GWJ Secret Stan 2018: Who Was That Masked Elf?!

Jonman wrote:
trichy wrote:

One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,

Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.

That cake will fit *so* many lobster heroin mules

Jonman wrote:
trichy wrote:

One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,

Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.

Remember: Bake the cake first, THEN get inside.

thrawn82 wrote:
Jonman wrote:
trichy wrote:

One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,

Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.

Remember: Bake the cake first, THEN get inside.

Cover yourself in your lube of choice and get in a giant icing bag and have someone squirt you into the bottom of the cake. Causes less damage and is easier to hide.

I... I'm not sure I want to do this anymore...

Spoiler:

Just kidding

thrawn82 wrote:
Jonman wrote:
trichy wrote:

One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,

Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.

Remember: Bake the cake first, THEN get inside.

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thrawn82 wrote:
Jonman wrote:
trichy wrote:

One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,

Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.

Remember: Bake the cake first, THEN get inside.

Oh Lurch.

Tanglebones wrote:
Jonman wrote:
trichy wrote:

One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,

Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.

That cake will fit *so* many lobster heroin mules

I mean, it could, but why bother when you're got a perfectly good non-lobster heroin mule already in there?

"Noooo, honey, I'm sure this year will be different. I'm sure they won't talk about squirting nude Goodjers and lobsters with anuses absolutely OVERFLOWING with galloping horse into an oversized pastry in order to eschew troublesome trafficking laws and food allergies."

I'm pretty sure your wife knew better.

Jonman wrote:
trichy wrote:

One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,

Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.

Visitors for the holidays! Sounds great!

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Helpful hints, everyone.

trichy wrote:

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Helpful hints, everyone.

Well there's an easy white elephant for the office.

Updated list:

farley3k
lunchbox12682
LouZiffer
pyxistyx
DrIncurable
Mantid
Tanglebones
LastSurprise
Skiptron
Thrawn82
Skraut
Jonman
Rahmen
UpToIsomorphism
Rallick
SallyNasty
oilypenguin
sometimesdee
Amoebic
Eleima
Bubblefuzz
Antichulius
Bonus_Eruptus
Rainsmercy
maxshrek
Cod
GWJ_Dethroned
Minotaar
bhchrist
3or4monsters
A_Unicycle
Michael Zenke
Stevintendo
Cartoonin
Chimalli
Yoreel
bighoppa
RedJen
St.Hillary
staygold
Everything'sTentative
paleocon

November 9th is the deadline, so if you know anyone dragging their feet, give them a holly jolly boot in the butt.

I'm in, and a tad nervous.

I'm in!

In for the first time ever.

Certis wrote:

In for the first time ever.

Excellent. My long con is coming to fruition.
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Certis wrote:

In for the first time ever.

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Huzzah, in before the deadline.

Also highly amused that I just left one thread talking about the size of horse balls to one with lobster heroin mules. I’m going to need some more popcorn the next time I open the forums.

markcov wrote:

Huzzah, in before the deadline.

Also highly amused that I just left one thread talking about the size of horse balls to one with lobster heroin mules. I’m going to need some more popcorn the next time I open the forums.

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Dun dun dun...

Preemptively following all you crazyawesome people on various social networks, so it won't look strange when some random dude follows their victim once names are released

Skraut wrote:

Preemptively following all you crazyawesome people on various social networks, so it won't look strange when some random dude follows their victim once names are released

Thanks for reminding me!!!

I might need to up the quality of my social media output...

...or starting posting exclusively about cool things that I do not currently own, but would like to own.

Less than two weeks until the deadline, my merry little elves! If you think you should be on this list and you're not, shoot me a PM.

farley3k
lunchbox12682
LouZiffer
pyxistyx
DrIncurable
Mantid
Tanglebones
LastSurprise
Skiptron
Thrawn82
Skraut
Jonman
Rahmen
UpToIsomorphism
Rallick
SallyNasty
oilypenguin
sometimesdee
Amoebic
Eleima
Bubblefuzz
Antichulius
Bonus_Eruptus
Rainsmercy
maxshrek
Cod
GWJ_Dethroned
Minotaar
bhchrist
3or4monsters
A_Unicycle
Michael Zenke
Stevintendo
Cartoonin
Chimalli
Yoreel
bighoppa
RedJen
St.Hillary
staygold
Everything'sTentative
paleocon
dejanzie
McIrish
Certis
Phades
mudbunny
markcov
Link1276
Dibs
benign1

Hooray, I've made new friends on Steam! Some of you have already been on my list for years. Others... Your link to your Steam profile is broken. Just sayin'.

Here's Trichy's list in alpha order if it makes it easier to find your name. :

3or4monsters
A_Unicycle
Amoebic
Antichulius
benign1
bhchrist
bighoppa
Bonus_Eruptus
Bubblefuzz
Cartoonin
Certis
Chimalli
Cod
dejanzie
Dibs
DrIncurable
Eleima
Everything'sTentative
farley3k
GWJ_Dethroned
Jonman
LastSurprise
Link1276
LouZiffer
lunchbox12682
Mantid
markcov
maxshrek
McIrish
Michael Zenke
Minotaar
mudbunny
oilypenguin
paleocon
Phades
pyxistyx
Rahmen
Rainsmercy
Rallick
RedJen
SallyNasty
Skiptron
Skraut
sometimesdee
St.Hillary
staygold
Stevintendo
Tanglebones
Thrawn82
UpToIsomorphism
Yoreel

This is great! Thanks Trichy!!

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I'm in!