GWJFFL 2017: Week 3

Early games:
  • Thursday, September 21st, 8:25 PM ET: Rams at 49ers

Byes: None

Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 From Wentz You Came (Apollo0507) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 254.46
#2 Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (LegionSB) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 233.78
#3 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 224.86
#4 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 209.26
#5 The Heavies (tboon) * 1-1 0-1 (#2) 200.84
#6 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 1-1 0-1 (#3) 191.76
#7 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 1-1 1-0 (#2) 188.86
#8 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 183.32
#9 Minaseans (mcheshier) 0-2 0-1 (#2) 197.34
#10 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 191.86
#11 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 187.70
#12 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 183.78
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): From Wentz You Came (254.46)
#1 Overall ($10): From Wentz You Came
Division Winner ($15): From Wentz You Came
Division Winner ($15): Grigson, Baalke, and Smith
Division Winner ($15): Grump's Chumps
Division Winner ($15): Corn on the Cobb
Highest single-week team total ($10): Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (133.20 in week 2) new!
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 2
125.78 #1 From Wentz You Came (2-0) vs. #8 Kissing Cousins (0-2) 93.98
105.98 #2 Grump's Chumps (2-0) vs. #7 Minaseans (0-2) 93.62
94.72 #3 Corn on the Cobb (2-0) vs. #9 Karma's Astro Droids (0-2) 91.74
86.66 #4 Giants Among Men (1-1) vs. #11 Beware of the Phog (1-1) 97.68
133.20 #5 Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (2-0) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (0-2) 119.44
91.22 #6 I Have No Legs (1-1) vs. #10 The Heavies (1-1) 114.70
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 From Wentz You Came (2-0) vs. #6 Giants Among Men (1-1)
  #2 Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (2-0) vs. #7 I Have No Legs (1-1)
  #3 Grump's Chumps (2-0) vs. #8 Beware of the Phog (1-1)
  #4 Corn on the Cobb (2-0) vs. #10 Garion's Goff Clubs (0-2)
  #5 The Heavies (1-1) vs. #12 Karma's Astro Droids (0-2)
  #9 Minaseans (0-2) vs. #11 Kissing Cousins (0-2)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Tartans (Emmes) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 243.68
#2 Emerald Islanders (TorqGWJ) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 224.32
#3 Goffense Wins Championships (Carlbear95) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 217.80
#4 The Patriotarchy (Sr_Malo) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 213.42
#5 The 7 and 9ers (Rat_Boy) * 1-1 0-1 (#2) 229.26
#6 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) * 1-1 1-0 (#2) 210.78
#7 Rainbow Sprinkles (sortimat) 1-1 0-1 (#2) 207.56
#8 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 1-1 0-1 (#2) 195.84
#9 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (erichoya) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 228.94
#10 TBA (iaintgotnopants) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 187.16
#11 Stele's 49ers (Stele) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 173.74
#12 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 146.66
Results - Week 2
100.80 #1 Emerald Islanders (2-0) vs. #2 Rainbow Sprinkles (1-1) 91.32
96.44 #3 Brown Coats (1-1) vs. #9 The 7 and 9ers (1-1) 124.98
132.80 #4 Tartans (2-0) vs. #12 Captain Obvious (0-2) 74.56
108.86 #5 Goffense Wins Championships (2-0) vs. #8 TBA (0-2) 77.22
117.68 #6 The Patriotarchy (2-0) vs. #10 Stele's 49ers (0-2) 90.90
114.62 #7 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (0-2) vs. #11 Demariyus Targaryen (1-1) 115.12
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Tartans (2-0) vs. #10 TBA (0-2)
  #2 Emerald Islanders (2-0) vs. #4 The Patriotarchy (2-0)
  #3 Goffense Wins Championships (2-0) vs. #6 Brown Coats (1-1)
  #5 The 7 and 9ers (1-1) vs. #12 Captain Obvious (0-2)
  #7 Rainbow Sprinkles (1-1) vs. #9 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (0-2)
  #8 Demariyus Targaryen (1-1) vs. #11 Stele's 49ers (0-2)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 235.68
#2 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 230.32
#3 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 221.36
#4 House Legion (LegionSB) * 2-0 1-0 (#2) 176.84
#5 Garion's G-String (garion333) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 226.80
#6 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 213.02
#7 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 197.06
#8 Tartans (Emmes) 1-1 0-1 (#2) 180.44
#9 Grenades (Chabuda) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 191.46
#10 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 189.36
#11 Disney Magic (staceybug ) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 172.06
#12 Some Stuff and a Few Things (ukickmydog) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 162.82
Results - Week 2
103.08 #1 Brown Coats (2-0) vs. #12 Some Stuff and a Few Things (0-2) 88.18
86.04 #2 Suicide Squad (1-1) vs. #5 The Moldavian Massacre (2-0) 135.94
114.86 #3 Garion's G-String (1-1) vs. #4 Los Gringos (2-0) 120.68
85.10 #6 House Legion (2-0) vs. #8 Disney Magic (0-2) 76.48
68.44 #7 Grenades (0-2) vs. #10 Tartans (1-1) 100.62
106.62 #9 Puffy Tacos (0-2) vs. #11 Straight Outta Coughlin (1-1) 121.06
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 The Moldavian Massacre (2-0) vs. #9 Grenades (0-2)
  #2 Brown Coats (2-0) vs. #6 Suicide Squad (1-1)
  #3 Los Gringos (2-0) vs. #4 House Legion (2-0)
  #5 Garion's G-String (1-1) vs. #10 Puffy Tacos (0-2)
  #7 Straight Outta Coughlin (1-1) vs. #11 Disney Magic (0-2)
  #8 Tartans (1-1) vs. #12 Some Stuff and a Few Things (0-2)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

2-0 in Pro with 233 points.

2-0 in Dynasty with 176 points.

Oh, so Legion can update the fantasy football thread before 3PM on a Thursday, but he couldn't get the NFL threads in time. Says a lot about priorities.

:O

Fantasy thread's less work. Grump scripted the whole damn thing. If anything, it's even more pathetic to not have them posted until Thursday.

Number of 100+ yard receiving performances in first two weeks of the season:
2015: 26
2016: 30
2017: 11

So, just how much did I overpay for Kearse? Probably gonna regret it, but I need to make up for my terrible RBs and OBJ's slow start.

People are definitely putting in high bids but starters are hard to come by during the season.

I tried to get Tarik Cohen last week with $15, and thought I was overbidding. He went for $37. This is the first time I have played with a waiver wire budget, so I'm not even familiar with how important it is to keep some stashed away from late.

*Legion* wrote:

Number of 100+ yard receiving performances in first two weeks of the season:
2015: 26
2016: 30
2017: 11

Ugh

Stele wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

Number of 100+ yard receiving performances in first two weeks of the season:
2015: 26
2016: 30
2017: 11

Ugh

# of Stele's wins after this week: 0

*Legion* wrote:

Number of 100+ yard receiving performances in first two weeks of the season:
2015: 26
2016: 30
2017: 11

There have been 9 of them so far this week. Welcome back, wide receivers!

At this rate I'm going to make up my current 40 point deficit to Grump purely on KC INTs.

Me in Week 3:

IMAGE(https://i.imgur.com/eBKdSIy.jpg)

Argh, bitten by fleaflicker again. I pulled Jordan Reed from my lineup twice but apparently forgot to click on "save lineup" both times or was looking at the wrong week.

Apparently I left Jordy Nelson on my bench even though I knew he was playing. Uh. Oops.

f*cking Demarco Murray ended up taking most of the carries and snaps even though he was questionable before the game, the POS. I hate that guy. Never should've drafted him.

Ah, FF, you're so much fun.

Also, Travis Kelce is killing me this year. I didn't want a boom/bust TE, I wanted consistency. Crazy all over the place stats this year.

Gonna move to 3-0 in Pro. The braintrust of Grigson, Baalke and Smith know what they're doing!

Finally losing a game in Dynasty. Trying to tank for Darnold but keep scoring bullsh*t wins. That roster should finish the season 2-11.

*Legion* wrote:

Trying to tank for Darnold but keep scoring bullsh*t wins. That roster should finish the season 2-11.

Good luck with that The highest ADP player on the dynasty team I inherited is Carlos Hyde, and I drafted bottom of the round.

Any chance I can get the trade in Dynasty through before the Thursday night game?

UpToIsomorphism wrote:

Any chance I can get the trade in Dynasty through before the Thursday night game?

I'll do the same for ours as I do for everyone else's: if there are zero veto votes by tomorrow, I'll manually execute the trade.

Pro
142.92 #1 From Wentz You Came (3-0) vs. #6 Giants Among Men (1-2) 107.20
130.62 #2 Grigson, Baalke, and Smith (3-0) vs. #7 I Have No Legs (1-2) 81.98
133.96 #3 Grump's Chumps (3-0) vs. #8 Beware of the Phog (1-2) 100.10
129.02 #4 Corn on the Cobb (3-0) vs. #10 Garion's Goff Clubs (0-3) 64.98
88.70 #5 The Heavies (1-2) vs. #12 Karma's Astro Droids (1-2) 120.00
101.32 #9 Minaseans (0-3) vs. #11 Kissing Cousins (1-2) 124.32

 

Division I
134.42 #1 Tartans (3-0) vs. #10 TBA (0-3) 132.88
100.46 #2 Emerald Islanders (2-1) vs. #4 The Patriotarchy (3-0) 124.76
81.18 #3 Goffense Wins Championships (2-1) vs. #6 Brown Coats (2-1) 112.50
117.26 #5 The 7 and 9ers (2-1) vs. #12 Captain Obvious (0-3) 102.00
135.62 #7 Rainbow Sprinkles (2-1) vs. #9 Mr. T's Gymnastics Team (0-3) 95.10
85.52 #8 Demariyus Targaryen (1-2) vs. #11 Stele's 49ers (1-2) 97.20

 

Dynasty
110.40 #1 The Moldavian Massacre (3-0) vs. #9 Grenades (0-3) 86.26
155.76 #2 Brown Coats (3-0) vs. #6 Suicide Squad (1-2) 106.28
109.62 #3 Los Gringos (3-0) vs. #4 House Legion (2-1) 78.72
87.18 #5 Garion's G-String (2-1) vs. #10 Puffy Tacos (0-3) 68.38
116.54 #7 Straight Outta Coughlin (1-2) vs. #11 Disney Magic (1-2) 133.86
105.50 #8 Tartans (1-2) vs. #12 Some Stuff and a Few Things (1-2) 134.56