GWJFFL 2017: Week 16

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  • Saturday, December 23rd, 8:30 PM ET: Vikings at Packers

Byes: None

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2017/REG16
Pro
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 12-1 4-0 (#1) 1499.98
#2 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 9-4 1-3 (#1) 1475.28
#3 Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (LegionSB) 9-4 4-0 (#1) 1474.28
#4 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1377.82
#5 The Heavies (tboon) 8-5 0-4 (#2) 1407.86
#6 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 7-6 3-1 (#2) 1433.86
#7 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) 5-8 2-2 (#3) 1350.44
#8 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 5-8 1-3 (#2) 1340.86
#9 Minaseans (mcheshier ) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1307.86
#10 From Wentz You Came (Apollo0507) 5-8 2-2 (#3) 1329.74
#11 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 3-10 2-2 (#2) 1353.06
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 2-11 0-4 (#3) 1268.04
Regular Season Awards
Most total points ($25): Grump's Chumps (1499.98)
#1 Overall ($10): Grump's Chumps
Division Winner ($15): Grump's Chumps
Division Winner ($15): Giants Among Men
Division Winner ($15): Grigson, Baalke, and Smith
Division Winner ($15): Corn on the Cobb
Highest single-week team total ($10): I Have No Legs (157.82 in week 11)
Post Season Awards*
Highest single-week team total ($5): Kissing Cousins (148.88 in week 15) new!
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 15
116.28 #1 Grump's Chumps (12-1) vs. #4 Corn on the Cobb (8-5) 102.18
106.30 #2 Giants Among Men (9-4) vs. #6 Beware of the Phog (7-6) 116.94
135.40 #7 Karma's Astro Droids (5-8) vs. #9 Minaseans (5-8) 70.88
130.62 #10 From Wentz You Came (5-8) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-11) 81.38
Schedule - Week 16
  #1 Grump's Chumps (12-1) vs. #6 Beware of the Phog (7-6)
  #2 Giants Among Men (9-4) vs. #4 Corn on the Cobb (8-5)
  #7 Karma's Astro Droids (5-8) vs. #10 From Wentz You Came (5-8)
  #9 Minaseans (5-8) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-11)

 

Division I
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Patriotarchy (Sr_Malo) 10-3 3-1 (#1) 1535.70
#2 Tartans (Emmes) 10-3 3-1 (#1) 1497.62
#3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (erichoya) 8-5 2-2 (#1) 1391.62
#4 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1484.02
#5 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 7-6 3-1 (#1) 1381.20
#6 Rainbow Sprinkles (sortimat) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1316.70
#7 Goffense Wins Championships (Carlbear95) 7-6 3-1 (#2) 1371.60
#8 TBA (iaintgotnopants) 6-7 0-4 (#3) 1401.08
#9 The 7 and 9ers (Rat_Boy) 6-7 3-1 (#2) 1491.22
#10 Stele's 49ers (Stele ) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1153.58
#11 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) 4-9 0-4 (#3) 1252.98
#12 Emerald Islanders (TorqGWJ) 2-11 2-2 (#3) 1282.46
Results - Week 15
141.38 #1 The Patriotarchy (10-3) vs. #5 Brown Coats (7-6) 110.34
123.14 #2 Tartans (10-3) vs. #3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (8-5) 89.34
122.70 #7 Goffense Wins Championships (7-6) vs. #10 Stele's 49ers (4-9) 124.74
107.98 #8 TBA (6-7) vs. #9 The 7 and 9ers (6-7) 141.98
Schedule - Week 16
  #1 The Patriotarchy (10-3) vs. #2 Tartans (10-3)
  #3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (8-5) vs. #5 Brown Coats (7-6)
  #7 Goffense Wins Championships (7-6) vs. #8 TBA (6-7)
  #9 The 7 and 9ers (6-7) vs. #10 Stele's 49ers (4-9)

 

Dynasty
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 House Legion (LegionSB) 11-2 3-1 (#1) 1448.30
#2 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 9-4 3-1 (#2) 1389.70
#3 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1344.90
#4 Suicide Squad (Kush15) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1408.42
#5 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 7-6 2-2 (#1) 1389.32
#6 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1344.12
#7 Tartans (Emmes) 6-7 1-3 (#2) 1369.94
#8 Garion's G-String (garion333) 5-8 3-1 (#2) 1325.94
#9 Disney Magic (staceybug ) 5-8 0-4 (#3) 1236.90
#10 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1303.60
#11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (ukickmydog) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1281.68
#12 Grenades (Chabuda ) 3-10 1-3 (#3) 1353.00
Results - Week 15
141.34 #1 House Legion (11-2) vs. #2 Los Gringos (9-4) 101.38
143.10 #3 Brown Coats (8-5) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 116.34
91.50 #7 Tartans (6-7) vs. #11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (4-9) 108.76
107.94 #8 Garion's G-String (5-8) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 86.84
Schedule - Week 16
  #1 House Legion (11-2) vs. #3 Brown Coats (8-5)
  #2 Los Gringos (9-4) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6)
  #7 Tartans (6-7) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10)
  #8 Garion's G-String (5-8) vs. #11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (4-9)

 

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UpToIsomorphism
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Well, my team picked a good week to fall apart.

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Mercy.

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I got Gurley(ed). His 44.6 points are only 12 fewer than my entire team, ffs.

Always a bridesmaid...

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We were one good Miami game away from having Cutler vs. Foles for the Div. 1 championship. Eff 2017.

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If Zach Ertz can just have a 55 point game tonight, I'm golden.

The time I wasted trying to eek out the most points out of my lame roster, only to have Grump go off for 142 points...

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I'm cool with 3rd

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but I just couldn't say no to the Johnsons.

Honey Badger don't give a sh*t.

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Happy holidays, and thanks for another year of gwjffl!

tl;dr: missed the draft, Watson and Fuller midseason got me a good seed, then Gurley singlehandedly carried me the last two weeks. :/

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(double post from mobile)

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Gurley singlehandedly carried me the last two weeks. :/

Yes, he did. Congrats on the win captain. Did you notice that my team was so impressed with his performance they didn't bother to show up?

Folded like a cheap suit, crushed like a grape, beat on like a rental car when you bought the damage waiver. I could go on but you get the idea.

Well played.

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Do I get something for surviving Gurley and beating Legion in the Dynasty Championship?

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Last pick in the draft!

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You did live before digital distribution of old, cheap games. Now you just play games.

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Pro
142.62 #1 Grump's Chumps (12-1) vs. #6 Beware of the Phog (7-6) 100.24
120.44 #2 Giants Among Men (9-4) vs. #4 Corn on the Cobb (8-5) 95.42
93.40 #7 Karma's Astro Droids (5-8) vs. #10 From Wentz You Came (5-8) 88.56
96.02 #9 Minaseans (5-8) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-11) 57.50

 

Division I
89.82 #1 The Patriotarchy (10-3) vs. #2 Tartans (10-3) 123.60
55.34 #3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (8-5) vs. #5 Brown Coats (7-6) 111.36
110.04 #7 Goffense Wins Championships (7-6) vs. #8 TBA (6-7) 90.80
92.06 #9 The 7 and 9ers (6-7) vs. #10 Stele's 49ers (4-9) 78.30

 

Dynasty
97.90 #1 House Legion (11-2) vs. #3 Brown Coats (8-5) 112.98
111.42 #2 Los Gringos (9-4) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 88.28
84.70 #7 Tartans (6-7) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 89.76
119.64 #8 Garion's G-String (5-8) vs. #11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (4-9) 93.78

 

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