-2 (#3) 376.02
Results - Week 4
117.40 #1 Suicide Squad (4-0) vs. #2 Tartans (3-1) 104.36
95.58 #3 The Moldavian Massacre (2-2) vs. #12 I Hate You Bees (1-3) 134.02
150.58 #4 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-2) vs. #5 Puffy Tacos (3-1) 164.30
129.86 #6 House Legion (2-2) vs. #7 Garion's G-String (3-1) 171.10
146.66 #8 Some Stuff and All the Things (2-2) vs. #11 Grenades (0-4) 99.40
140.86 #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (2-2) vs. #10 Los Gringos (0-4) 81.96
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 Suicide Squad (4-0) vs. #7 House Legion (2-2)
  #2 Puffy Tacos (3-1) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (1-3)
  #3 Garion's G-String (3-1) vs. #6 Some Stuff and All the Things (2-2)
  #4 Tartans (3-1) vs. #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (2-2)
  #5 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-2) vs. #11 Grenades (0-4)
  #8 The Moldavian Massacre (2-2) vs. #12 Los Gringos (0-4)

 

Gonzo
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 PIckle Rick (mmockus) * 3-0 (#1) 181.98
#2 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) * 3-0 (#1) 171.74
#3 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) * 3-0 (#2) 163.64
#4 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) * 2-1 1 (#2) 220.74
#5 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) * 2-1 (#1) 147.30
#6 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) 1-2 (#3) 162.64
#7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) 1-2 2 (#3) 158.44
#8 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) 1-2 1 (#2) 133.06
#9 Blooomp (Chabuda) * 1-2 (#1) 104.40
#10 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 1-2 (#2) 94.70
#11 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) 0-3 3 (#3) 131.00
#12 What what? (ukickmydog) 0-3 2 (#3) 108.12
Results - Week 4
59.76 #1 PIckle Rick (3-0) vs. #4 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-1) 46.46
52.74 #2 Mahomies (3-0) vs. #7 Blooomp (1-2) 30.80
60.40 #3 He's Having Fun Out There (3-0) vs. #8 G. O. A. T. (1-2) 45.68
80.94 #5 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (2-1) vs. #10 What what? (0-3) 27.36
40.62 #6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (1-2) vs. #11 Emerald Irelanders (1-2) 53.14
38.00 #9 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (0-3) vs. #12 The Sum of All Beers (1-2) 83.14
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 PIckle Rick (3-0) vs. #12 What what? (0-3)
  #2 Mahomies (3-0) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (1-2)
  #3 He's Having Fun Out There (3-0) vs. #6 The Sum of All Beers (1-2)
  #4 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (2-1) vs. #8 Emerald Irelanders (1-2)
  #5 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-1) vs. #7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (1-2)
  #9 Blooomp (1-2) vs. #11 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (0-3)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Leonard Fournette is killing me in Kolb. I KNEW I should've benched him last week and put Michel in, but allllllll the projections told me to keep him in. Stupid hammy.

garion333 wrote:

Leonard Fournette is killing me in Kolb. I KNEW I should've benched him last week and put Michel in, but allllllll the projections told me to keep him in. Stupid hammy.

I had/have the same problem in another league. Wasted a great day by Luck too. Fournette has been a bust so far and I have really been scrambling to find a backup plan (my original backup plan was having Devonta Freeman but he's been hurt a lot as well). This is a 14-person league so there are no third options for RB1 or 2 unless you get lucky.

11. Thou shall not complain about thy Madden rating.

Fournette is getting the Madden curse without being on the cover.

Did he complain about his Madden rating? That's stuff they should put in the damn pre-season fantasy draft write ups! HAd I known that I wouldn't have touched Fournette with a ten meter cattle prod.

tboon wrote:

Did he complain about his Madden rating?

Not really, he was joking.

*Legion* wrote:
tboon wrote:

Did he complain about his Madden rating?

Not really, he was joking.

Still, you don't f*ck with the curse.

That's some straight up bs

The Chase for the Kolb
115.00 #1 Karma's Astro Droids (4-1) vs. #3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (4-1) 115.68
150.90 #2 The Heavies (4-1) vs. #7 Tartans (2-3) 126.68
105.84 #4 I Have No Legs (3-2) vs. #6 Giants Among Men (2-3) 91.74
108.90 #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (3-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-4) 107.60
148.52 #8 ChimChimCheRee (3-2) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-4) 94.62
164.10 #9 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (2-3) vs. #10 Beware of the Phog (1-4) 113.12

 

Dynasty
130.46 #1 Suicide Squad (5-0) vs. #7 House Legion (2-3) 115.02
99.30 #2 Puffy Tacos (3-2) vs. #10 I Hate You Bees (2-3) 102.38
79.34 #3 Garion's G-String (3-2) vs. #6 Some Stuff and All the Things (3-2) 136.68
136.00 #4 Tartans (4-1) vs. #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (2-3) 104.30
93.04 #5 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-3) vs. #11 Grenades (1-4) 103.80
107.90 #8 The Moldavian Massacre (2-3) vs. #12 Los Gringos (1-4) 115.34

 

Gonzo
68.84 #1 PIckle Rick (4-0) vs. #12 What what? (0-4) 32.42
70.56 #2 Mahomies (4-0) vs. #10 G. O. A. T. (1-3) 38.80
57.22 #3 He's Having Fun Out There (4-0) vs. #6 The Sum of All Beers (1-3) 39.62
43.46 #4 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (2-2) vs. #8 Emerald Irelanders (2-2) 68.16
34.58 #5 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-2) vs. #7 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (2-2) 38.64
26.40 #9 Blooomp (1-3) vs. #11 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (1-3) 34.94