GWJFFL 2017: Week 15

Early games:
  • Thursday, December 14th, 8:25 PM ET: Broncos at Colts

Byes: None

Pro
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 12-1 4-0 (#1) 1499.98
#2 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 9-4 1-3 (#1) 1475.28
#3 Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (LegionSB) 9-4 4-0 (#1) 1474.28
#4 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1377.82
#5 The Heavies (tboon) 8-5 0-4 (#2) 1407.86
#6 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 7-6 3-1 (#2) 1433.86
#7 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) 5-8 2-2 (#3) 1350.44
#8 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 5-8 1-3 (#2) 1340.86
#9 Minaseans (mcheshier ) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1307.86
#10 From Wentz You Came (Apollo0507) 5-8 2-2 (#3) 1329.74
#11 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 3-10 2-2 (#2) 1353.06
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 2-11 0-4 (#3) 1268.04
Regular Season Awards
Most total points ($25): Grump's Chumps (1499.98)
#1 Overall ($10): Grump's Chumps
Division Winner ($15): Grump's Chumps
Division Winner ($15): Giants Among Men
Division Winner ($15): Grigson, Baalke, and Smith
Division Winner ($15): Corn on the Cobb
Highest single-week team total ($10): I Have No Legs (157.82 in week 11)
Post Season Awards*
Highest single-week team total ($5): From Wentz You Came (142.82 in week 14) new!
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 14
109.14 #3 Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (9-4) vs. #6 Beware of the Phog (7-6) 112.94
112.34 #4 Corn on the Cobb (8-5) vs. #5 The Heavies (8-5) 97.76
98.58 #8 Kissing Cousins (5-8) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-11) 106.46
118.44 #9 Minaseans (5-8) vs. #11 I Have No Legs (3-10) 105.98
Schedule - Week 15
  #1 Grump's Chumps (12-1) vs. #4 Corn on the Cobb (8-5)
  #2 Giants Among Men (9-4) vs. #6 Beware of the Phog (7-6)
  #7 Karma's Astro Droids (5-8) vs. #9 Minaseans (5-8)
  #10 From Wentz You Came (5-8) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-11)

 

Division I
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Patriotarchy (Sr_Malo) 10-3 3-1 (#1) 1535.70
#2 Tartans (Emmes) 10-3 3-1 (#1) 1497.62
#3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (erichoya) 8-5 2-2 (#1) 1391.62
#4 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1484.02
#5 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 7-6 3-1 (#1) 1381.20
#6 Rainbow Sprinkles (sortimat) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1316.70
#7 Goffense Wins Championships (Carlbear95) 7-6 3-1 (#2) 1371.60
#8 TBA (iaintgotnopants) 6-7 0-4 (#3) 1401.08
#9 The 7 and 9ers (Rat_Boy) 6-7 3-1 (#2) 1491.22
#10 Stele's 49ers (Stele ) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1153.58
#11 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) 4-9 0-4 (#3) 1252.98
#12 Emerald Islanders (TorqGWJ) 2-11 2-2 (#3) 1282.46
Results - Week 14
133.24 #3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (8-5) vs. #4 Demariyus Targaryen (7-6) 116.54
139.20 #5 Brown Coats (7-6) vs. #6 Rainbow Sprinkles (7-6) 98.14
107.12 #9 The 7 and 9ers (6-7) vs. #12 Emerald Islanders (2-11) 86.50
76.66 #10 Stele's 49ers (4-9) vs. #11 Captain Obvious (4-9) 75.12
Schedule - Week 15
  #1 The Patriotarchy (10-3) vs. #5 Brown Coats (7-6)
  #2 Tartans (10-3) vs. #3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (8-5)
  #7 Goffense Wins Championships (7-6) vs. #10 Stele's 49ers (4-9)
  #8 TBA (6-7) vs. #9 The 7 and 9ers (6-7)

 

Dynasty
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 House Legion (LegionSB) 11-2 3-1 (#1) 1448.30
#2 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 9-4 3-1 (#2) 1389.70
#3 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1344.90
#4 Suicide Squad (Kush15) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1408.42
#5 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 7-6 2-2 (#1) 1389.32
#6 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1344.12
#7 Tartans (Emmes) 6-7 1-3 (#2) 1369.94
#8 Garion's G-String (garion333) 5-8 3-1 (#2) 1325.94
#9 Disney Magic (staceybug) 5-8 0-4 (#3) 1236.90
#10 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1303.60
#11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (ukickmydog) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1281.68
#12 Grenades (Chabuda) 3-10 1-3 (#3) 1353.00
Results - Week 14
123.04 #2 Los Gringos (9-4) vs. #5 Puffy Tacos (7-6) 78.98
94.96 #4 Suicide Squad (8-5) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 135.64
80.54 #9 Disney Magic (5-8) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 126.52
91.50 #10 Straight Outta Coughlin (5-8) vs. #11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (4-9) 115.90
Schedule - Week 15
  #1 House Legion (11-2) vs. #2 Los Gringos (9-4)
  #3 Brown Coats (8-5) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6)
  #7 Tartans (6-7) vs. #11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (4-9)
  #8 Garion's G-String (5-8) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10)

 

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I hate football.

*Legion* wrote:

I hate football.

*Legion* wrote:

I hate football.

My work here is done.

11 seasons and 10 division titles.

(2-9) record in the playoffs (including last week's Dynasty flop), 0 Championships

I'm the Cowboys of the GWJ Fantasy leagues.

Kush15 wrote:

11 seasons and 10 division titles.

(2-9) record in the playoffs (including last week's Dynasty flop), 0 Championships

I'm the Cowboys of the GWJ Fantasy leagues.

Barring a miracle, (2-10) in playoffs. *sigh*

My record against teams that won their division: 6-1
My record against all the other teams that did not: 3-5

That includes 3-0 against Kush and 2-0 against Legion.

Pro
116.28 #1 Grump's Chumps (12-1) vs. #4 Corn on the Cobb (8-5) 102.18
106.30 #2 Giants Among Men (9-4) vs. #6 Beware of the Phog (7-6) 116.94
135.40 #7 Karma's Astro Droids (5-8) vs. #9 Minaseans (5-8) 70.88
130.62 #10 From Wentz You Came (5-8) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-11) 81.38

 

Division I
141.38 #1 The Patriotarchy (10-3) vs. #5 Brown Coats (7-6) 110.34
123.14 #2 Tartans (10-3) vs. #3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (8-5) 89.34
122.70 #7 Goffense Wins Championships (7-6) vs. #10 Stele's 49ers (4-9) 124.74
107.98 #8 TBA (6-7) vs. #9 The 7 and 9ers (6-7) 141.98

 

Dynasty
141.34 #1 House Legion (11-2) vs. #2 Los Gringos (9-4) 101.38
143.10 #3 Brown Coats (8-5) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 116.34
91.50 #7 Tartans (6-7) vs. #11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (4-9) 108.76
107.94 #8 Garion's G-String (5-8) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 86.84