GWJ Secret Stan 2018: Who Was That Masked Elf?!

Katy wrote:

I'm just going to leave this here. (Sizes up to 3XL)

I want that Malboro one.

sometimesdee wrote:
Katy wrote:

I'm just going to leave this here. (Sizes up to 3XL)

I want that Malboro one.

I'm torn between Nausicaa and Jupiter eating his children.

Saturn. Derp.

Tomorrow is the deadline! Tomorrow evening, I will begin assigning victims and sending out PMs. If you think you should be on this list, and you're not, PM me. If you want to be on this list, fill out the form in the first post. If you have any other questions, PM me.

farley3k
lunchbox12682
LouZiffer
pyxistyx
DrIncurable
Mantid
Tanglebones
LastSurprise
Skiptron
Thrawn82
Skraut
Jonman
Rahmen
UpToIsomorphism
Rallick
SallyNasty
oilypenguin
sometimesdee
Amoebic
Eleima
Bubblefuzz
Antichulius
Bonus_Eruptus
Rainsmercy
maxshrek
Cod
GWJ_Dethroned
Minotaar
bhchrist
3or4monsters
A_Unicycle
Michael Zenke
Stevintendo
Cartoonin
Chimalli
Yoreel
bighoppa
RedJen
St.Hillary
staygold
Everything'sTentative
paleocon
dejanzie
McIrish
Certis
Phades
mudbunny
markcov
Link1276
benign1
dibs
ActualDragon
Jack_Tripper
SillyRabbit
Wizkid
Rabbit
Hobear
Aristophan
fuzzyslug
ClockworkHouse

One last thing: I love every one of you twisted little elves, and I appreciate the sentiment, but please do not respond to my PM assigning your victim with a thank you message. Last year, your gratitude kept flooding my inbox, and it became difficult to sort through and identify the messages asking for help or clarification. If the urge to express your gratitude is overwhelming, you can post it to this thread. If the urge to express your gratitude wakes you several times in the night or lasts longer than four hours, please consult a physician.

What's the best way to shower you with thank you gifts as a token of our appreciation? Is your Steam wishlist up to date? (Although I suppose I can't send Steam gifts without a Steam account. Hrm.)

Fine, no messages of thanks, I'll just send you more TrichySignals

ClockworkHouse wrote:

What's the best way to shower you with thank you gifts as a token of our appreciation? Is your Steam wishlist up to date? (Although I suppose I can't send Steam gifts without a Steam account. Hrm.)

Oh! That raises another great point. Should you wish to express your appreciation through a gift (which is wholly unnecessary), please don't send large physical gifts. We've just discovered that we're getting booted from our home of ten years (landlord lost the house in a divorce, and we're on month to month now), and have to move into an apartment within the next two months. As such, we're being forced to downsize quite a bit.

trichy wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

What's the best way to shower you with thank you gifts as a token of our appreciation? Is your Steam wishlist up to date? (Although I suppose I can't send Steam gifts without a Steam account. Hrm.)

Oh! That raises another great point. Should you wish to express your appreciation through a gift (which is wholly unnecessary), please don't send large physical gifts. We've just discovered that we're getting booted from our home of ten years (landlord lost the house in a divorce, and we're on month to month now), and have to move into an apartment within the next two months. As such, we're being forced to downsize quite a bit.

Updated gifts for Trichy:

  • anatomically correct large purple bat
  • floor keyboard from Big
  • actual living bear named Ro
  • the Wheat Jesus billboard from Colby, KS

You're killing me, smalls!

trichy wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

What's the best way to shower you with thank you gifts as a token of our appreciation? Is your Steam wishlist up to date? (Although I suppose I can't send Steam gifts without a Steam account. Hrm.)

Oh! That raises another great point. Should you wish to express your appreciation through a gift (which is wholly unnecessary), please don't send large physical gifts. We've just discovered that we're getting booted from our home of ten years (landlord lost the house in a divorce, and we're on month to month now), and have to move into an apartment within the next two months. As such, we're being forced to downsize quite a bit.

Just make sure we all know your Paypal.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

Updated gifts for Trichy:

  • anatomically correct large purple bat
  • floor keyboard from Big
  • actual living bear named Ro
  • the Wheat Jesus billboard from Colby, KS

You're killing me, smalls!

Whoa whoa whoa... Let's not be hasty... the Saint's Row bat and a billboard don't take up THAT much space, do they?

trichy wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

Updated gifts for Trichy:

  • anatomically correct large purple bat
  • floor keyboard from Big
  • actual living bear named Ro
  • the Wheat Jesus billboard from Colby, KS

You're killing me, smalls!

Whoa whoa whoa... Let's not be hasty... the Saint's Row bat and a billboard don't take up THAT much space, do they?

Besides, If you're gonna be living la vida apartment, you're going to need that bat.

Saint's Row? I don't know what you mean. I was going to get you this and paint it purple:
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If I weren't socially incompetent, I'd almost be tempted to put on my Santa suit and hand-deliver my victim's gifts at their place of work, if it were close enough.

MaxShrek wrote:

If I weren't socially incompetent, I'd almost be tempted to put on my Santa suit and hand-deliver my victim's gifts at their place of work, if it were close enough.

I thought that method of delivery was compulsory?

I'm not into law.

trichy wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

What's the best way to shower you with thank you gifts as a token of our appreciation? Is your Steam wishlist up to date? (Although I suppose I can't send Steam gifts without a Steam account. Hrm.)

Oh! That raises another great point. Should you wish to express your appreciation through a gift (which is wholly unnecessary), please don't send large physical gifts. We've just discovered that we're getting booted from our home of ten years (landlord lost the house in a divorce, and we're on month to month now), and have to move into an apartment within the next two months. As such, we're being forced to downsize quite a bit.

Crafty Trichy low-key asking for a house.

MaxShrek wrote:

If I weren't socially incompetent, I'd almost be tempted to put on my Santa suit and hand-deliver my victim's gifts at their place of work, if it were close enough.

Yes, someone please top my record. However I noticed that once I hand-delivered my gift to HipGamer, I never saw him on GWJ again... did I scar him for life?

Skiptron wrote:
trichy wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

What's the best way to shower you with thank you gifts as a token of our appreciation? Is your Steam wishlist up to date? (Although I suppose I can't send Steam gifts without a Steam account. Hrm.)

Oh! That raises another great point. Should you wish to express your appreciation through a gift (which is wholly unnecessary), please don't send large physical gifts. We've just discovered that we're getting booted from our home of ten years (landlord lost the house in a divorce, and we're on month to month now), and have to move into an apartment within the next two months. As such, we're being forced to downsize quite a bit.

Crafty Trichy low-key asking for a house.

Just gift him a paper clip and let him trade up.

I'll do better and send him some bootstraps.

sometimesdee wrote:
MaxShrek wrote:

If I weren't socially incompetent, I'd almost be tempted to put on my Santa suit and hand-deliver my victim's gifts at their place of work, if it were close enough.

Yes, someone please top my record. However I noticed that once I hand-delivered my gift to HipGamer, I never saw him on GWJ again... did I scar him for life?

He was so overwhelmed by the amazing gesture that he ascended.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

I'll do better and send him some bootstraps.

Excellent. I'll be that small-town boy makes good that they play inspiring videos about during fundraising drives.

sometimesdee wrote:
MaxShrek wrote:

If I weren't socially incompetent, I'd almost be tempted to put on my Santa suit and hand-deliver my victim's gifts at their place of work, if it were close enough.

Yes, someone please top my record. However I noticed that once I hand-delivered my gift to HipGamer, I never saw him on GWJ again... did I scar him for life?

I dunno a middle aged person dressed like Santa coming to your job delivering silly gifts.. I think that may be creepy to have Secret Stanta cancelled. Especially if you sit in my lap. That is creepy for me.

MaxShrek wrote:

I dunno a middle aged person dressed like Santa coming to your job delivering silly gifts.. I think that may be creepy to have Secret Stanta cancelled. Especially if you sit in my lap. That is creepy for me.

Well there goes my plans.

I absolutely will not be able to deliver your gift in person. Sorry victim, but plane tickets are costly.
Maybe once they've invented the transporter.

ditto!

(except no thanks on the transporter! I'd rather not be disintegrated and then have some duplicate of me wandering around on the other side of the world thinking they own the place).

Another perfect gift item!

I listened to the available tracks. Now you have to as well. It is probably exactly what you'd expect when you see the words "Shatner" and "Christmas Album" together in the same sentence.

WizKid wrote:
MaxShrek wrote:

I dunno a middle aged person dressed like Santa coming to your job delivering silly gifts.. I think that may be creepy to have Secret Stanta cancelled. Especially if you sit in my lap. That is creepy for me.

Well there goes my plans.

.. I make exceptions for cash..

trichy wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

What's the best way to shower you with thank you gifts as a token of our appreciation? Is your Steam wishlist up to date? (Although I suppose I can't send Steam gifts without a Steam account. Hrm.)

Oh! That raises another great point. Should you wish to express your appreciation through a gift (which is wholly unnecessary), please don't send large physical gifts. We've just discovered that we're getting booted from our home of ten years (landlord lost the house in a divorce, and we're on month to month now), and have to move into an apartment within the next two months. As such, we're being forced to downsize quite a bit.

Sorry to hear that! This recently happened to my Mother-in-Law, who had been living in the same place for nearly 30 years.

trichy wrote:

Oh! That raises another great point. Should you wish to express your appreciation through a gift (which is wholly unnecessary), please don't send large physical gifts. We've just discovered that we're getting booted from our home of ten years (landlord lost the house in a divorce, and we're on month to month now), and have to move into an apartment within the next two months. As such, we're being forced to downsize quite a bit.

IJS, this is a thing.

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trichy wrote:

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tricky!