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The strange, large shadow made Jason look up just as he felt the pressure of granite on his nose.
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"I've been a cop for 30 years, and I'm really looking forward to my retirement, starting tomorrow."
"I would be insulted if I could figure out exactly what it means."
"Today can't get any worse."
A Cigar, much like Scotch and Monogamy, is an acquired taste.
The best parenting advice I've seen:
Your quest is to convince me that you deserve to sleep indoors.
"You can't tell me what to do!"
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.Space Beast Terror Fright
garion333 wrote: Pretty sure Wink should win by default
"And although I am prepared to face my destiny, you'll not find me easy prey!"
"...mahal ko ang longganisa!" - Demosthenes
"let's do it"
"There is an immediate opening for an underwater welder. No experience necessary it says!"
"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"
Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
Sure I'll tell you, Mr. Bond. There's no way you can stop me.
“Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.”
-Winston S. Churchill
Guns don't kill people--look, I'll show you.
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”
― Dr. Seuss, The Lorax
NothingWitty: Every beer owner has an ear boner. (noted for tagging).