trichy wrote:One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,
Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.
That cake will fit *so* many lobster heroin mules
trichy wrote:One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,
Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.
Remember: Bake the cake first, THEN get inside.
Jonman wrote:trichy wrote:One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,
Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.
Remember: Bake the cake first, THEN get inside.
Cover yourself in your lube of choice and get in a giant icing bag and have someone squirt you into the bottom of the cake. Causes less damage and is easier to hide.
I... I'm not sure I want to do this anymore...
Just kidding
Jonman wrote:trichy wrote:One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,
Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.
Remember: Bake the cake first, THEN get inside.
Jonman wrote:trichy wrote:One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,
Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.
Remember: Bake the cake first, THEN get inside.
Oh Lurch.
Jonman wrote:trichy wrote:One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,
Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.
That cake will fit *so* many lobster heroin mules
I mean, it could, but why bother when you're got a perfectly good non-lobster heroin mule already in there?
I'm pretty sure your wife knew better.
trichy wrote:One of my favorite things each year is what people put on their No-No lists. So far this year, I've seen shellfish, sex, and illegal narcotics. I'm really not sure how the second one would even work,
Just saying, if anyone receives a giant cake in the mail, giant enough to, say, fit an almost-naked Goodjer inside of, well, at least your Christmas will be memorable for one reason or another.
Visitors for the holidays! Sounds great!
Helpful hints, everyone.
Well there's an easy white elephant for the office.
I'm in, and a tad nervous.
I'm in!
In for the first time ever.
In for the first time ever.
Huzzah, in before the deadline.
Also highly amused that I just left one thread talking about the size of horse balls to one with lobster heroin mules. I’m going to need some more popcorn the next time I open the forums.
Huzzah, in before the deadline.
Also highly amused that I just left one thread talking about the size of horse balls to one with lobster heroin mules. I’m going to need some more popcorn the next time I open the forums.
Dun dun dun...
Preemptively following all you crazyawesome people on various social networks, so it won't look strange when some random dude follows their victim once names are released
Preemptively following all you
crazyawesome people on various social networks, so it won't look strange when some random dude follows their victim once names are released
Thanks for reminding me!!!
I might need to up the quality of my social media output...
...or starting posting exclusively about cool things that I do not currently own, but would like to own.
Hooray, I've made new friends on Steam! Some of you have already been on my list for years. Others... Your link to your Steam profile is broken. Just sayin'.
Here's Trichy's list in alpha order if it makes it easier to find your name. :
3or4monsters
A_Unicycle
Amoebic
Antichulius
benign1
bhchrist
bighoppa
Bonus_Eruptus
Bubblefuzz
Cartoonin
Certis
Chimalli
Cod
dejanzie
Dibs
DrIncurable
Eleima
Everything'sTentative
farley3k
GWJ_Dethroned
Jonman
LastSurprise
Link1276
LouZiffer
lunchbox12682
Mantid
markcov
maxshrek
McIrish
Michael Zenke
Minotaar
mudbunny
oilypenguin
paleocon
Phades
pyxistyx
Rahmen
Rainsmercy
Rallick
RedJen
SallyNasty
Skiptron
Skraut
sometimesdee
St.Hillary
staygold
Stevintendo
Tanglebones
Thrawn82
UpToIsomorphism
Yoreel
This is great! Thanks Trichy!!
I'm in!
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