GWJFFL 2017: Week 16

Early games:
  • Saturday, December 23rd, 4:30 PM ET: Colts at Ravens
  • Saturday, December 23rd, 8:30 PM ET: Vikings at Packers

Byes: None

Pro
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 12-1 4-0 (#1) 1499.98
#2 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 9-4 1-3 (#1) 1475.28
#3 Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (LegionSB) 9-4 4-0 (#1) 1474.28
#4 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1377.82
#5 The Heavies (tboon) 8-5 0-4 (#2) 1407.86
#6 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 7-6 3-1 (#2) 1433.86
#7 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) 5-8 2-2 (#3) 1350.44
#8 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 5-8 1-3 (#2) 1340.86
#9 Minaseans (mcheshier ) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1307.86
#10 From Wentz You Came (Apollo0507) 5-8 2-2 (#3) 1329.74
#11 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 3-10 2-2 (#2) 1353.06
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 2-11 0-4 (#3) 1268.04
Regular Season Awards
Most total points ($25): Grump's Chumps (1499.98)
#1 Overall ($10): Grump's Chumps
Division Winner ($15): Grump's Chumps
Division Winner ($15): Giants Among Men
Division Winner ($15): Grigson, Baalke, and Smith
Division Winner ($15): Corn on the Cobb
Highest single-week team total ($10): I Have No Legs (157.82 in week 11)
Post Season Awards*
Highest single-week team total ($5): Kissing Cousins (148.88 in week 15) new!
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 15
116.28 #1 Grump's Chumps (12-1) vs. #4 Corn on the Cobb (8-5) 102.18
106.30 #2 Giants Among Men (9-4) vs. #6 Beware of the Phog (7-6) 116.94
135.40 #7 Karma's Astro Droids (5-8) vs. #9 Minaseans (5-8) 70.88
130.62 #10 From Wentz You Came (5-8) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-11) 81.38
Schedule - Week 16
  #1 Grump's Chumps (12-1) vs. #6 Beware of the Phog (7-6)
  #2 Giants Among Men (9-4) vs. #4 Corn on the Cobb (8-5)
  #7 Karma's Astro Droids (5-8) vs. #10 From Wentz You Came (5-8)
  #9 Minaseans (5-8) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-11)

 

Division I
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Patriotarchy (Sr_Malo) 10-3 3-1 (#1) 1535.70
#2 Tartans (Emmes) 10-3 3-1 (#1) 1497.62
#3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (erichoya) 8-5 2-2 (#1) 1391.62
#4 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1484.02
#5 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 7-6 3-1 (#1) 1381.20
#6 Rainbow Sprinkles (sortimat) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1316.70
#7 Goffense Wins Championships (Carlbear95) 7-6 3-1 (#2) 1371.60
#8 TBA (iaintgotnopants) 6-7 0-4 (#3) 1401.08
#9 The 7 and 9ers (Rat_Boy) 6-7 3-1 (#2) 1491.22
#10 Stele's 49ers (Stele ) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1153.58
#11 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) 4-9 0-4 (#3) 1252.98
#12 Emerald Islanders (TorqGWJ) 2-11 2-2 (#3) 1282.46
Results - Week 15
141.38 #1 The Patriotarchy (10-3) vs. #5 Brown Coats (7-6) 110.34
123.14 #2 Tartans (10-3) vs. #3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (8-5) 89.34
122.70 #7 Goffense Wins Championships (7-6) vs. #10 Stele's 49ers (4-9) 124.74
107.98 #8 TBA (6-7) vs. #9 The 7 and 9ers (6-7) 141.98
Schedule - Week 16
  #1 The Patriotarchy (10-3) vs. #2 Tartans (10-3)
  #3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (8-5) vs. #5 Brown Coats (7-6)
  #7 Goffense Wins Championships (7-6) vs. #8 TBA (6-7)
  #9 The 7 and 9ers (6-7) vs. #10 Stele's 49ers (4-9)

 

Dynasty
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 House Legion (LegionSB) 11-2 3-1 (#1) 1448.30
#2 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 9-4 3-1 (#2) 1389.70
#3 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1344.90
#4 Suicide Squad (Kush15) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1408.42
#5 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 7-6 2-2 (#1) 1389.32
#6 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1344.12
#7 Tartans (Emmes) 6-7 1-3 (#2) 1369.94
#8 Garion's G-String (garion333) 5-8 3-1 (#2) 1325.94
#9 Disney Magic (staceybug ) 5-8 0-4 (#3) 1236.90
#10 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1303.60
#11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (ukickmydog) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1281.68
#12 Grenades (Chabuda ) 3-10 1-3 (#3) 1353.00
Results - Week 15
141.34 #1 House Legion (11-2) vs. #2 Los Gringos (9-4) 101.38
143.10 #3 Brown Coats (8-5) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 116.34
91.50 #7 Tartans (6-7) vs. #11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (4-9) 108.76
107.94 #8 Garion's G-String (5-8) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 86.84
Schedule - Week 16
  #1 House Legion (11-2) vs. #3 Brown Coats (8-5)
  #2 Los Gringos (9-4) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6)
  #7 Tartans (6-7) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10)
  #8 Garion's G-String (5-8) vs. #11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (4-9)

 

Well, my team picked a good week to fall apart.

Mercy.

I got Gurley(ed). His 44.6 points are only 12 fewer than my entire team, ffs.

Always a bridesmaid...

We were one good Miami game away from having Cutler vs. Foles for the Div. 1 championship. Eff 2017.

If Zach Ertz can just have a 55 point game tonight, I'm golden.

The time I wasted trying to eek out the most points out of my lame roster, only to have Grump go off for 142 points...

I'm cool with 3rd

Happy holidays, and thanks for another year of gwjffl!

tl;dr: missed the draft, Watson and Fuller midseason got me a good seed, then Gurley singlehandedly carried me the last two weeks. :/

(double post from mobile)

captainchaos wrote:

Gurley singlehandedly carried me the last two weeks. :/

Yes, he did. Congrats on the win captain. Did you notice that my team was so impressed with his performance they didn't bother to show up?

Folded like a cheap suit, crushed like a grape, beat on like a rental car when you bought the damage waiver. I could go on but you get the idea.

Well played.

Do I get something for surviving Gurley and beating Legion in the Dynasty Championship?

Last pick in the draft!

And everyone's undying thanks.

Pro
142.62 #1 Grump's Chumps (12-1) vs. #6 Beware of the Phog (7-6) 100.24
120.44 #2 Giants Among Men (9-4) vs. #4 Corn on the Cobb (8-5) 95.42
93.40 #7 Karma's Astro Droids (5-8) vs. #10 From Wentz You Came (5-8) 88.56
96.02 #9 Minaseans (5-8) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-11) 57.50

 

Division I
89.82 #1 The Patriotarchy (10-3) vs. #2 Tartans (10-3) 123.60
55.34 #3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (8-5) vs. #5 Brown Coats (7-6) 111.36
110.04 #7 Goffense Wins Championships (7-6) vs. #8 TBA (6-7) 90.80
92.06 #9 The 7 and 9ers (6-7) vs. #10 Stele's 49ers (4-9) 78.30

 

Dynasty
97.90 #1 House Legion (11-2) vs. #3 Brown Coats (8-5) 112.98
111.42 #2 Los Gringos (9-4) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 88.28
84.70 #7 Tartans (6-7) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 89.76
119.64 #8 Garion's G-String (5-8) vs. #11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (4-9) 93.78