Too Long Didn't Play: Patreon Requested Rocket League

Sponsored By: Ragin’ Redneck

Also sponsored by patron benefactor FAKHER

Time Rocketed: 19 hours

Sparkler Review

Rocket League
It’s the best league in the world.
HEY!

Bottle Rocket Review

I pick up boost last night, mid-flight
But we lost five to three
Disco post: "Saaaa–vage" in the quick chat then.

I miss the ball so much, I don’t know why.
I can’t do aerials.
Just can’t do boost-less flight

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
‘Til I get some wins on my record and find
I'm back to the rank I had when I was gold
Ah, no no no.
Playin’ Rocket League
Rocket League
Runnin’ out of boost
Up here, alone.

Pub games just ain’t a place
You want to play
In fact, it’s cruel as hell.
Like when they say “nice shot” but they
don't mean it.

And all these techniques
I don't understand
But I show up
On Saturdays

To Rocket League

Rocket League

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
‘Til I end a match and look up to find
I’m not the bottom of the totem pole

Ah, no no no.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
‘Til I score the winning goal in overtime
And ukick just blew me up once again

Ah, no no no.

In Rocket League

Rocket League

Runnin’ out of boost

Up here, alone.

Will I keep playing?

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
Long, long, time
Long, long, time
Ah, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no…

But probably yes.

Is it the Dark Souls of Automotive Soccer matches?

In a word…

Savage!

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