GWJFFL 2017: Week 14

Early games:
  • Thursday, December 07th, 8:25 PM ET: Saints at Falcons

Byes: None

Pro
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 12-1 4-0 (#1) 1499.98
#2 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 9-4 1-3 (#1) 1475.28
#3 Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (LegionSB) 9-4 4-0 (#1) 1474.28
#4 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1377.82
#5 The Heavies (tboon) 8-5 0-4 (#2) 1407.86
#6 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 7-6 3-1 (#2) 1433.86
#7 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) 5-8 2-2 (#3) 1350.44
#8 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 5-8 1-3 (#2) 1339.86
#9 Minaseans (mcheshier ) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1307.86
#10 From Wentz You Came (Apollo0507) 5-8 2-2 (#3) 1329.74
#11 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 3-10 2-2 (#2) 1353.06
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 2-11 0-4 (#3) 1268.04
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Grump's Chumps (1499.98)
#1 Overall ($10): Grump's Chumps
Division Winner ($15): Grump's Chumps
Division Winner ($15): Giants Among Men
Division Winner ($15): Grigson, Baalke, and Smith
Division Winner ($15): Corn on the Cobb
Highest single-week team total ($10): I Have No Legs (157.82 in week 11)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 13

 

Division I
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Patriotarchy (Sr_Malo) 10-3 3-1 (#1) 1535.70
#2 Tartans (Emmes) 10-3 3-1 (#1) 1497.62
#3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (erichoya) 8-5 2-2 (#1) 1391.62
#4 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1484.02
#5 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 7-6 3-1 (#1) 1380.20
#6 Rainbow Sprinkles (sortimat) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1316.70
#7 Goffense Wins Championships (Carlbear95) 7-6 3-1 (#2) 1371.60
#8 TBA (iaintgotnopants) 6-7 0-4 (#3) 1401.08
#9 The 7 and 9ers (Rat_Boy) 6-7 3-1 (#2) 1491.22
#10 Stele's 49ers (Stele) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1153.58
#11 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) 4-9 0-4 (#3) 1252.98
#12 Emerald Islanders (TorqGWJ) 2-11 2-2 (#3) 1282.46
Results - Week 13

 

Dynasty
Regular Season Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 House Legion (LegionSB) 11-2 3-1 (#1) 1448.30
#2 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 9-4 3-1 (#2) 1389.70
#3 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 8-5 4-0 (#1) 1344.90
#4 Suicide Squad (Kush15) 8-5 3-1 (#1) 1408.42
#5 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 7-6 2-2 (#1) 1389.32
#6 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 7-6 2-2 (#2) 1344.12
#7 Tartans (Emmes) 6-7 1-3 (#2) 1369.94
#8 Garion's G-String (garion333) 5-8 3-1 (#2) 1325.94
#9 Disney Magic (staceybug) 5-8 0-4 (#3) 1236.90
#10 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 5-8 1-3 (#3) 1303.60
#11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (ukickmydog) 4-9 1-3 (#3) 1281.68
#12 Grenades (Chabuda) 3-10 1-3 (#3) 1352.00
Results - Week 13

 

So close to 1500 points.

*Legion* send me a banner image and I'll update the OP.

Grumpicus wrote:

So close to 1500 points.

There can be only one.

sr_malo wrote:
Grumpicus wrote:

So close to 1500 points.

There can be only one.

I had 1737.28 in Div 1 last year.

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JeffreyLSmith wrote:
sr_malo wrote:
Grumpicus wrote:

So close to 1500 points.

There can be only one.

I had 1737.28 in Div 1 last year.

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Three more weeks to go.

Grumpicus wrote:

Three more weeks to go.

That total was from week 13 (regular season). Checking last year's results, the numbers didn't change once the playoffs started. Unless I'm reading it wrong, but I don't think I am.

A #1 and a #3 seed for me.

Kush nearly choked his 1st round bye into my lap, but squeaked a 94.54 to 92.82 win over his opponent. And so I have to play this week.

I better win Dynasty because this kind of performance means I won't get near any good WR prospects in the draft next year. And after spending picks on Breshad Perriman and John Ross, I am getting desperate. Thankfully Marvin Jones has been paying me back for the faith I put in him years ago. He's always been an underrated one in my eyes.

Trading Aaron Rodgers made this season for that squad. I mean I'm especially lucky to have done it before he got hurt, but even if he stayed healthy, that move (getting Gurley) is what made this run for me. Now hopefully I can finish it.

JeffreyLSmith wrote:
Grumpicus wrote:

Three more weeks to go.

That total was from week 13 (regular season). Checking last year's results, the numbers didn't change once the playoffs started. Unless I'm reading it wrong, but I don't think I am.

Oh, ok. In that case, this was a pretty down year, at least in Pro. Last year, half the league broke the 1500 point mark.

I give Grump Alvin Kamara picture for the banner.

First drive on Thursday night, Kamara injured.

UGH.

Aaron Rodgers injury crushed my Pro team because I had so many Packers on it. But still backed into the Division win. Must have been my strong defense.

Down goes Legion! Down goes Legion!

Jayhawker wrote:

Down goes Legion! Down goes Legion!

:drink:

I'm one stat correction and 0 point TE game from being back in this!

Docjoe did not even need all his players to show to beat me. That's this season in a nutshell. Well played, and good luck!

Jayhawker wrote:

Down goes Legion! Down goes Legion!

:drink:

Break out the champagne!

I finally could have played my mascot and scored points!

Docjoe wrote:

I finally could have played my mascot and scored points!

I wish you had played the mascot instead of Antonio Brown.

*Legion* wrote:
Jayhawker wrote:

Down goes Legion! Down goes Legion!

:drink:

I'm one stat correction and 0 point TE game from being back in this!

At the last second I swapped out Cordarrelle Patterson for Mike Wallace. With the Chiefs defense giving up so much passing, especially to the Raiders earlier this season, and going with out Marcus Peters, and the Raiders going without Amir Cooper, I thought Patterson was a chance at lucky couple of TDs or something. But I went back to Wallce.

Patterson had 2.3 points as the Chiefs defense shut down the Raiders for most of the game, and Wallace made 3 receptions payoff for 8.7. I wavered between these two all week. My line-up is in the shooter because of suspensions and injuries, and I figured I was in for a blowout.

Those 6.4 points paid off, as I snuck by for a 3.8 point win. I think this is the first game in which a move I made made such a critical difference. I mean, there are always guys you bench that play over their heads, but ifs you were never considering starting them, it doesn't really matter.

Of course, I also considered Jimmy Garoppolo, as I thought the Ravens may limit Roethlisberger. Starting Big Ben netted me 16.68. I also grabbed Giovani Bernard off waivers because Mixon was in concussion protocol, and went with him over Tevin Coleman. Coleman has had some huge games because he is a good receiver. Avoiding that trap was another 12.8 points.

What a crazy week.

I might have hacked the script into functionality.

Pro
109.14 #3 Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (9-4) vs. #6 Beware of the Phog (7-6) 112.94
112.34 #4 Corn on the Cobb (8-5) vs. #5 The Heavies (8-5) 97.76
98.58 #8 Kissing Cousins (5-8) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (2-11) 106.46
118.44 #9 Minaseans (5-8) vs. #11 I Have No Legs (3-10) 105.98

 

Division I
133.24 #3 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (8-5) vs. #4 Demariyus Targaryen (7-6) 116.54
139.20 #5 Brown Coats (7-6) vs. #6 Rainbow Sprinkles (7-6) 98.14
107.12 #9 The 7 and 9ers (6-7) vs. #12 Emerald Islanders (2-11) 86.50
76.66 #10 Stele's 49ers (4-9) vs. #11 Captain Obvious (4-9) 75.12

 

Dynasty
123.04 #2 Los Gringos (9-4) vs. #5 Puffy Tacos (7-6) 78.98
94.96 #4 Suicide Squad (8-5) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (7-6) 135.64
80.54 #9 Disney Magic (5-8) vs. #12 Grenades (3-10) 126.52
91.50 #10 Straight Outta Coughlin (5-8) vs. #11 Some Stuff and a Few Things (4-9) 115.90

 

Ugh why does Antonio have to get hurt this week?! Wow my receivers crapped the bed.

Well need Matty Ice to go crazy....