In 20 words or less, give your best death-sentence.

"I've been a cop for 30 years, and I'm really looking forward to my retirement, starting tomorrow."

"Today can't get any worse."

"You can't tell me what to do!"

"And although I am prepared to face my destiny, you'll not find me easy prey!"

"let's do it"

"There is an immediate opening for an underwater welder. No experience necessary it says!"

"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"

Sure I'll tell you, Mr. Bond. There's no way you can stop me.

Guns don't kill people--look, I'll show you.