GWJ Secret Stan 2018: Who Was That Masked Elf?!

Wait for it!

Friday's the deadline, people! Get hype!

Late! But so in!

HYPED!

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Saw this yesterday; trichy's been busy!

You wouldn't believe how badly those reindeer antlers sting when they finally burst from my nutrient sac.

trichy wrote:

You wouldn't believe how badly those reindeer antlers sting when they finally burst from my nutrient sac.

Small point of clarification; did you have to come to Ireland to set this up, or did they "burst" with enough force to make it here under their own steam?

Stevintendo wrote:
trichy wrote:

You wouldn't believe how badly those reindeer antlers sting when they finally burst from my nutrient sac.

Small point of clarification; did you have to come to Ireland to set this up, or did they "burst" with enough force to make it here under their own steam?

It's like you've never seen even read A Christmas Carol.

It's time for RNGesus to let us know who to stalk...

trichy wrote:
Stevintendo wrote:
trichy wrote:

You wouldn't believe how badly those reindeer antlers sting when they finally burst from my nutrient sac.

Small point of clarification; did you have to come to Ireland to set this up, or did they "burst" with enough force to make it here under their own steam?

It's like you've never seen even read A Christmas Carol cthlularol.

trichy wrote:
Stevintendo wrote:
trichy wrote:

You wouldn't believe how badly those reindeer antlers sting when they finally burst from my nutrient sac.

Small point of clarification; did you have to come to Ireland to set this up, or did they "burst" with enough force to make it here under their own steam?

It's like you've never seen even read A Christmas Carol.

That's the one with Michael Caine and Kermit the Frog, right?

Nah that's the one with Cicely Tyson.
It was most triumphant.

Stevintendo wrote:
trichy wrote:
Stevintendo wrote:
trichy wrote:

You wouldn't believe how badly those reindeer antlers sting when they finally burst from my nutrient sac.

Small point of clarification; did you have to come to Ireland to set this up, or did they "burst" with enough force to make it here under their own steam?

It's like you've never seen even read A Christmas Carol.

That's the one with Michael Caine and Kermit the Frog, right?

Yeah. You don't remember the scene when Michael Caine violently expelled a plastic Blitzen from the pulsating growths on his sub-belly with enough force to go transatlantic?!

trichy wrote:

Yeah. You don't remember the scene when Michael Caine violently expelled a plastic Blitzen from the pulsating growths on his sub-belly with enough force to go transatlantic?!

"YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!"

This thread makes me worry about what some people may get as a gift.

MaxShrek wrote:

This website makes me worry about what some people may get as a gift.

FTFY

Welp, I signed up for the first time this year.

Aristophan wrote:

Welp, I signed up for the first time this year.

I'll fetch the initiation paddle.

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Stevintendo wrote:

I'm in; what's the worst that can happen?

(I'll get onto the form when I'm not on mobile.)

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?

Welcome, perverts!

MaxShrek wrote:
Stevintendo wrote:

I'm in; what's the worst that can happen?

(I'll get onto the form when I'm not on mobile.)

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?

What have I done?

Stevintendo wrote:
MaxShrek wrote:
Stevintendo wrote:

I'm in; what's the worst that can happen?

(I'll get onto the form when I'm not on mobile.)

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?

What have I done?

Set yourself up for the gift for all occasions?

Stevintendo wrote:

HYPED!

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Saw this yesterday; trichy's been busy! :D

Is that downstairs in Arnotts?

dibs wrote:
Stevintendo wrote:

HYPED!

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Saw this yesterday; trichy's been busy! :D

Is that downstairs in Arnotts?

No, but I get why you thought that! It's a Dunnes in Donaghmede.

Stevintendo wrote:

Donaghmede

For my fellow Americans, this is pronounced like "shirt".

ClockworkHouse wrote:
Stevintendo wrote:

Donaghmede

For my fellow Americans, this is pronounced like "shirt".

Nailed it!

Stevintendo wrote:
dibs wrote:
Stevintendo wrote:

HYPED!

IMAGE(https://i.imgur.com/pY77HxK.jpg)

Saw this yesterday; trichy's been busy! :D

Is that downstairs in Arnotts?

No, but I get why you thought that! It's a Dunnes in Donaghmede.

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ClockworkHouse wrote:
Stevintendo wrote:

Donaghmede

For my fellow Americans, this is pronounced like "shirt".

I have just enough experience with Gaelic to not be certain you are joking,

thrawn82 wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:
Stevintendo wrote:

Donaghmede

For my fellow Americans, this is pronounced like "shirt".

I have just enough experience with Gaelic to not be certain you are joking,

In case you'd like to be certain...

Spoiler:

Done-ah-meed (rhymes with need)

I'm just going to leave this here. (Sizes up to 3XL)