In 20 words or less, give your best death-sentence.

"I drank what?"

Boudreaux wrote:

"I drank what?"

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

I'm sure its fine... no need to get it checked out.

Hmmm... I wasn't going that fast, but I'm sure the officer had a reason to pull me over.

tuffalobuffalo wrote:
Boudreaux wrote:

"I drank what?"

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

ROUSs? I don't think they exist....

Are you sure that's a zucchini?

Rainsmercy wrote:
tuffalobuffalo wrote:
Boudreaux wrote:

"I drank what?"

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

ROUSs? I don't think they exist....

I didn't think it would take a real genius to figure out where that quote came from.

Just a little fun creativity. And yes, it's devilishly morbid. muwaAHAHHA. I am groan, after all.

I tried to introduce it in the /r/writingprompts subreddit but because I asked for a 20 word maximum it was removed. They liked the idea, though.

Muahahahaha it worked! ;P

"No, I don't believe it tastes like poi-"

"'Famous last words?' What is that supposed to mean?"

"Hold my pacifier and watch me do this"

"Dude. Asia!"

"Did those fish tacos taste funny to you?"

"That baby bear is just soooooo adorable! I'm gonna sneak up and pet it."

Thinking dimly on it, as if through gauze, he realized that he'd always known this moment would come.

Dysentery?
Whatever doesn't kill you,

"this is YOUR fault." *points to random person in the room, dies*

He rolled over to hug his wife, but found a cold wet thing. It turned, eyes glowing yellow, and chittered.

"I am in possession of a firearm. It is in my house. I am in no position to get it."

Check my calculations? You think I'm some sort of amateur?

"I really liked Jar Jar!"

As organizer of our college campus movie night, I have decided on Blazing Saddles!

If you didn't want me to throw it, then don't call it The Football!

Nah, this is a rat snake, completely harmless, copperheads have the GAH-

"Hold my beer."

"Why hasn't anyone ever tried this before?"

"Here goes nothing."

"No honey, it's your butt that makes your butt look big."

I can make that jump.

The river isn't flowing too fast to cliff dive into.

You can totally drive slow in the fast lane.

"It ain’t easy living this life, man, but hell if it doesn’t have its moments! Cherish this shi…"